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il0seonpurpose

Korea (South)5638 Posts

September 16 2008 19:12 GMT

#1

Literally, I was at the mall, and I had the urge of going to do number 2. I go to the restroom, take it all out, and then look beside me, and no toilet paper. I look around, there's only one stall, the one I'm using and people are waiting to use the restroom. I get out without wiping but stay in the restroom, and when people leave, I grab some paper towels and go wipe my crack. GG

4.50 stars based on 4 ratings

.gypsy

Canada689 Posts

September 16 2008 19:22 GMT

#2

ROFL 5/5 more stories please =p

YPang

United States4024 Posts

September 16 2008 19:22 GMT

#3

omg i feel so lucky that never happend to me

Nytefish

United Kingdom4282 Posts

September 16 2008 19:25 GMT

#4

I always carry pocket tissues.

o3.power91

Bahrain5288 Posts

September 16 2008 19:41 GMT

#5

This is why I go to the bathroom before i leave the house. I've had bad experiences with public toilets... For example, my school toilets last time i went had piss on all toilet seats and liquid which i can only assume is piss on the floor... The mall isnt as bad though. I just hate it when people forget to flush the fucking toilet...

il0seonpurpose

Korea (South)5638 Posts

September 16 2008 19:48 GMT

#6

Yeah I hate school restrooms, at my school, people always smoke in them so almost all of them are closed, and the one thats open stinks like piss.

kpcrew

Korea (South)1071 Posts

September 16 2008 19:49 GMT

#7

you wear socks for a reason

or in desperate cases, you can always buy a new shirt

InfeSteD

United States4658 Posts

September 16 2008 20:13 GMT

#8

Ive shitted in my pants for this same reason.. playin soccer once.. I couldnt make it to the house and had a huge pile of shit bouncing up and down in my underwear..

AmorVincitOmnia

Kenya3846 Posts

September 16 2008 20:20 GMT

#9

shit blogs lol

Raithed

China7078 Posts

September 16 2008 21:02 GMT

#10

i use my hands and wash them later. YEAH MAN YEAH.

il0seonpurpose

Korea (South)5638 Posts

September 16 2008 21:22 GMT

#11

On September 17 2008 06:02 Raithed wrote:
i use my hands and wash them later. YEAH MAN YEAH.

Is this cuz you're chinese? jkj kjkjkjkjkjkjkjk

Meta

United States6225 Posts

September 16 2008 21:41 GMT

#12

I wonder what the people who were waiting did, lol

il0seonpurpose

Korea (South)5638 Posts

September 16 2008 21:52 GMT

#13

Lol, well nobody else was taking a crap. I was in there for a while cuz I was trying to put in my contacts, thats another story though. I called up my brother and I was saying it all loud too, I said like I took a dump and there's no toilet paper but nobody said anything.

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