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Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
May 23 2009 03:39 GMT
#41
On May 23 2009 10:39 Mastermind wrote:
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On May 23 2009 09:46 Chef wrote:
I actually hate people who do rolling stops, so I'm happy they're anal about this. It's as simple as stopping and looking both ways, but damned if the idiots where I live can be bothered.

Everyone does rolling stops. EVERYONE.


no they dont, just wait until your car jerks you backwards. That's when you know you've stopped.
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Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
May 23 2009 04:01 GMT
#42
When taking a Driving Test, make sure you stop for like 2-3 seconds. I mean, make sure you are sitting there, unmoving (I guess unless you are making a right-hand turn off a highway or something). You have to drive so fakely to pass these tests, its ridiculous. Driving tests are a pain, it took me like 3 times to pass.
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kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
May 23 2009 04:46 GMT
#43
The government has to fail a certain amount of people and let a certain amount pass. Take your test in the afternoon ( 11am ish ).

I failed once cus the guy asked me to parallel park behind a car, but the spot behind that car was a curve ... how do i park parallel to a car ... go on the curb?
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 23 2009 05:17 GMT
#44
On May 23 2009 13:46 kOre wrote:
The government has to fail a certain amount of people and let a certain amount pass. Take your test in the afternoon ( 11am ish ).

I failed once cus the guy asked me to parallel park behind a car, but the spot behind that car was a curve ... how do i park parallel to a car ... go on the curb?

actually my test was at exactly 11am this morning
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
LxRogue
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1415 Posts
May 23 2009 05:24 GMT
#45
I can only speak for myself, but mine was pretty easy. Here in the U.S. i know the difficulty varies depending on which DMV you go to, and probably even for who is testing you.

Rolling stops is an odd thing to fail for. Everyone i know failed for bumping into the curb, or for not looking for traffic enough.
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
May 23 2009 06:15 GMT
#46
Wow, that really sucks. I personally think it is a bad idea to teach everyone to wait 10 seconds at each stop sign but apparently Andreas has different thoughts. The only things I got taken off for on my test was not putting on my turning signal for a three point turn (closed course so didn't even think of it) and having to adjust the mammoth minivan I was driving once, to park within the four cones when she said to adjust if I needed to!
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9105 Posts
May 23 2009 06:49 GMT
#47
That sucks, most stop signs should be yields anyway and having to come to a complete stop before turning right at red lights doesn't really make sense either.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 23 2009 06:52 GMT
#48
On May 23 2009 15:49 Jonoman92 wrote:
That sucks, most stop signs should be yields anyway and having to come to a complete stop before turning right at red lights doesn't really make sense either.

.......
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If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
May 23 2009 07:32 GMT
#49
lol nub
yes.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
May 23 2009 07:36 GMT
#50
On May 23 2009 09:36 Last Romantic wrote:
My reason for failing was that my tester didn't speak fucking English so I had to guess at all her instructions.

Fucking retarded.

That is even more sad
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BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
May 23 2009 08:05 GMT
#51
Sucks grobyc. You really have to exaggerate everything during a driving test. Check your mirrors like 3 times, buckle your seatbelt in a really deliberate manner, stop at every sign and light for a couple of seconds longer than you normally would, and just generally be hyper attentive for those 15 minutes.
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
May 23 2009 08:06 GMT
#52
In Singapore (from what I've heard) it isn't that strict
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 23 2009 08:33 GMT
#53
On May 23 2009 17:05 BroOd wrote:
Sucks grobyc. You really have to exaggerate everything during a driving test. Check your mirrors like 3 times, buckle your seatbelt in a really deliberate manner, stop at every sign and light for a couple of seconds longer than you normally would, and just generally be hyper attentive for those 15 minutes.

Actually the test is 45 minutes long =[

When I get nervous my jaw usually tightens up and I don't breathe as much as I should, so 10 minutes in my mouth and throat started to get really dry haha. I could never tell where he was looking because he puts up a special mirror on the window so that he can see my eyes and where I am looking. I can't tell what he is paying attention to because he was wearing sunglasses too. Some red lights were red for at least a minute, it was extremely awkward a lot of the time...
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
May 23 2009 08:45 GMT
#54
45 minutes?? wow. Ours is so much shorter
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vnlegend
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1389 Posts
May 23 2009 09:03 GMT
#55
On May 23 2009 16:32 DeathSpank wrote:
lol nub

yea seriously. This is a DRIVING TEST, not a weekend cruise. When you stop, you make a full stop by hitting the brakes and you physically feel like you're falling forward as the tires stops but your car/body still has momentum. This jerk reaction is also how cops can tell if you did a full stop or not.

