If you don't know what this title means, its something you say after somebody says something that sounds sexual but not on purpose. For example, a teacher said something like "I don't know how to put this in" referring to putting a usb in a computer and a student said "That's what she said." I doubt people say this outside of America but I'm not sure. Anyway, the purpose of this blog was for all of you to share your "That's what she said" jokes. There are lots of times when I could have said it but I'm not a very outgoing person in school.

Here's a good one I heard in school. During AP Lang and Comp, a kid was sleeping so the teacher got out a spray and sprayed it to wake him up. The student got up and said "It's all over my face" and another guy said TWSS (a new acronym for thats what she said)

So please share

micronesia

United States24701 Posts

January 20 2009 22:25 GMT

edit: pre-empted it

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I had a roommate who did this constantly haha.....

Zeller

United States1109 Posts

January 20 2009 22:25 GMT

Its spread pretty hard at my workplace

il0seonpurpose

Korea (South)5638 Posts

January 20 2009 22:26 GMT

On January 21 2009 07:25 Zeller wrote:
Its spread pretty hard at my workplace

Haha thats what she said!

Actually that didnt make any sense

micronesia

United States24701 Posts

January 20 2009 22:29 GMT

Er did this joke just make its way to you now?...

MyStiC_Chaos

United States499 Posts

January 20 2009 22:32 GMT

TWSS has been going on for a long time. I'm surprised a blog was made for it..

If you really want good "jokes" then just think of nasty stuff and say TWSS...

Megalisk

United States6095 Posts

January 20 2009 22:34 GMT

Me and my main group of friends overused it last school year till death, so we declared we should only use it when its something really hilarious.

Klockan3

Sweden2866 Posts

January 20 2009 22:35 GMT

On January 21 2009 07:32 MyStiC_Chaos wrote:
TWSS has been going on for a long time. I'm surprised a blog was made for it..

If you really want good "jokes" then just think of nasty stuff and say TWSS...

Or just say it after every sentence you hear and wait till people laugh, then it was actually funny.

geometryb

United States1249 Posts

January 20 2009 22:37 GMT

On January 21 2009 07:35 Klockan3 wrote:

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Or just say it after every sentence you hear and wait till people laugh, then it was actually funny.

that's what she said

Metronome

United States98 Posts

January 20 2009 22:42 GMT

#10

Our Warhammer group was packing up after game night. This guy's girlfriend (who also plays) was missing her tape measure because someone borrowed it. She asked one guy if he had borrowed it. He asked if the one he was holding was hers.

She asked "Is it bent when you pull it out?"

That's What She Said!! (and she actually did)

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

January 20 2009 22:44 GMT

#11

When I shot a rubber band at one of my(female) friends she said "Ahh! You got it in my hair!".
Then I proceeded to say "That's what she said."

littlechava

United States7219 Posts

January 20 2009 22:45 GMT

#12

nibbles

United Kingdom179 Posts

January 20 2009 22:45 GMT

#13

Sorry to spoil the party, but it is used outside of the US. And also, it's regarded as immature I think. I'm 16 and we outgrew it a year or 2 ago.

allowicious

United States972 Posts

January 20 2009 22:45 GMT

#14

We were in chem class in 11th grade. We were doing some lab, and it involved putting something in a beaker, and then taking it out to check it (or something like that). One of my friends kept messing around by putting it in the beaker, then taking it immediately out. Well, his partner was like "damnit, if you're going to put it in for 2 seconds, then why put it in at all!?"

That's what she said.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

January 20 2009 22:45 GMT

#15

And yes, people do say it outside of America. Or at least they do in Canada as well.

Deleted User 3420

24492 Posts

January 20 2009 22:46 GMT

#16

i do this all the time now
it may be a bad habit but i embrace it anyways

Zoler

Sweden6339 Posts

January 20 2009 22:47 GMT

#17

On January 21 2009 07:29 micronesia wrote:
Er did this joke just make its way to you now?...

I've heard it a few times before, but I don't understand what it means

Deleted User 3420

24492 Posts

January 20 2009 22:47 GMT

#18

On January 21 2009 07:26 il0seonpurpose wrote:

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Haha thats what she said!

Actually that didnt make any sense

i think it did

micronesia

United States24701 Posts

January 20 2009 22:50 GMT

#19

On January 21 2009 07:47 Zoler wrote:

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I've heard it a few times before, but I don't understand what it means

Ah well you have an excuse. When someone says something that sounds sexual you say 'that's what she says' therefore implying that their mother said that dirty thing to you.

Not_Computer

Canada2277 Posts

January 20 2009 22:52 GMT

#20

my housemate would do this constantly during the past summer and at first it annoyed me but then it grew on me after so many instances where TWSS made absolutely NO sense in any context.

like, if it were "i didn't come late, you just came early" and TWSS, yes it makes sense

but if it was like, "wow the rendering of water in RA3 looks more real than real water" and TWSS, and we'd just look at each other like, wtf that makes no sense, then start laughing

hope you aren't missing out on adding "in bed" after fortunes