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God...I went out with my friends to San Diego today just to have some fun...and fuck me, it feels like it was two fucking days...or something. You get the idea.
Fucking dropped $130 on clothes...which is more than I've ever dropped on clothes at one time in my entire life. It's also the first time I've ever bought nice clothes...like Ralph Lauren and Banana fucking Republic. They're all fucking ripoffs.
Being in Korea for three weeks looking like a bum totally made me want to un-bum myself. I usually just wear jeans and a band shirt out...I have an often scruffy beard and usually wear a beanie out. So...I bought some clothes...with the help of my more fashionable girl friends. It took like fucking four or five hours and I was fucking exhausted.
Then we went to the San Diego Zoo. Did you know the San Diego Wild Animal Park is home to four out of thirteen Panda Bears in the United States, which is home to thirteen out of about thirty-eight Panda Bears not in China around the world? That park is fucking huge. I was exhausted and felt more like I'd just wandered Disneyland instead of a zoo. I saw cool shit, though. I love panda bears (no relation to Tasteless's constant pandabearguy stuff), Koala bears, polar bears and giant tortoises. That place fucking had them all.
After that it was time to go bar hopping. Unfortunately, that ended up being a humongous fail. We were fucking exhausted from the heat, relative humidity (from the OC which is always dry) and from walking around staring at clothes and animals all day. We ate some quick food at Denny's before heading to what is apparently called the Gaslamp district near downtown San Diego.
That place is more fucking crowded than Sunset Blvd in fucking Hollywood. Holy fucking shit, it took us an hour and a half to find a fucking parking space. It has less clubs and more lame bars than Sunset, but jesus...there were a grip of fucking cars and people. All fucking Metal Mulishia shirt wearing white dudes, black club rats, umm...Latino looking latinos? and preppy-ass looking Asians. Basically...everyone fit in perfectly to their stereotypes... -___-
So after an hour and a half and wandering from shady bar to less shady bar, we settled on a fucking TGIF to sit down and relax. Yes...of all places, a TGIF restaurant. I downed several beers there (they're cheaper than your average bar) and found myself pleasantly drunk. I was then talked into walking into a deathtrap club.
The friends I was with consisted of three cute Asian girls and a tall lanky white dude. While I had been enjoying my cheaper beers at the TGIF, the girls had gone to wander the street a bit more checking out the clubs. Apparently a bouncer tried to get them to come in, offering no door fee and all that shit, and so the girls later tried to convince a bum short Asian dude and a tall lanky white guy that they could get us in for free too.
Bull fucking shit. I don't care who the fuck you are...$20 for a random tiny ass fucking club in the middle of Gaslamp, San fucking Diego is a fucking rip off. Go fuck yourselves.
We ended up "clubbin' it" at an underground shady bar complete with vomit on the floor of the bathroom, a shitty fucking DJ, and $8 12oz BOTTLES of Newcastle. Naturally, I bought some anyway.
Being out on a dance floor is lame when you can't dance, all the chicks at the bar are fucking fat, ugly and cheap looking, you're too close to the girls you're with to do anything, and you're getting dicked by every pumped wannabe tough guy motherfucker in the bar.
To top it all off, one of my friends was drunk and wild and out...what do the kids call that now...crunk? God, I hate this whole subculture. Fucking deflecting all them wannabe tough guy motherfuckers from our drunk cute Asian girl and our cute little circle of friends for two hours wore me fucking thin. Especially when between me and the other dude, I was the only one with the balls and the alcohol in me to cockblock those pumped fuckers. I would have lost in a fight to any one of those fuckers too...what the FUCK was I thinking??
Why the fuck am I even ranting about all this shit here?
Oh right...I'm still fucking drunk. Why the fuck am I ranting? I'm writing this with a wry smile on my fucking face. It was a fun day hanging out with some of my best friends, and I even tried a Samuel Adams for the first time ever. I always thought it was just hyped shit, but their Summer Ale is actually pretty good. It's like...fruity in a non-gay and non-Belgian way. There are gay fruity beers and there are bomb Belgian fruity beers. It was neither.
