OK this day starts off with me being called into work 3 hours before my schedualed time which was annoying since I was playing StarCraft. I needed to get a ride from my sister in order to get there on time, so while she was in the house getting ready i decided to wait outside.
While outside I saw a lighter which was absolutely calling my name, I decided to try to burn a laminated piece of paper that was attacked to our mini fridge in our garage. So i light up the lighter and put the flame underneath the piece of paper for a few seconds. Nothing happens so i walk away, go outside walk around a little bit, and then come back into the garage about a minute later.
Upon walking into the garage i see a massive flame engulfing the piece of paper, and burning the fridge turning it a black ish brown color. I quickly put it out, and hope no one notices it.
While at work I was sent to pick the range, since i work at a golf course. There was a light rain earlyer in the day, so the range was a bit wet. I saw a place that had literaly 40 balls there, but i knew it was a bit muddy, but i thought i could make it so i gunned it. I got stuck in the mud, and of course since the range is positioned so close the the pro shop, everyone there can just look out and see the range in the spot i was perfectly. I literally spent 40 mins of excruitiating embarrasement, trying to get the thing unstuck, you cant go in reverse on it either. Unable to free the picker i decide to go inside and wait till the mud hardens so i can free it.
Upon my arrival to the pro shop, i enter in to hear a thunderous applause, for my stupid mistake of going through mud. After talking to my boss about possibly ways to free the machine, we go out and free it up. I for this mistake got a shitload of snarky comments from my co-workers.
Then after the picking the range once, early in the day my boss told me to do it again since other people hit balls onto the range yet again. We park the range picker on a small little hill, and it got stuck AGAIN on that hill, so i had to tell my BOSS AGAIN that i got it stuck and we had to get it unstuck. I fucked up so much and they won't let me forget about it, they made fun of me the entire 8 hour shift, and it was complete SHIT.
And then i ripped the back of my shorts on somthing, so i had to finish working with a huge rip in them, which was not fun.
Then when my dad came to pick me up and i get into the car he says to me, "good job on the fucking fridge" and now i got in trouble :S
On August 11 2008 10:28 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: While at work I was sent to pick the range, since i work at a golf course. There was a light rain earlyer in the day, so the range was a bit wet. I saw a place that had literaly 40 balls there, but i knew it was a bit muddy, but i thought i could make it so i gunned it. I got stuck in the mud
NONONONONO! As someone who has picked driving ranges also, I can tell you that you always avoid those patches of balls whenever there is a chance of even minorly damp conditions! Also, you don't want to gun it while picking up golf balls lol...
So I woke up today pretty fucking tired because I went to sleep today after the sun rose.
I got up cursing the need for sleep, and whaddya know, my mom hears me cursing and bitches at me about it.
So I eat breakfast and make me some coffee. The water I used to make it was boiling, so it was a bit hot, but I figure I can drink it anyways and gulp it. So I spend the next 40 seconds howling in pain and embarrassing myself. Fucking hell.
Since I'm now awake enough to drive, I figure now's a good time to get my ass to the doctor. I'm in a hurry, so I kinda bang up some of the cars that were parked near me. Hope no one notices it.
When I walk into the ER, thunderous applause awaits. Apparently I was on some stupid candid camera thing and everyone saw me trying to gulp hot coffee. Snarky comments galore.
After talking to the doctor about getting this burning sensation out of my throat, he suggests trying drinking the coffee more slowly. So I get some instant coffee from the machine in the waiting room and.... gulp it. I didn't really mean to. My hand just kind of slipped. Fuck. Back to the examination room - good thing it wasn't too far. No one's ever gonna let me forget this.
When I finally get back home, my neighbors are waiting with axes and knives. "good job on the fucking cars..." and now I got in trouble.
On August 11 2008 11:00 BottleAbuser wrote: So I woke up today pretty fucking tired because I went to sleep today after the sun rose.
I got up cursing the need for sleep, and whaddya know, my mom hears me cursing and bitches at me about it.
So I eat breakfast and make me some coffee. The water I used to make it was boiling, so it was a bit hot, but I figure I can drink it anyways and gulp it. So I spend the next 40 seconds howling in pain and embarrassing myself. Fucking hell.
Since I'm now awake enough to drive, I figure now's a good time to get my ass to the doctor. I'm in a hurry, so I kinda bang up some of the cars that were parked near me. Hope no one notices it.
When I walk into the ER, thunderous applause awaits. Apparently I was on some stupid candid camera thing and everyone saw me trying to gulp hot coffee. Snarky comments galore.
After talking to the doctor about getting this burning sensation out of my throat, he suggests trying drinking the coffee more slowly. So I get some instant coffee from the machine in the waiting room and.... gulp it. I didn't really mean to. My hand just kind of slipped. Fuck. Back to the examination room - good thing it wasn't too far. No one's ever gonna let me forget this.
When I finally get back home, my neighbors are waiting with axes and knives. "good job on the fucking cars..." and now I got in trouble.
EPT
Not to worry.
