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Woyn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United Kingdom1628 Posts
November 30 2008 12:00 GMT
#1
Horrendous? Taking a girl home and not being to get it fully going/finish is beyond disappointing..

Share some related stories with me to lighten the mood lol

*****
BlackStar
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Netherlands3029 Posts
November 30 2008 12:05 GMT
#2
Don't consume alcohol, or just very little, if you plan to have sex. It's just bad for everything.
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
November 30 2008 12:15 GMT
#3
What he said ^^^
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
November 30 2008 12:16 GMT
#4
i always carry a bit of coke in my wallet for these situations
hello there
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
November 30 2008 12:31 GMT
#5
companies make viagraish tablish that are low dosages designed to cure whiskey dick

if u cant get it going or finish just stop and sleep then try again in 10 mins usually works

and if u just pass out who cares? theres always the morning
why so 진지해?
ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
November 30 2008 12:32 GMT
#6
On November 30 2008 21:16 MarklarMarklar wrote:
i always carry a bit of coke in my wallet for these situations

What an excellent way to add a drug charge to an arrest.
I'm on GOLD CHAIN
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
November 30 2008 12:32 GMT
#7
more protips plz marklar
Hates Fun🤔
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
November 30 2008 12:50 GMT
#8
On November 30 2008 21:32 paper wrote:
more protips plz marklar

+1
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
nortorius
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1210 Posts
November 30 2008 14:51 GMT
#9
A small amount of alcohol can help your game and make you last longer, but going limp really blows
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
November 30 2008 15:07 GMT
#10
Eat her out.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Gretchen
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Germany128 Posts
November 30 2008 15:43 GMT
#11
Tell her, it's her fault.
there are no girls on the internet
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
November 30 2008 16:56 GMT
#12
that was your first time wasnt it
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
November 30 2008 17:26 GMT
#13
goin to have a real cool time and everythings going to be real fine swallow my pride
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Fallen33
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States596 Posts
November 30 2008 18:05 GMT
#14
On December 01 2008 01:56 food wrote:
that was your first time wasnt it

\



LMFAO
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
November 30 2008 20:12 GMT
#15
On November 30 2008 21:31 Rekrul wrote:
companies make viagraish tablish that are low dosages designed to cure whiskey dick

if u cant get it going or finish just stop and sleep then try again in 10 mins usually works

and if u just pass out who cares? theres always the morning

LOL WHISKEY DICK.
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
November 30 2008 21:10 GMT
#16
Fuck that. Alcohol + girls = manipulation!!!

;3 You don't have to get THAT drunk ROFL
Mango @ U.S.East!
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 30 2008 21:37 GMT
#17
Just remember that you need to use protection, so that you don't end up being like this guy

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=81911
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
November 30 2008 21:57 GMT
#18
I picked up a chick on Thursday, I was so fucking horribly smashed. We layed down in my bed, and within 1 minute I was like "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO PUKE", I spent the entire night puking in a garbage in my living room, while she slept on my bed.

I'm such a pimp.
Not bad for a cat toy.
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-01 08:23:58
December 01 2008 00:32 GMT
#19
zzzzzzzzzz
Kang Min Fighting!
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
December 01 2008 00:53 GMT
#20
just stick ur hand down there and pretend it's your dick

girl will be like "wow you're so big" and you'll be like "you have no idea"
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