However STILL...the three best beers in the world: Fat Tire, Guinness Draught, Newcastle, and $3 Schooners of Bud Light. Fuck you Blue Moon fuckers...that is some of the nastiest shit ever.
I now have a horrible headache and need to lie down before I pass out in front my computer.
Good day to you all.
EDIT
Fuck...forgot what I was going to say...
 
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NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
Wow you've certainly been about since you left Korea - belatedly glad to hear you made it back safely.
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i like blue moon with an orange slice :3
and if you think BR is a rip-off... what isn't >_>?
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Jesus christ Flat Tire tastes like piss water how can you even put that in your mouth?
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lol blue moon sucks. i'm glad someone agrees with me 
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
I liked how you slowly increased the amount of fucks per paragraph as your blog came to an end.
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On July 12 2009 22:13 Snet wrote:
I liked how you slowly increased the amount of fucks per paragraph as your blog came to an end.
lol, someone calculate the % of fucks in this essay.
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On July 12 2009 22:38 YPang wrote:Show nested quote +On July 12 2009 22:13 Snet wrote:
I liked how you slowly increased the amount of fucks per paragraph as your blog came to an end. lol, someone calculate the % of fucks in this essay. Roughly 4% of words in this essay were a derivative of fuck.
However, I didn't find any direct correlation between the number of fucks and the progression of the blog.
Fucks vs. paragraph number chart from excel:
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I wish 99% blogs were something useful instead of drama queen/rant/whine/will my computer asplode and how do i click the any key.
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MrHoon
10183 Posts
banana republic good clothes DOHOHO
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On July 12 2009 20:54 PH wrote:
Fucking dropped $130 on clothes...which is more than I've ever dropped on clothes at one time in my entire life. It's also the first time I've ever bought nice clothes...like Ralph Lauren and Banana fucking Republic. They're all fucking ripoffs.
Was this supposed to say $1300?
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This blog is a fuck record, trying to beat Al Pacino in Scarface. Someone should count them up and do the tally. (Blink 182) + Show Spoiler +Useing ctrl+f, I counted 39 fuck's so that's actually pretty low for a drunk rant.
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On July 13 2009 00:08 anderoo wrote:Show nested quote +On July 12 2009 20:54 PH wrote:
Fucking dropped $130 on clothes...which is more than I've ever dropped on clothes at one time in my entire life. It's also the first time I've ever bought nice clothes...like Ralph Lauren and Banana fucking Republic. They're all fucking ripoffs.
Was this supposed to say $1300?
lol seriously around here stores like banana republic $130 won't even buy you a pair of pants, maybe a shirt ;p
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United States22883 Posts
At first I thought this was Physician's blog and I was in complete shock.
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How about you just stop doing shit you don't want to do?
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On July 13 2009 00:33 Pengu1n wrote:Show nested quote +On July 13 2009 00:08 anderoo wrote:On July 12 2009 20:54 PH wrote:
Fucking dropped $130 on clothes...which is more than I've ever dropped on clothes at one time in my entire life. It's also the first time I've ever bought nice clothes...like Ralph Lauren and Banana fucking Republic. They're all fucking ripoffs.
Was this supposed to say $1300? lol seriously around here stores like banana republic $130 won't even buy you a pair of pants, maybe a shirt ;p
yeah when i saw $130 bucks i was thinking 'what you bought one shirt?'
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Belgium2186 Posts
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didn't know banana republic was considered super expensive
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On July 12 2009 21:22 ghermination wrote:
Jesus christ Flat Tire tastes like piss water how can you even put that in your mouth?
Fat Tire.
