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AzureEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1360 Posts
May 05 2009 02:44 GMT
#41
Zealot verses Spartan

The battle rages on for over 2 hours

Finally, with his last strength, Spartan pierces Zealot with a spear

Zealot looks back at the shield battery and smiles
Terrans who whine: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107788
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
May 05 2009 04:11 GMT
#42
On May 05 2009 11:03 Freyr wrote:
Yeah but it's so shitty. How can you not hate yourself for enjoying it?


Because we get to see cool weapons n shit yo
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
May 05 2009 04:42 GMT
#43


deadliest warriors ever
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
May 13 2009 13:34 GMT
#44
I'm so hooked to this series. It's all bullshit and random and stupid but GOD are those slow motion weapons awesome.
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
May 13 2009 15:39 GMT
#45
On May 05 2009 13:11 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2009 11:03 Freyr wrote:
Yeah but it's so shitty. How can you not hate yourself for enjoying it?


Because we get to see cool weapons n shit yo

lawl

I love how they try to make certain weapons seem better than they are: e.g. Gladiator sword vs. Apache war club
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
May 13 2009 17:40 GMT
#46
I can't believe Yakuza lost.

But I'm glad Spetsnaz won.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Gray[FH
Profile Joined January 2009
152 Posts
May 13 2009 21:54 GMT
#47
i love this show
<3
ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
May 13 2009 22:01 GMT
#48
Eagerly awaiting pirates vs ninjas :D
the courage to be a lazy bum
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
May 13 2009 22:30 GMT
#49
Personally yakuza vs mafia was kind of dumb because you have sais losing to ice picks like that would ever happen and the Luger vs the 12 guage was just stupid imo.

Spetsnaz vs Green beret shouldnt have been as close but it was allright imo. Though i didnt like the draw between the M16?(m4?) and the Ak-74 since in reality the m16 is single shot or burst and couldnt compete with the AK which is auto or burst..M24 vs the SVD wasnt the best either because you can gun down more with the SVD than the m24 anyway ><
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
May 13 2009 22:40 GMT
#50
well it's ridiculously silly, it's not like you can generalize which group are better fighters when they both use machine guns.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
May 13 2009 23:53 GMT
#51
On May 05 2009 05:49 Freyr wrote:
Those saying samurai were "more disciplined" than vikings...where are you getting this information?

You do realize that there was no formal standardized training for samurai in any sense similar to that of, for example, the professional roman army.

Yeah it seems as though they are picking categories where there would have been a high degree of variation from individual to individual and from period to period. Presumably they want as much room as possible to fill the show with BS to please the lowest common denominator.

This show may be a lot of fun, but I really hope no one who enjoys it allows him/herself to be convinced that any conclusions drawn on the show are valid to ANY extent. If you want low quality entertainment this show is perfect - if you want to learn about military history go to a library. At least then you can make educated conjecture about who would beat whom.

Samurai sword technique is no joke...and they were compared to vikings, not roman soldiers. I think when you compare the two in terms of discipline, it's not that hard to see the difference.

But yeah, I agree...it's not a great show, but it's dumb fun.
Hello
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
May 14 2009 20:26 GMT
#52
fucking hell didn't you guys watch 300? the Spartan kicked the living shit out of those crazy-fugly ass ninja's.. And they even let the little Greeks play with the ninja's when they got bored.

+ Show Spoiler +
Ok, I'm kidding! skill wise it should be spartan vs samurai
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
NonFactor
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden698 Posts
May 14 2009 23:05 GMT
#53
Lol, I saw one of the episodes on YouTube. (Ninja vs Spartan) it was nicely made and everything, but seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people. After I saw the weapons and how they worked it took me like 10 seconds to figure out who would win in what situation.

Lock down a Ninja and a Spartan to a closed room where the Spartan can keep his eyes on the ninja, and ninja can't move around. Spartan will win hands down most of the time, unless the somehow lands the glass bomb or w/e it was, seriously blinding him. This again is hard with the Spartan shield, which is massive. In a small space where ninja can't move and hide, it doesen't stand a chance.