The way to brake w/o feeling the momentum is to brake, then let go of the brake, then brake again. But obviously you don't want to do this since you want the guy to feel the brake.
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DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
May 23 2009 09:10 GMT
#56
On May 23 2009 18:03 vnlegend wrote:
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On May 23 2009 16:32 DeathSpank wrote:
lol nub

yea seriously. This is a DRIVING TEST, not a weekend cruise. When you stop, you make a full stop by hitting the brakes and you physically feel like you're falling forward as the tires stops but your car/body still has momentum. This jerk reaction is also how cops can tell if you did a full stop or not.

The way to brake w/o feeling the momentum is to brake, then let go of the brake, then brake again. But obviously you don't want to do this since you want the guy to feel the brake.
Exactly, though it doesn't even matter if he feels the break. you just stop completely then make really obvious head movements to show you are looking. The key to a driving test is to drive like your grandmother...that is if your grandma is alert and always being extra careful.
yes.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 23 2009 09:12 GMT
#57
On May 23 2009 18:03 vnlegend wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 16:32 DeathSpank wrote:
lol nub

yea seriously. This is a DRIVING TEST, not a weekend cruise. When you stop, you make a full stop by hitting the brakes and you physically feel like you're falling forward as the tires stops but your car/body still has momentum. This jerk reaction is also how cops can tell if you did a full stop or not.

The way to brake w/o feeling the momentum is to brake, then let go of the brake, then brake again. But obviously you don't want to do this since you want the guy to feel the brake.

I did that quite a bit too. I took my brothers car and he needs his brakes done badly. In the beginning the instructor told me to roll down the window so I was like "Oh fuck..." and as soon as you start braking the brakes squeal like a dying baby. The harder you push down on them, the more they squeal =/

I think next time I'm going to take my car in
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
May 23 2009 10:57 GMT
#58
On May 23 2009 15:49 Jonoman92 wrote:
That sucks, most stop signs should be yields anyway and having to come to a complete stop before turning right at red lights doesn't really make sense either.


you may have common sense but there would be millions more accidents if the world changed to fit this view
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
May 23 2009 13:51 GMT
#59
Lol, during my road test I was obnoxiously careful. Stopping for like 10 seconds and twisting my entire body both ways to check for cars.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-23 20:23:05
May 23 2009 20:13 GMT
#60
I think its like an unwritten law for any fist time test taker to be failed. Everyone I know has failed on their first try.


On my first test I had this bitch+ Show Spoiler +
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but uglier. I shit you not.

When I first get in the car she does the run down , asks me where all my instruments are etc. When she gets to the wipers I point with both hands and say, "Here and Here." and then she goes, "Well, which one is it??". I say, "both, this one is for the back and this is for the front."

Anyways, I am doing fine we are driving. Lucky for me its a construction zone around the DMV so its slow driving all over the place. The first sign of doom was me trying to small talk her about this fact; "Guess I only need to drive under 25 right?". To which she replied; "If that's what you think." or something snide.

So then later I'm making a left hand turn at a light and there are 2 turn lanes. The guy on the inside turn lane for some reasons decides to gun it half way into the turn and swerves the waiting traffic and causes me to break and other people to sound horns. The van jerks around and the tester scoffs at ME. WTF?? and then she scribbles down some note about it. (and when I say scribble, I mean scribble. After the test she gave me a copy and I seriously could not read anything, not even her fucking check marks were coherent. How the fuck is that even possible?)

So then we go by the park, and it's a completely open street (lucky me) and I gotta back up in a straight line. Perfect. When I pull out I look around, check my mirrors and all but didn't use my blinker because I basically just drove in a straight line to the stop sign about 50-70 ft. ahead.

We get back to the DMV and park and she immediately blurts out "You made a (some dmv word for dire/fatal/crucial) mistake. You fail.".

She explains about the blinker when I was parking. And mentions a few other minor errors (including taking points off for the wipers and the the left turn) that need correction. Somehow this means failure?

Seriously what a hideous bitch, probably gets off on denying people licenses. I think I still have a copy of the test somewhere, what a joke.

The next time I took the test, I seriously passed with flying colors. The tester was a cool older guy who I was chatting with the whole time about driving lessons/tips my dad gave me. Seriously the only things he wrote on the paper was slows down too much on right hand turns, and didn't check mirror once when switching lanes (but I actually did but he didn't see cause he was writing). He said its dangerous because I could get rear ended. But I told him my dad said to drive defensively and beware of pedestrians on turns. Ez

Stupid cunt bitch DMV gross chicken slob arms.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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