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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-20 22:27:36
January 20 2009 22:20 GMT
#1
If you don't know what this title means, its something you say after somebody says something that sounds sexual but not on purpose. For example, a teacher said something like "I don't know how to put this in" referring to putting a usb in a computer and a student said "That's what she said." I doubt people say this outside of America but I'm not sure. Anyway, the purpose of this blog was for all of you to share your "That's what she said" jokes. There are lots of times when I could have said it but I'm not a very outgoing person in school.

Here's a good one I heard in school. During AP Lang and Comp, a kid was sleeping so the teacher got out a spray and sprayed it to wake him up. The student got up and said "It's all over my face" and another guy said TWSS (a new acronym for thats what she said)

So please share

*
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24734 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-20 22:51:54
January 20 2009 22:25 GMT
#2
edit: pre-empted it

+ Show Spoiler +
I had a roommate who did this constantly haha.....
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Zeller
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States1109 Posts
January 20 2009 22:25 GMT
#3
Its spread pretty hard at my workplace
Last.Epic , Epic[LighT]
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 20 2009 22:26 GMT
#4
On January 21 2009 07:25 Zeller wrote:
Its spread pretty hard at my workplace



Haha thats what she said!


Actually that didnt make any sense
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24734 Posts
January 20 2009 22:29 GMT
#5
Er did this joke just make its way to you now?...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
MyStiC_Chaos
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States499 Posts
January 20 2009 22:32 GMT
#6
TWSS has been going on for a long time. I'm surprised a blog was made for it..

If you really want good "jokes" then just think of nasty stuff and say TWSS...
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 20 2009 22:34 GMT
#7
Me and my main group of friends overused it last school year till death, so we declared we should only use it when its something really hilarious.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
January 20 2009 22:35 GMT
#8
On January 21 2009 07:32 MyStiC_Chaos wrote:
TWSS has been going on for a long time. I'm surprised a blog was made for it..

If you really want good "jokes" then just think of nasty stuff and say TWSS...

Or just say it after every sentence you hear and wait till people laugh, then it was actually funny.
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
January 20 2009 22:37 GMT
#9
On January 21 2009 07:35 Klockan3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2009 07:32 MyStiC_Chaos wrote:
TWSS has been going on for a long time. I'm surprised a blog was made for it..

If you really want good "jokes" then just think of nasty stuff and say TWSS...

Or just say it after every sentence you hear and wait till people laugh, then it was actually funny.


that's what she said
Metronome
Profile Joined October 2008
United States98 Posts
January 20 2009 22:42 GMT
#10
Our Warhammer group was packing up after game night. This guy's girlfriend (who also plays) was missing her tape measure because someone borrowed it. She asked one guy if he had borrowed it. He asked if the one he was holding was hers.

She asked "Is it bent when you pull it out?"

That's What She Said!! (and she actually did)
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #45 -- <3 Much[gm] <3
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 20 2009 22:44 GMT
#11
When I shot a rubber band at one of my(female) friends she said "Ahh! You got it in my hair!".
Then I proceeded to say "That's what she said."
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
January 20 2009 22:45 GMT
#12
Entusman #12
nibbles
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United Kingdom179 Posts
January 20 2009 22:45 GMT
#13
Sorry to spoil the party, but it is used outside of the US. And also, it's regarded as immature I think. I'm 16 and we outgrew it a year or 2 ago.
meh
allowicious
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States972 Posts
January 20 2009 22:45 GMT
#14
We were in chem class in 11th grade. We were doing some lab, and it involved putting something in a beaker, and then taking it out to check it (or something like that). One of my friends kept messing around by putting it in the beaker, then taking it immediately out. Well, his partner was like "damnit, if you're going to put it in for 2 seconds, then why put it in at all!?"

That's what she said.
lalalalala~~~
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 20 2009 22:45 GMT
#15
And yes, people do say it outside of America. Or at least they do in Canada as well.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 20 2009 22:46 GMT
#16
i do this all the time now
it may be a bad habit but i embrace it anyways
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
January 20 2009 22:47 GMT
#17
On January 21 2009 07:29 micronesia wrote:
Er did this joke just make its way to you now?...


I've heard it a few times before, but I don't understand what it means
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 20 2009 22:47 GMT
#18
On January 21 2009 07:26 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2009 07:25 Zeller wrote:
Its spread pretty hard at my workplace



Haha thats what she said!


Actually that didnt make any sense


i think it did
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24734 Posts
January 20 2009 22:50 GMT
#19
On January 21 2009 07:47 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2009 07:29 micronesia wrote:
Er did this joke just make its way to you now?...


I've heard it a few times before, but I don't understand what it means

Ah well you have an excuse. When someone says something that sounds sexual you say 'that's what she says' therefore implying that their mother said that dirty thing to you.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-20 22:53:05
January 20 2009 22:52 GMT
#20
my housemate would do this constantly during the past summer and at first it annoyed me but then it grew on me after so many instances where TWSS made absolutely NO sense in any context.

like, if it were "i didn't come late, you just came early" and TWSS, yes it makes sense

but if it was like, "wow the rendering of water in RA3 looks more real than real water" and TWSS, and we'd just look at each other like, wtf that makes no sense, then start laughing

hope you aren't missing out on adding "in bed" after fortunes
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
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