EPTWe all know that the 6 dragons are slumping (except Bisu, but he's also losing a lot lately)
But this thread will not only help the 6 dragons get out of their slump but also, help you!
So I got some questions for you.
Tired of losing at iCCuP over and over, but still want to play?
You think you're slumping so bad that starcraft just isn't for you?
Well you're wrong! With this guide, you'll be back, to kick some butt!
Ok, first of all, what is a slump? Well, it's simply a period of decline or deterioration. So in starcraft terms, it's just a period where your game play is worse than it used to be, and the results of your games are quite catastrophic.
So how do we get out of slumps? Well, of course, and obvious advice would be to STOP playing for a while, to get your mind set straight.
BUT what if you don't want to stop playing? Now that's a bit tricky, but I do have solutions to this problem.
Ok, first you must decide, if you really want to play despite slumping, if no. Ok see you in 3 days or something. If Yes, ok continue reading.
Now then, like any other sport, in Starcraft, you have to be fit to play, fit meaning, you have to have the right amount of vitamins and minerals, diet, to play.
What exactly is the right diet?
That's easy, if you've been watching videos in youtube, you might have ran into this commercial.
Mom's right when it comes to health ^^ + Show Spoiler +
NO not LACTUM! THE food Pyramid!
Ok, enough of that, so your diet is fine now, you eat well, at the right time. But of course that's not enough. You still feel bad, since you lost a ton of games, in which you could have done better. Now, it's time to listen....
Listen to what you ask? Listen and feel your surroundings, you're one with the world, and nothing is gonna stop you from relaxing. Put something on as well, like you're favorite songs or w/e it is you may like.
Ok, now that's over with, well go to your clothing. What has clothing have to do with Starcraft? Well it helps a lot to wear something comfortable. Make yourself feel as relaxed as possible, the more comfortable you are with clothing, the more relaxed you are, this will help your mind feel at ease.
Ok, so food, environment, clothing, what's next?
Well it's simple, your body posture is next.
So today, I'll give you a very short lecture in Biology, Sit straight! The more straight your body is, the more your blood will flow, crossing legs, causes your blood to flow at your feet, which means less blood at your head. And of course, less blood means, less active it will be, you need your blood to flow in your mind for it to work properly.
Lastly, CHEMISTRY. The most important thing to do, BEFORE and AFTER a games, is.....
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Drink....+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://yalesustainability.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/bottled-water.jpg?w=209&h=258)
Yah, that's right, you need it before and after games, since it will ReCharge your body enough for it to work probably, since you use a lot of energy, pressing those keys, and thinking. So yah, that's what you need. And if after all of that, you should see yourself climbing the ladder again.
WAIT! What? You're still slumping? I can't believe it, after all that, you're still climbing down the ladder? OMG! This can't be, well....
I never thought I'd ever result to this, but.... the only way to cure your problem is.....
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Ok, here it goes.. the ULTIMATE solution to cure slumpness, is.....+ Show Spoiler +
Pornography.
ZOMG! What? You can't believe it can you? But yes, statistics show that, players who watch VODS play better than they used to, it inspires them to play better, as long as you don't try to be part of the VOD itself.
Want proof?? look at this thread it helped Best A LOT!
Anyway, after that, I'm sure your already climbing up the ladder, and you're ready to kick some korean ass.
GG
And thank you for your time.
