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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 16 2009 20:17 GMT
#21
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 16 2009 20:18 GMT
#22
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-16 20:47:45
June 16 2009 20:45 GMT
#23
On June 16 2009 14:47 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
How many noobs does it take to capture a flag?


[image loading]

Mathematically 4. But experience shows that 6 won't be enough.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
June 16 2009 20:54 GMT
#24
why do you want to capture it in the first place?


flags should be free
Jävla skit
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-16 21:55:24
June 16 2009 21:54 GMT
#25
One to spot the flag, one to point out that the flagpole is similar to a penis shaft, two to suicide accidentally with frag grenades, five to talk shit to little kids, four to talk shit about kids that talk shit about little kids, one to attempt to standby and get disconnected and one to realize that with all this going on he can capture the flag and win.

so... is it one or 15?
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11601 Posts
June 16 2009 22:02 GMT
#26
more than a threads page of kids posting on TL.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-16 22:25:42
June 16 2009 22:25 GMT
#27
On June 17 2009 05:17 minus_human wrote:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute, set a man on fire and he'll be hot for the rest of his life?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
June 16 2009 23:10 GMT
#28
On June 17 2009 06:54 Hypnosis wrote:
One to spot the flag, one to point out that the flagpole is similar to a penis shaft, two to suicide accidentally with frag grenades, five to talk shit to little kids, four to talk shit about kids that talk shit about little kids, one to attempt to standby and get disconnected and one to realize that with all this going on he can capture the flag and win.

so... is it one or 15?

LOL! winning
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 16 2009 23:25 GMT
#29
On June 16 2009 14:47 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
How many noobs does it take to capture a flag?
2 - One to capture the flag and take it to the other base. Another to explain to him that he should capture the enemy flag instead of their own flag.
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
July 27 2009 23:32 GMT
#30
this thread is concluding in 24 hours. hypnosis still has the lead
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
ZeeTemplar
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States557 Posts
July 27 2009 23:43 GMT
#31
On June 16 2009 16:06 404.Nitrogen wrote:
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what the hell is the story behind the torch girl? lol its almost cute.

O_o someone share?
Jangbi storms!!!
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-27 23:55:51
July 27 2009 23:55 GMT
#32
On July 28 2009 08:43 ZeeTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2009 16:06 404.Nitrogen wrote:
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[image loading]



what the hell is the story behind the torch girl? lol its almost cute.

O_o someone share?

As far as I can gather from lurking the TL DotA thread...
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
July 27 2009 23:59 GMT
#33
On July 28 2009 08:32 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
this thread is concluding in 24 hours. hypnosis still has the lead
A little over a month to decide on a sig is a bit much don't you think? I figured you would've just taken hypnosis's answer by now
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 28 2009 00:12 GMT
#34
noobs can't capture the flag
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
July 28 2009 00:15 GMT
#35
Five. One to grab the flag, a second to spam ingame chat to distract the opponents from the fact that the first one got the flag, A third to lag the game up and blame someone else, a fourth to ask why "we aren't playing fastest?", and a fifth to call everyone else a noob and disconnect, leaving his 40-supply army-and-probes in his unexpanded unteched base.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-28 00:49:38
July 28 2009 00:48 GMT
#36
On July 28 2009 08:43 ZeeTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2009 16:06 404.Nitrogen wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



what the hell is the story behind the torch girl? lol its almost cute.

O_o someone share?


she gives me mana to own bitches

On July 28 2009 08:55 Insane Lane wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2009 08:43 ZeeTemplar wrote:
On June 16 2009 16:06 404.Nitrogen wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



what the hell is the story behind the torch girl? lol its almost cute.

O_o someone share?

As far as I can gather from lurking the TL DotA thread...
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


ur gonna make elemenope spam this in the dota thread! stop, quickly!
UNFUCK YOURSELF
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
July 28 2009 01:01 GMT
#37
How many noobs does it take to capture a flag?
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1 lucky noob to capture the flag and brag about it with screenshots on the boards

14 to share similar experiences of capturing flags and how it could've been done differently

7 to caution about the dangers of using those alternative strategies

53 to flame and call those 14 a bunch of fuckin' skilless newbies

another 53 to flame the other 7 and call them a bunch of pussies

41 to flame the flamers

6 to argue whether the flag post should be referred to as "post" or "pole"

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 self-proclaimed progamers to confirm that it is indeed "pole"

15 pubstar gamers claiming to have played for many years and that "post" is indeed fine

156 to email the game masters complaining that the discussions violates game EULA

109 to point out that capturing the flag is secondary to actually killing the team

111 to argue the idea that capturing the flag can be (and should be) done without killing the other team for max efficiency

306 to debate which of the two ways is superior in low, mid, and high level games, what are the best weapons, armors and equipment to suit up oneself with, the best levels to pick for different flags, and how to decide on a proper flag carrier

27 to link URL's where one can see examples of different flag capturing guides

14 to say that the URL's were linked incorrectly and then link the corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer participate in the discussion since they cannot handle the capturing-the-flag controversy

4 to suggest that posters read the CTF FAQ on the game-related boards

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

21 to ask what is "CTF"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on flag capturing techniques before asking questions about it"

1 lucky noob to capture the flag once more and start the discussion all over again


i'm so original. xD
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
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