On July 12 2009 22:01 skronch wrote:lol blue moon sucks. i'm glad someone agrees with me
<3
On July 13 2009 00:04 Sadistx wrote:
I wish 99% blogs were something useful instead of drama queen/rant/whine/will my computer asplode and how do i click the any key.
No drama or whining...just drunk bitching.
This is blog section. Don't read it if you don't like it.
On July 13 2009 00:08 anderoo wrote:Show nested quote +On July 12 2009 20:54 PH wrote:
Fucking dropped $130 on clothes...which is more than I've ever dropped on clothes at one time in my entire life. It's also the first time I've ever bought nice clothes...like Ralph Lauren and Banana fucking Republic. They're all fucking ripoffs.
Was this supposed to say $1300?
I would never, ever, EVER fucking drop $1300 at one time on clothes.
On July 13 2009 00:33 Pengu1n wrote:Show nested quote +On July 13 2009 00:08 anderoo wrote:On July 12 2009 20:54 PH wrote:
Fucking dropped $130 on clothes...which is more than I've ever dropped on clothes at one time in my entire life. It's also the first time I've ever bought nice clothes...like Ralph Lauren and Banana fucking Republic. They're all fucking ripoffs.
Was this supposed to say $1300? lol seriously around here stores like banana republic $130 won't even buy you a pair of pants, maybe a shirt ;p
I bought a shirt for $24.99+tax.
On July 13 2009 02:37 Straylight wrote:
How about you just stop doing shit you don't want to do?
If your life is really that easy, then I envy you.
On July 13 2009 02:46 daz wrote:Show nested quote +On July 13 2009 00:33 Pengu1n wrote:On July 13 2009 00:08 anderoo wrote:On July 12 2009 20:54 PH wrote:
Fucking dropped $130 on clothes...which is more than I've ever dropped on clothes at one time in my entire life. It's also the first time I've ever bought nice clothes...like Ralph Lauren and Banana fucking Republic. They're all fucking ripoffs.
Was this supposed to say $1300? lol seriously around here stores like banana republic $130 won't even buy you a pair of pants, maybe a shirt ;p yeah when i saw $130 bucks i was thinking 'what you bought one shirt?'
I actually bought quite a bit...like five shirts in total. Just the price distribution was way off. Two Ralph Lauren shirts were like $80. The other three are from Banana Republic ($25) and Pac Sun ($25 for two).
On July 13 2009 05:29 arrrrmatey wrote:
didn't know banana republic was considered super expensive
It's not D&G, but it's not considered cheap.
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Canada612 Posts
Lol, why are you complaining about getting super sweet discounted shirts? Typically those shirts are twice if not triple the price you paid at those stores. Be happy
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Haha...yes, you're right and very true. I'm just a cheap bastard.
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On July 12 2009 20:54 PH wrote:
I usually just wear jeans and a band shirt out...I have an often scruffy beard
What's wrong with this? 
WTB fashionable women around me?
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People take you more seriously when you don't look like a bum. I guess I'm just growing up a bit? lol, I dunno.
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On July 13 2009 07:47 PH wrote:
Haha...yes, you're right and very true. I'm just a cheap bastard.
it's ok; you're asian
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On July 13 2009 07:14 PH wrote:Show nested quote +On July 13 2009 02:37 Straylight wrote:
How about you just stop doing shit you don't want to do? If your life is really that easy, then I envy you.
Oh come on. Obviously I'm not referring to stuff like going to work or school. But the shit you're complaining about?
Aww boohoo I "had" to buy this expensive shirt or drop $10 on a drink. How about just don't?
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And what? We all have those shitty problems, but it's no fun making a blog bitching about the same ol' daily grind. That shit's a given.
That day described in my OP was a new experience, and whilst still drunk, I went ahead and bitched about everything I found irritating or that outright pissed me off that day.
What now?
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
I'll be back in San Diego today
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Avoid the underground bar across the street from TGIF that has a sign that says, "NO COVER FEE" in the Gaslamp district.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
Yeah...didn't really plan on going there.
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