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I laughed out loud when I saw an ad for this on a porn site.
This is from wikipedia:
The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a sex toy designed for use by males. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.
The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer Steve Shubin who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy.[2] He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection".[3]
Here's a picture in case you're still confused:
NSFW: + Show Spoiler +
Uh... I really don't know how to say this in a way that won't make me look like a loser, but I kinda want this thing... I mean, most of the time, I'm gonna jack off rather than having sex so why not use this? So, uh, has anyone tried this shit? If so, is it all it's cracked up to be? Lol, I might be asking the wrong website.
 
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my friend bought one and then got scared his parents were going to find it so he threw it in some discrete garbage can around town LOL
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Waste of money if can get the real thing.
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Picture not working for me. 
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United States12607 Posts
On February 19 2009 06:18 yubee wrote:
my friend bought one and then got scared his parents were going to find it so he threw it in some discrete garbage can around town LOL
looool
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doesnt ur jizz just collect in the back 0_0
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"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room
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thedeadhaji
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I think Japan has 500billion different products analogous to this.
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On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room
Dude, there's a cap.
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United States13896 Posts
On February 19 2009 06:30 paper wrote:
doesnt ur jizz just collect in the back 0_0
I'm sure you would have to clean it after using it.
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did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O!
everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/
THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll
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On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room Dude, there's a cap.
what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something?
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My hand works fine. It's probably easier to clean too
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On February 19 2009 06:35 MiniRoman wrote:did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O! everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll
I WILL TAKE 5.
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On February 19 2009 06:37 JohnColtrane wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room Dude, there's a cap. what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something?
Where do you live in the 14th century?
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On February 19 2009 06:49 JudgeMathis wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2009 06:37 JohnColtrane wrote:On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room Dude, there's a cap. what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something? Where do you live in the 14th century?
You're so VIOLENTLY American.
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lol body bouncer looks fun
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Man when the power goes out and your parents are trying to use your jerking aid as a flashlight, that will be a memory that sticks with you.
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United States12607 Posts
On February 19 2009 06:50 404.Nintu wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2009 06:49 JudgeMathis wrote:On February 19 2009 06:37 JohnColtrane wrote:On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room Dude, there's a cap. what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something? Where do you live in the 14th century? You're so VIOLENTLY American.
Translation, for all of us American noobies in here: torch = flashlight, in British English.
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On February 19 2009 06:35 MiniRoman wrote:did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O! everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT IS AMAZING
It's so beautiful and so simple. This is the kind of thing they point to in school and say, "Listen, kids. The key to invention is simply finding a problem, then solving it in a simple way." And then they give you that knowing look that says, "Yes, the inventor of the pet rock made squillions and you will, too."
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lol body bouncer looks so terrible. People too lazy to move their body even for sex now?
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oops yeah sorry, i meant flashlight
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United States11637 Posts
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On February 19 2009 06:57 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Man when the power goes out and your parents are trying to use your jerking aid as a flashlight, that will be a memory that sticks with you.
rofl
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On February 19 2009 07:03 yoshtodd wrote:
lol body bouncer looks so terrible. People too lazy to move their body even for sex now?
You're right that it's somewhat lazy, but it's ingenious nonetheless. The principle is that it's less work, all pleasure. Which is a good thing.
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On February 19 2009 06:19 Spartan wrote:
Waste of money if can get the real thing.
The real thing costs more.
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On February 19 2009 07:25 ShadowDrgn wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2009 06:19 Spartan wrote:
Waste of money if can get the real thing. The real thing costs more.
QFT.
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On February 19 2009 06:54 pyrogenetix wrote:
lol body bouncer looks fun
it looks REALLY uncomfortable
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A friend of mine used to work at Fleshlight and shipped me one for free. At first it was awesome - much better than the 5-finger method. But it requires maintainence which is a pain. It only takes a couple minutes where you soak it in soapy water, and then you let it dry for a few hours. If that was all there was to the maintainence, I would still like the product. Here's the biggest problem: the feel of the material degrades over time. You have to cake it regularly with baby powder or corn starch to keep it from feeling tacky and gross. Even when I tried maintaining it like that, I never could get it to feel right again.
