Mathematics V2.1.2 - Page 2

On March 16 2009 10:13 JeeJee wrote:
* All powers of i beyond 7 have been fixed to equal 1, -1, i, and -i where needed.

i don't get it O_o
others were pretty funny tho =p

On March 17 2009 11:26 Archaic wrote:
I'm still wondering if the "All of these are obviously jokes" is actually necessary...
And infinity +1... = 1,000,001.
WOW I just solved math.



Simple actually...
i = sqrt(-1)
i^1 = i
i^2 = -1
i^3 = -i
i^4 = 1
i^5 = i

And this loops forever.

Implemented L’Hopital’s rule for non-indeterminate forms.

On March 18 2009 11:29 Fontong wrote:

my personal favorite

On March 25 2009 05:55 fishyjoes wrote:
I didnt understand most of them. Do I need to be a Math Major or it is just the language barrier? T_T

On March 15 2009 17:16 Infinity.SkyLark wrote:
* New valid method of proof: Proof by Example.

* All incompleteness theorems are now false. Anything can be proven or disproven.

* The halting problem is decidable.

* Anything can be written as an elementary function if we go far enough in calling something elementary.

* Fixed known bug where Fermat’s Last Theorem failed to hold for n=1 or n=2.

* Due to customer complaints about other implementations, the natural numbers now start at -1.

* After a successful beta test in category theory, proof by diagram chasing is now applicable across all of mathematics.

* During extended server downtime, problems will now slowly solve themselves, simulating the progress you would have been making.

* Infinity has been nerfed to constant value of 1,000,000.

* Negative numbers now use differently colored numbers to reduce confusion.

* All numbers above 3 are now a suffusion of yellow.

* Subtraction has been removed, however it is still available on special subtraction servers.

* New Axiom: Axiom of Clarity. If after explaining a proof to someone for 5 minutes, if they still do not understand, they may use the Axiom of Clarity to assert the existence of a proof that your proof is invalid.

* In response to demand, elegant proofs of certain theorems have been shortened that they may fit into the margins of books as commentary.

* Research has shown that random numbers along a finite distribution were unfairly biased towards the digit one over other digits. This has been fixed.

* We are proud to unveil a new kind of super-calculus, which requires twenty people to complete even the most rudimentary calculations over a period of hours of collaborative work. We feel this new math will challenge those at the higher-end of the profession.

* New, epic applications of super-calculus have been implemented as well.

* For a small monthly fee, all infinite series can be summed. All users will be allowed to use that 1 + 2 + 3 + … = -1/12 for a trial period of week.


* For improved security, several composite numbers have been defined as “unfactorisable” for use as RSA keys.
ROFL

* Halting problem solved.

* Halting problem of above solver solved.

* Halting problem of above solver solved as well.

* Halting problem of how many halting problem solvers we’ll need solved. (inifinity =D)

* Paradoxes that arise from above solver’s solution solved.

* Halting problem of… oh god, it’s an infinite cycle!