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TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
August 19 2008 00:31 GMT
#21
On August 19 2008 09:27 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2008 09:17 TheNikeYork wrote:
On August 19 2008 09:15 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
On August 19 2008 09:12 micronesia wrote:
On August 19 2008 09:09 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
What you watch when you masturbate and what you look for in a girl are two hilariously different things.

I think this isn't as true as you'd expect.


Yes, although its good for getting "off" I don't really think I could be attractive to your typical porn actress 6'2", double D, blonde, ect. I more into girls that look real and have an IQ above 80.

If that's your typical porn girl. You need to find better porn.


Thats your typical porn girl for high priced porn like that one movie that was suppose to be a pirates of the carrebean type deal with cgi animation that cost a couple million dollars to make. Never watched hopefully it'll come up one day when I'm browsing youporn or something. I enjoy a variety of things, but overall it looses its affect after a while. Amature stuff is still good in my book thou.

That's the reason why high price porn sucks ass. They spend too much money on trying to make it a fucking movie, instead of just letting them get their fuck on. Amateur shit is way better.
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
August 19 2008 00:40 GMT
#22
Yes Indeed... I love amateur sex... it looks more "real" than the other ones... makes me hornier ^^

and btw... girls do cum 600000 gallons of puicy squirt and they do scream fuck me harder ... u prolly havent been wit one
w/e
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-19 00:43:48
August 19 2008 00:41 GMT
#23
On August 19 2008 09:22 Elric_ wrote:
Hmmm I have a question thats been bugging me for some time...

How come all the porn stars don't have every STD imaginable?? They hardly use protection but they probably fuck about three different people a day. I thought they must have some testing process for AIDs at the very least. (They aren't that dumb are they?) But then, they can't test for AIDs before each shoot because that would take too much time/money. But if they don't... pornstars being pornstars must fuck so much that they can't guarantee themselves to be AIDs free between tests.

Porn stars, like athletes, are under contract on and off camera. Wide receivers can't Gain 50 pounds during the off-season and porn stars can't fuck anybody that isn't under contract with the same company. (This rule has a few notable exceptions, but it is generally the case.) It is a business just like any other, and they don't want their talent to become useless, so they protect it.

Edit: I knew all those years working at an adult video store would come in useful someday.
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
August 19 2008 00:45 GMT
#24
On August 19 2008 09:28 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
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On August 19 2008 09:25 TheNikeYork wrote:
On August 19 2008 09:22 Mastermind wrote:
On August 19 2008 09:16 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Well I knew it was fake for a while but it still sucks.

what? Is this a joke? Are you dumb enough to think movies are real?? wtf? I am really confused now. Obviously porn is set up. They are having real sex, but its set up obviously....

Was I just trolled?


If it's real sex. Then porn can't be fake. Besides...I doubt that the woman I saw the other day faked that face. That horse she was with was a monster.


HAHAHA, wow.... bestiality is disgusting. Besides they use fake horse penises (penii?)for those types of movies since the liability is way to high for both horse and bitch.


WoW porn is so fake !! im never looking at porn again!! >_<!!

well...maybe every now and then
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
August 19 2008 00:48 GMT
#25
I think this isn't as true as you'd expect.

Honestly, I'm not interested in a girl who fucks someone they've just met, or who takes multiple men at once, or who's a big ass slut, or whose only purpose and desire in life is to have sex. Really.
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TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
August 19 2008 00:49 GMT
#26
On August 19 2008 09:48 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
I think this isn't as true as you'd expect.

Honestly, I'm not interested in a girl who fucks someone they've just met, or who takes multiple men at once, or who's a big ass slut, or whose only purpose and desire in life is to have sex. Really.

So let me get this straight.....you want a woman who doesn't want to fuck? Are you sure you're a man?
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
August 19 2008 00:51 GMT
#27
They do it for the money, although I also assume they enjoy sex more than the average girl.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
August 19 2008 00:51 GMT
#28
There's a difference between wanting a monogamous, loyal partner, wanting a girl who's afraid of sex, and wanting a girl who'll have sex with the pizza guy over paying 20 dollars. Are you sure you're not 13?
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iNCuBuS_
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States905 Posts
August 19 2008 00:52 GMT
#29
On August 19 2008 08:40 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Yes I want to talk about porn, not the things itself but about the whole industry.





Porn is fake, when I found this out I was very sad. It really sucks when you're watching some video and you see cameras in the back. And also, how do pornstart go out with other people or get married, thats sorta weird. I read something on wikipedia, and some girl only did girl girl scenes because her boyfriend was a cameraman, lol. And another one, if you know who Cytherea is she's married and even has kids.... WTF.

