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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24813 Posts
July 27 2009 01:56 GMT
#1
I was almost raging earlier this evening.

The league is about to start. They announce that the lanes are turning on for five minutes of practice, as usual. My friend throws his ball. A guy on the other team throws his ball. Just as I throw my ball, somebody notices that the balls aren't coming back. Then another guy who is on the other team (and also works there) suddenly remember that those lanes weren't working earlier today.

Eventually we tell the staff at the desk and they announce that we are moving to another set of lanes. I move my stuff over and throw a couple of shots with my spare ball. I go back to the old lanes and eventually the mechanic clears out the balls and I get mine back. I return to the lanes we are now assigned to, and the other team has just started bowling. I say something like "woah wait the three of us haven't practiced yet" and someone suggests I talk to the league secretary.

So I go up to Franklin, the league secretary and explain my situation. He says "once they start bowling you aren't allowed to practice anymore." I discuss it with him further and there's basically nothing he can do. He said we aren't allowed to practice on the oil pattern anymore by US Bowling Congress regulation. I would have asked to practice on another set of lanes at the other end of the bowling alley (which were probably oiled at a separate time), but they were 100% occupied by some party or event.

Missing out on practice isn't the end of the world... most likely your first few frames will suck and then you'll get used to the lanes and be fine after that. But because of the circumstances, my friend and I were annoyed the rest of the night and bowled poorly. How did the guy on the other team who missed practice bowl? He has a 150 average and his first game was almost a 230....

Yeah tonight was very frustrating. Maybe go back and read my recent golf blog because I'm going to divert my attention to that for the rest of the week :p

*****
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
July 27 2009 02:24 GMT
#2
Gosh dang micro how much stuff do you do. It's like you life to it's fullest and beyond.
C'est la vie...
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
July 27 2009 02:51 GMT
#3
Dang that sucks.

On July 27 2009 11:24 Faronel wrote:
Gosh dang micro how much stuff do you do. It's like you life to it's fullest and beyond.


Shield battery
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
July 27 2009 03:24 GMT
#4
On July 27 2009 11:51 Titusmaster6 wrote:
Dang that sucks.

Show nested quote +
On July 27 2009 11:24 Faronel wrote:
Gosh dang micro how much stuff do you do. It's like you life to it's fullest and beyond.


Shield battery


hahahaha

Although admittedly physics teachers aren't usually as awesome as micronesia
lac29
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1485 Posts
July 27 2009 04:29 GMT
#5
Do you use the spin technique? Any tips for players hovering around 100?
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24813 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-27 04:31:57
July 27 2009 04:31 GMT
#6
On July 27 2009 13:29 lac29 wrote:
Do you use the spin technique? Any tips for players hovering around 100?

Yeah definitely. I turned a couple of tl players into near pros in short time through pm/im. PM me and tell me a little bit about your bowling (aside from hovering around 100) and I'll give you suggestions, tips, etc.

My ball hooks quite a fair bit. Pretty much a requirement to be a 200 bowler...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
AlwaysGG
Profile Joined March 2009
Taiwan952 Posts
July 27 2009 06:39 GMT
#7
aw :|
Trust 神教教主 FlaSh | Believe 火心 EffOrt
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
July 27 2009 06:44 GMT
#8
That's cool seeing a bowler around TL.net, had no idea you were one. I stopped bowling in leagues around 7th grade, I wish I hadn't, I decent average back then too. I get so enraged when I bowl shitty with friends nowadays, haha.
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24813 Posts
July 27 2009 07:04 GMT
#9
On July 27 2009 15:44 DrTJEckleburg wrote:
That's cool seeing a bowler around TL.net, had no idea you were one. I stopped bowling in leagues around 7th grade, I wish I hadn't, I decent average back then too. I get so enraged when I bowl shitty with friends nowadays, haha.

I suggest you look at my early blogs lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 27 2009 13:20 GMT
#10
dont say "quite a fair bit"

or "a tad bit" for that matter

way to be redundant
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24813 Posts
July 27 2009 14:28 GMT
#11
On July 27 2009 22:20 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
dont say "quite a fair bit"

or "a tad bit" for that matter

way to be redundant

quite a bit, a fairly large amount: There's quite a bit of snow on the ground.

It's a very common idiom; don't blame me lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-27 14:30:30
July 27 2009 14:30 GMT
#12
"quite a fair bit"? arent you a teacher hahahah
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24813 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-27 14:33:49
July 27 2009 14:32 GMT
#13
On July 27 2009 23:30 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
"quite a fair bit"? arent you a teacher hahahah

We all say tons of shit like that that is commonly accepted even though it doesn't make sense. If I pulled one out of my ass then I'd be in the wrong.

Also f u the day I teach and English class is the day I commit seppuku with a telephone poll.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 28 2009 07:46 GMT
#14
hahahahah fair enough
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 28 2009 10:04 GMT
#15
I posted in your golf blog
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