But if you put down a Ninja vs a Spartan in a forrest like it was in their ''simulation'' Ninja would win hands down. A Spartan can't catch a ninja, it only chance is to kill the ninja with it's ranged weapon, which showed to be quite in-accurate, especially against a agile ninja. The ninja had numerous ways to kill the Spartan silently in a forrest, which is open spaced, plenty of places to hide, plenty of places to take cover. A ninja would win here. He could basically just run, try to shoot him with a poison needle, if it fails, try again, no need to go close combat.

The simulation they had was just retarded, I wonder who scripted that fight, but he could have done a better job. First of all, the ninja attacks from behind but doesen't use the needle or a shuriken? He goes toe-to-toe against a Spartan willingly? Of course a Ninja wouldn't know what a Spartan is, but he can see the Spear, the heavy armor and the humongous shield. I didn't know ninjas were retarded. He goes toe-to-toe obviously he get's pushed back. He then retreats into the forrest after throwing glass into Spartans eyes, which the spartan just shrugs off. Then in the forrest, for some reason, the ninja jumps out from it's hiding place for no apparent reason, and THEN starts throwing shurikens towards the spartan, which of course, deflects all of them.

Sorry for the rant, it was just ridicolous lol.

Seriously, common sense would answer who wins that fight, no need for ''experts'' and ''state-of-the-art'' computers.

But yea, it's more for the entertaiment then actual facts.
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 23:20:49
May 14 2009 23:20 GMT
#54
Yea but they're just trying to see who's more 'deadly' not who would exactly win in a real-life fight. People with more deadly weapons win. Not the people with more training/etc etc so if you have a nuke you insta-win the fight.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
May 14 2009 23:24 GMT
#55
I actually thought the Spetsnaz should win :|

Though I agree with their decisions for the most part.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Freyr
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States500 Posts
May 15 2009 03:43 GMT
#56
On May 14 2009 08:53 PH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2009 05:49 Freyr wrote:
Those saying samurai were "more disciplined" than vikings...where are you getting this information?

You do realize that there was no formal standardized training for samurai in any sense similar to that of, for example, the professional roman army.

Yeah it seems as though they are picking categories where there would have been a high degree of variation from individual to individual and from period to period. Presumably they want as much room as possible to fill the show with BS to please the lowest common denominator.

This show may be a lot of fun, but I really hope no one who enjoys it allows him/herself to be convinced that any conclusions drawn on the show are valid to ANY extent. If you want low quality entertainment this show is perfect - if you want to learn about military history go to a library. At least then you can make educated conjecture about who would beat whom.

Samurai sword technique is no joke...and they were compared to vikings, not roman soldiers. I think when you compare the two in terms of discipline, it's not that hard to see the difference.

But yeah, I agree...it's not a great show, but it's dumb fun.


Ok seriously what on earth do you really know about samurai, their swords, and their training? You are getting all your prejudices from pop culture samurai mystique. Why don't you do some serious historical research if you want to be able to discuss samurai or vikings in a knowledgeable fashion.

Glad you agree about the quality of the show though :p
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
May 15 2009 04:50 GMT
#57
it's just as bullshit as the animal vs animal series
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Gray[FH
Profile Joined January 2009
152 Posts
May 15 2009 05:13 GMT
#58
i was annoyed with the show when yakuza lost to the mafia, baseball bat vs nunchucks? its supposed to be a sword WTH!
<3
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
May 15 2009 07:50 GMT
#59
do they actually think yakuza dudes run around with nunchucks
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
vx70GTOJudgexv
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3161 Posts
May 15 2009 08:03 GMT
#60
On May 05 2009 06:18 ilistis wrote:
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vs

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Berserker vs Samuria. GOGOGOGo


Fixed
(-_-) BW for ever. #1 Iris fan.
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