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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
Here's a good one I heard in school. During AP Lang and Comp, a kid was sleeping so the teacher got out a spray and sprayed it to wake him up. The student got up and said "It's all over my face" and another guy said TWSS (a new acronym for thats what she said) So please share    | ||
micronesia
United States24801 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I had a roommate who did this constantly haha..... | ||
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Zeller
United States1109 Posts
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
On January 21 2009 07:25 Zeller wrote: Its spread pretty hard at my workplace Haha thats what she said! Actually that didnt make any sense | ||
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micronesia
United States24801 Posts
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MyStiC_Chaos
United States499 Posts
If you really want good "jokes" then just think of nasty stuff and say TWSS... | ||
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
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Klockan3
Sweden2866 Posts
On January 21 2009 07:32 MyStiC_Chaos wrote: TWSS has been going on for a long time. I'm surprised a blog was made for it.. If you really want good "jokes" then just think of nasty stuff and say TWSS... Or just say it after every sentence you hear and wait till people laugh, then it was actually funny. | ||
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geometryb
United States1249 Posts
On January 21 2009 07:35 Klockan3 wrote: Or just say it after every sentence you hear and wait till people laugh, then it was actually funny. that's what she said | ||
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Metronome
United States98 Posts
She asked "Is it bent when you pull it out?" That's What She Said!! (and she actually did) | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
Then I proceeded to say "That's what she said." | ||
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littlechava
United States7221 Posts
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nibbles
United Kingdom179 Posts
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allowicious
United States972 Posts
That's what she said. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
it may be a bad habit but i embrace it anyways | ||
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
On January 21 2009 07:29 micronesia wrote: Er did this joke just make its way to you now?... I've heard it a few times before, but I don't understand what it means  | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On January 21 2009 07:26 il0seonpurpose wrote: Haha thats what she said! Actually that didnt make any sense i think it did | ||
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micronesia
United States24801 Posts
On January 21 2009 07:47 Zoler wrote: I've heard it a few times before, but I don't understand what it means Ah well you have an excuse. When someone says something that sounds sexual you say 'that's what she says' therefore implying that their mother said that dirty thing to you. | ||
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Not_Computer
Canada2277 Posts
like, if it were "i didn't come late, you just came early" and TWSS, yes it makes sense but if it was like, "wow the rendering of water in RA3 looks more real than real water" and TWSS, and we'd just look at each other like, wtf that makes no sense, then start laughing hope you aren't missing out on adding "in bed" after fortunes | ||
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micronesia
United States24801 Posts
On January 21 2009 07:52 Not_Computer wrote: my housemate would do this constantly during the past summer and at first it annoyed me but then it grew on me after so many instances where TWSS made absolutely NO sense in any context. like, if it were "oh man, sorry i came late" and TWSS, yes it makes sense but if it was like, "wow the rendering of water in RA3 looks more real than real water" and TWSS, and we'd just look at each other like, wtf that makes no sense, then start laughing btw, hope you aren't missing out on adding "in bed" after fortunes Yeah I had a bit of that with my roommate of a few years ago.... Although it should wear off (the no-sense version) after a few weeks... | ||
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Not_Computer
Canada2277 Posts
lol at The Office video | ||
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
On January 21 2009 08:01 Not_Computer wrote: lol at The Office video lolol @ the porn video.... OH WAIT... Thats what SHE SAID! ROFL hahaha 11!!!oneeleven111!! | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2802 Posts
On January 21 2009 07:52 micronesia wrote: Yeah I had a bit of that with my roommate of a few years ago.... That's what she said... | ||
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CommanderFluffy
Taiwan1059 Posts
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LuMiX
China5758 Posts
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vhallee
899 Posts
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EsX_Raptor
United States2802 Posts
On January 21 2009 08:31 vhallee wrote: wow i didnt expect this... ...to get so long... that's what she said... | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
I have a feeling he intentionally set us up for that one. | ||
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GGQ
Canada2653 Posts
On January 21 2009 08:44 Grobyc wrote: I have a feeling he intentionally set us up for that one. That's what she said! | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2802 Posts
that's what she said... edit: lol same time | ||
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Klive5ive
United Kingdom6056 Posts
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
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EsX_Raptor
United States2802 Posts
On January 21 2009 08:52 Fontong wrote: This is pretty juicy. that's what she... ...wait, you're setting me up, the force tells me... | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
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Insane Lane
United States397 Posts
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/thatswhatshesaid.png) ![[image loading]](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/thats_what_she_said.png) ![[image loading]](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/your_mom.png) I think I heard it too much, can't find it funny any more. | ||
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FREEloss_ca
Canada603 Posts
On January 21 2009 09:02 Insane Lane wrote: Put your penis in my vagina. That's what you said... amidoinitrite? [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_818nc6UN0[/video] | ||
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MetalMarine
United States1559 Posts
On January 21 2009 09:02 Insane Lane wrote: Put your penis in my vagina. Thats what YOU said.. see what i did there? | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2802 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/ZachForsbergLary/Comics/04___Your_Mom_vectorized.png) ![[image loading]](http://www.twssband.com/rear.jpg) | ||
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Viledica
Canada361 Posts
"That was the worst climax ever." I couldn't resist the obviousness and said "That's what she said." | ||
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andiCR
Costa Rica2273 Posts
On January 21 2009 08:58 arb wrote: This is way to hard to figure out thats what she said | ||
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Enrique
United States377 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1160.png) My personal favorite "that's what she said" comic. Dinosaurs can teach us much about life, love, and everything in between. | ||
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daz
Canada643 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On January 21 2009 11:00 daz wrote: did he actually just spell out the acronym TWSS instead of saying "thats what she said" ? cuz if so what a lame fucking nerd LOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFL LMAO OMG TBH IIRC USUK | ||
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PH
United States6173 Posts
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