Post things about porn.

Well... you may think its weird marrying a pornstar. So do I. But it does happen: http://men.style.com/details/blogs/details/2008/08/what-if-your-wi.html
TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
August 19 2008 00:53 GMT
#30
On August 19 2008 09:51 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
There's a difference between wanting a monogamous, loyal partner, wanting a girl who's afraid of sex, and wanting a girl who'll have sex with the pizza guy over paying 20 dollars. Are you sure you're not 13?

I don't know why, but I laughed at that.
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
August 19 2008 00:56 GMT
#31
On August 19 2008 09:52 iNCuBuS_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2008 08:40 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Yes I want to talk about porn, not the things itself but about the whole industry.





Porn is fake, when I found this out I was very sad. It really sucks when you're watching some video and you see cameras in the back. And also, how do pornstart go out with other people or get married, thats sorta weird. I read something on wikipedia, and some girl only did girl girl scenes because her boyfriend was a cameraman, lol. And another one, if you know who Cytherea is she's married and even has kids.... WTF.

Post things about porn.

Well... you may think its weird marrying a pornstar. So do I. But it does happen: http://men.style.com/details/blogs/details/2008/08/what-if-your-wi.html


It's a Wednesday night in late May, and Ryder Sky and her husband, Bill, are celebrating their third anniversary. They keep it simple and order in pizza.

Hahaha, apparently their marriage is as romantic as her career.
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
August 19 2008 00:57 GMT
#32
iNCuBuS_, with that post, you have validated my aspirations, and for that, I thank you.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 19 2008 01:00 GMT
#33
On August 19 2008 09:56 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2008 09:52 iNCuBuS_ wrote:
On August 19 2008 08:40 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Yes I want to talk about porn, not the things itself but about the whole industry.





Porn is fake, when I found this out I was very sad. It really sucks when you're watching some video and you see cameras in the back. And also, how do pornstart go out with other people or get married, thats sorta weird. I read something on wikipedia, and some girl only did girl girl scenes because her boyfriend was a cameraman, lol. And another one, if you know who Cytherea is she's married and even has kids.... WTF.

Post things about porn.

Well... you may think its weird marrying a pornstar. So do I. But it does happen: http://men.style.com/details/blogs/details/2008/08/what-if-your-wi.html


Show nested quote +
It's a Wednesday night in late May, and Ryder Sky and her husband, Bill, are celebrating their third anniversary. They keep it simple and order in pizza.

Hahaha, apparently their marriage is as romantic as her career.



LMAO
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 19 2008 01:06 GMT
#34
"I look at it as a guy with his dick in my wife, but they're working and it's not emotional. She never orgasms in porn. That's for us. If it happened on the set, it would be a little weird."

So I guess the girls don't really enjoy sex.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
August 19 2008 01:12 GMT
#35
Psychotemplar = Moltke the 2nd?
>_<
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-19 01:22:39
August 19 2008 01:16 GMT
#36
I'm not entirely sure what he's done, and whether that's a good thing or a bad thing :X EDIT: There would be an interview of this guy... ahahaha

So I guess the girls don't really enjoy sex.

So the husband wants to believe :O I think even with the money being good, you have to enjoy that kind of work to do it. That or you have to be a crack addict.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24734 Posts
August 19 2008 01:31 GMT
#37
On August 19 2008 09:48 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
I think this isn't as true as you'd expect.

Honestly, I'm not interested in a girl who fucks someone they've just met, or who takes multiple men at once, or who's a big ass slut, or whose only purpose and desire in life is to have sex. Really.

Can you please stop quoting people without using the quote feature (or at least manually typing their name into the quote)? I'm not sure if it's laziness or what, but it's a pain in the ass to converse with you.

BTW I stand by what I said, and your denial won't change it :p
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Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
August 19 2008 01:33 GMT
#38
It's a replay?!?!?!?!
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-19 01:55:49
August 19 2008 01:40 GMT
#39
micronesia:
BTW I stand by what I said, and your denial won't change it

Maybe not, but my only denial, is my denial of STDs. Even if STDs didn't exist, it wouldn't exactly be an asset to my self esteem that my love was having sex with other guys, and that I'm not enough to satisfy her. Nor is it realistic to have such an open relationship if your eventual goal is to reproduce. I want to know that that kid is mine, not some jerk off who delivers the pizza.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
August 19 2008 01:56 GMT
#40
Yes, obviously the pizza guys in porn are real.
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