I don't recommend getting one.
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United States6173 Posts
lawl ads for that float around everywhere.
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I had one and I got rid of it cuz it was too much hassle
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United States12607 Posts
On February 19 2009 07:55 travis wrote:
I had one and I got rid of it cuz it was too much hassle
woman, or fleshlight?
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On February 19 2009 08:01 JWD wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2009 07:55 travis wrote:
I had one and I got rid of it cuz it was too much hassle woman, or fleshlight? + Show Spoiler +
lol, pics or it didn't happen
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On February 19 2009 08:44 emperorchampion wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2009 08:01 JWD wrote:On February 19 2009 07:55 travis wrote:
I had one and I got rid of it cuz it was too much hassle woman, or fleshlight? + Show Spoiler + lol, pics or it didn't happen
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lol, pics or it didn't happen[/QUOTE]
thats a little bit weird dude
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looks kinda rough in there.
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I lol'd hard at the body bouncer.
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On February 19 2009 07:39 EscPlan9 wrote:
A friend of mine used to work at Fleshlight and shipped me one for free. At first it was awesome - much better than the 5-finger method. But it requires maintainence which is a pain. It only takes a couple minutes where you soak it in soapy water, and then you let it dry for a few hours. If that was all there was to the maintainence, I would still like the product. Here's the biggest problem: the feel of the material degrades over time. You have to cake it regularly with baby powder or corn starch to keep it from feeling tacky and gross. Even when I tried maintaining it like that, I never could get it to feel right again.
I don't recommend getting one.
Thanks for actually answering my question 
I was waiting for someone to do that...
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
I guess you have to lubricate it everytime as well? :/
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I do find this ad a bit amusing. "I have a girl but I'd rather have her use the fleshlight on me, fuck actual sex"
NSFW!
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On February 19 2009 06:35 MiniRoman wrote:did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O! everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll
199$ o_o
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On February 20 2009 12:44 Hittegods wrote:I do find this ad a bit amusing. "I have a girl but I'd rather have her use the fleshlight on me, fuck actual sex" NSFW! + Show Spoiler +
lol that's hilarious. Fleshlight must obviously be good!
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Or the girl really isn't a girl x.x
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prolly sux, like tickling yourself. Doesnt work. Real thing is the only thing.
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On February 19 2009 06:16 tdotkrayz wrote:
Lol, I might be asking the wrong website.
Yeah, maybe.
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On February 19 2009 06:35 MiniRoman wrote:did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O! everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll
ROFL @ GIFS
lol at gif names.
http://www.bodybouncer.com/groovegallery.html
omg i found more
LOL at this one cause it doesn't even do anything you can't do already!
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You can squat and do her like that? Like doggy but shes lowered her rear and your just squatting there at 45 degrees with your massive legs holding you up while you pound away... right.........
I suppose you could just kneel, but sitting must be better
Also I'm getting the feeling it would kinda be like a rocking horse, just a lot better.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
HAHAHAHA that thing sure could help when really drunk
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haha my old roommate had one of those things. One time he just left it sitting in the sink because he didn't know how to clean it. Most disgusting thing ever.
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lol what, I don't even see how that's helpful at all.
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On February 25 2009 01:28 koreasilver wrote:lol what, I don't even see how that's helpful at all.
At least it probably reminds him of the good old days.
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On February 25 2009 01:28 koreasilver wrote:lol what, I don't even see how that's helpful at all.
i dont see how thats possible at all
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I have a few of the Japanese ones, they are a fun alternative to masturbation and yes I am in a long term relationship. What, do you think vibrators are only for loser, desperate women?
I also haven't noticed any degradation like the other guy said about fleshlight, I certainly haven't been using any corn starch lolz
Of course proper sex feels better, but you might be surprised. The tightest of these kinds of toys is definitely tighter than a real girl, and if you warm them by soaking in warm water then you get the warmth aspect too. Sex is better because of the connection, and all the other fun things you can do =)
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On February 26 2009 06:44 Synthesis wrote:
BAHAHAHAHA.
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