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Jean-Claude Van Damme

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Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-20 18:30:44
July 20 2008 18:20 GMT
#1
The man the FUCKING legend.

I don't know about you, but I fucking grew up to his movies, and all those memories of watching him kick the fuck out of people sure made my childhood more enjoyable.

I know a lot people out there might say Arnold, or even Sylvester did it better, but I have to disagree.

During the early 90's nobody could fuck with Motherfucking VAN DAMME

A lot of people don't know that before becoming a action star he was an AMAZING kick boxer.

Don't believe me?

CLICK ME BITCHES

+ Show Spoiler +
That's right 17-1. He lost to some guy, but a year later came back and FUCKED HIM UP in less than 2 minutes.


The man married fucking 5 times. He wanted it all, and got it all.

He was offered to play Johny Cage in MK, but turned it down to play this guy.
+ Show Spoiler +
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All I have to say is that the man is fucking awesome

Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Schwarzenegger
It's all about Van Damme

Check this shit out.


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[image loading]


CLICK ME

+ Show Spoiler +
Yes he got a FUCKING ERECTION!


I have no idea why my post won't embed more than 3 videos in a row. Sorry about that folks.

EDIT: Sfydjklm I didn't forget. I had some difficulties embedding it. It's above this now. Thanks though.

Nebula
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
England780 Posts
July 20 2008 18:25 GMT
#2
hahaha, Great post. I was brought up on his movies too. Me and all my friends still consider him a hero.
<3
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
July 20 2008 18:28 GMT
#3
u forgot



and

twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
July 20 2008 18:41 GMT
#4
Some more for the real fans!
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Dear god I love how the music pumps the shit out of you, while you see him doing his thing.
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
July 20 2008 18:44 GMT
#5
great post man he is an amazing guy
Barbarne
Profile Joined August 2007
Sweden458 Posts
July 20 2008 19:03 GMT
#6
I had to go count my DVDs to accurately reply...

I've got 18 of his movies on DVD currently, and I'm aming at acquiring every single one. Strangley though, he keeps spitting them out in a much more rapid rate than you'd imagine. I guess he wants to make sure that current and future generations of kids need to have some proper action on their video store shelves.

And BTW, that kickboxer final fight is so bad. The one from bloodsport is a classic though.

My favourite movies are double team and knock off since they both have a retarded storyline that makes you go WTF every five minutes. Both are directed by Tsui Hark, a legend in action films.
Breavman
Profile Joined September 2004
Sweden598 Posts
July 20 2008 19:41 GMT
#7
I watched No Retreat, No Surrender the other day. A guy gets trained by the ghost of Bruce Lee to beat Van Damme. Recommended.
feijls1
Profile Joined November 2006
United States118 Posts
July 20 2008 19:55 GMT
#8
i heard van damme had some beef with steven segal on a show and segal owned him
!
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
July 20 2008 20:06 GMT
#9
Van Damme pwnz!
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
gusbear
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
333 Posts
July 20 2008 20:10 GMT
#10
this is hilarious because those guys actually think ure serious
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
July 20 2008 21:58 GMT
#11
On July 21 2008 05:10 gusbear wrote:
this is hilarious because those guys actually think ure serious

whilte i posted videos that do compromise damme's integrity so to speak, i admit that hes a legend, and has brought up several generations of full contact athletes.
WAR DAMME!
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
July 20 2008 22:07 GMT
#12
i just noticed that Yamma pit fighting mat was modelled after Kumite's. WAR KUMITE!
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
StormSnarlX
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States278 Posts
July 20 2008 23:54 GMT
#13
no offense intended, but those fighting clips of him looks really unrealistic and bad. =O

Perhaps I was spoiled growing up, watching Jet Li movies ( Once upon a time in China series anyone?) but these old american fight movies pales in comparision to their hong kong martial arts counterparts.
Catz Forever <3
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
July 21 2008 01:13 GMT
#14
On July 21 2008 08:54 StormSnarlX wrote:
no offense intended, but those fighting clips of him looks really unrealistic and bad. =O

Perhaps I was spoiled growing up, watching Jet Li movies ( Once upon a time in China series anyone?) but these old american fight movies pales in comparision to their hong kong martial arts counterparts.

First of all Eastern Martial Arts is different from Full Contact/Mixed Martial Arts. So comparing patrons of both fields together is disgracefull, and unkind good sir. I say you have insulated myself, my mother, my grandfather, McDonalds, Seth green, the guy that delivered my pizza today, and that dude from the show Cousin Skeeter.

Never utter those words again of Van Damm not being epic, or I will be forced to jump kick your ass.

That's all I have to say.

Now enjoy this video.

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jbk613
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States65 Posts
July 21 2008 15:26 GMT
#15
his guile speech is probably the best speech i've ever heard.

QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 21 2008 17:29 GMT
#16
Fucking bloodsport kicks ass.

But, alas, you can't compare him to Sly in Demolition Man. It's just impossible.
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Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-21 17:41:31
July 21 2008 17:38 GMT
#17
Three words: that was classic.

If you were to look up awesomeness in the dictionary, you'd probably find a picture of him beside it.

Man, I saw that Breakdancing movie a lonnnnnng time ago and I never realized he was in it. ROFL


On another note: they should have casted V.D. for Starship Troopers. It would have been that much better with him in it.
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
July 21 2008 21:11 GMT
#18
On July 22 2008 02:38 Showtime! wrote:
Three words: that was classic.

If you were to look up awesomeness in the dictionary, you'd probably find a picture of him beside it.

Man, I saw that Breakdancing movie a lonnnnnng time ago and I never realized he was in it. ROFL


On another note: they should have casted V.D. for Starship Troopers. It would have been that much better with him in it.


I barely found that out yesterday. I'm addicted to that video of him dancing. It's just that good.
Barbarne
Profile Joined August 2007
Sweden458 Posts
July 21 2008 21:28 GMT
#19
On July 22 2008 02:38 Showtime! wrote:
On another note: they should have casted V.D. for Starship Troopers. It would have been that much better with him in it.


That would have been the best movie ever!

I read somewhere that the two first picks for the movie "Demolition Man" were Van Damme and Steven Seagal, but it didn't work out because they both refused to play the bad guy. I can't back that up though, you might be able to read about it somewhere like IMDB. Anyway, just imagine what an "incredible" movie that would have been.
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