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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-21 23:20:44
July 21 2008 22:07 GMT
#1
http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=20711517&f=276&st=0

^ ^~

*
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 21 2008 22:09 GMT
#2
already read that on jsp. i win.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Viledica
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada361 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-21 22:20:31
July 21 2008 22:18 GMT
#3
That is fucked up. I couldn't sit still after I read that -.- Major discomfort just at the thought, haha.

Edit: It's just really fucked.. I couldn't finish reading it.
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
July 21 2008 22:22 GMT
#4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! MAN THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

But honestly, oh dear that's not right.
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
July 21 2008 22:24 GMT
#5
Ahahahahaha!
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
July 21 2008 22:31 GMT
#6
THAT IS AWESOME
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
July 21 2008 22:35 GMT
#7
i feel very bad for him.
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
EnergyTraction
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada233 Posts
July 21 2008 22:41 GMT
#8
That is pretty funny. :D
He who adores the Beast shall drink of the wrath of God
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 21 2008 22:45 GMT
#9
Thats just fucked up. really fucked up hilarious
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
July 21 2008 22:59 GMT
#10

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.


rofl
Unbelievable237
Profile Joined July 2008
Korea (South)78 Posts
July 21 2008 22:59 GMT
#11
Lol, hahahahahah rofl.
지고나서 후회하지말자 - 임요환
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
July 21 2008 23:03 GMT
#12
I glanced at the end, and for some reason I thought it was about somebody throwing away their dead fetus baby.

I'm mildly relived.
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-21 23:09:54
July 21 2008 23:08 GMT
#13
I'm a bit tipsy, and when I came to this part:
...

She stuck her finger up my ass.
I had to cover up my face with my hands in anticipation while rofling in horror for about 1 minute straight ^^.


Awesome story, thanks for sharing.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
July 21 2008 23:08 GMT
#14
I guess he couldn't say "I shit you not" after that =(
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Sagittarius
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada109 Posts
July 21 2008 23:08 GMT
#15
Sucks to be him, but at the same time ROFLMAO.
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
July 21 2008 23:09 GMT
#16
Best shit ever.
444 444 444 444
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
July 21 2008 23:39 GMT
#17
Hahahaha! oh my .... wtf ?!
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
July 21 2008 23:52 GMT
#18
That was both disgusting and funny.
this is my quote.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 00:09:18
July 22 2008 00:07 GMT
#19
Hahaha that was pretty good, however NOT the best poop and sex story I have ever read. This one is waaaay better:

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml

Enjoy, if you can!
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
July 22 2008 00:51 GMT
#20
On July 22 2008 09:07 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Hahaha that was pretty good, however NOT the best poop and sex story I have ever read. This one is waaaay better:

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml

Enjoy, if you can!

Yeah I immediately thought of that. I stopped reading as soon as I drew a parallel between the two stories though. I needn't read further.
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