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Federal Jury Duty

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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-17 22:39:11
July 17 2008 22:38 GMT
#1
Location: 25 minutes east of my house
Date: Monday August 11, 2008
Time: 9am
Juror Number 12345
Phone to call 1-800-12345

I got a questionnaire a few months ago about Federal Jury duty so this doesn't come as a surprise. What's nice is, it doesn't fall during my grad classes, or my job. If I end up on some kind of a long case though, it really could be a big problem.

It's telephone standby (2 weeks) which means every prior evening I call up to find out whether or not to report in. One person on IRC mentioned I should comment that I'll happily report in for any case as long as it doesn't determine the fate of any black or Jewish people, but I think that's a bit over the top.

In conclusion: I'm fairly lucky with the timing, and very lucky with the location (don't have to fight with New York City) but who wants to report in at 9am and dress for work during summer vacation? :-/

Who else has done any kind of jury duty or grand jury duty?

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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32076 Posts
July 17 2008 22:43 GMT
#2
I've always opted out because it would fuck my work/school schedule =p

Although Federal Jury might be interesting, that could be a big case. If it wasn't for the fact that you can get stuck there forever for 10$, I think it would be cool to see something like that.
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itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
July 17 2008 22:46 GMT
#3
i just got summoned for jury duty back in houston. i live in austin. im in college so i can exempt. but i just want to show up to the selection process and point randomly then scream "guilty!".
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 17 2008 22:46 GMT
#4
nop havent received anything yet :O:O

I think it helps that I reside in California yet went to school in NJ and am now abroad.
JacobDaKung
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Sweden132 Posts
July 17 2008 22:50 GMT
#5
Just say: "I can see if ppl are guilty, even if they dont say it" then you are out of it
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
July 17 2008 22:56 GMT
#6
I got a lot of advice to convince them that you aren't fit to serve lol...

It's $40/day fyi.
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artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
July 17 2008 22:58 GMT
#7
On July 18 2008 07:50 JacobDaKung wrote:
Just say: "I can see if ppl are guilty, even if they dont say it" then you are out of it

lol
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ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
July 17 2008 23:03 GMT
#8
my dad had jury duty like a week and half ago. he went down at 9am as well i think and sat there for 3-4 hours while they questioned the potential jurors. he never got called to be questioned so he basically just sat there. seems like no matter what jury duty is generally a waste of time and u should try to get out of it :p, however federal jury may be interesting.
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
July 18 2008 01:34 GMT
#9
Do what one of my teachers did, they will ask you if you have any prejudice of the person that is on trial, she had gone to a drunk driver case, she stood up when the judge asked, "does anyone here have any strong prejudiced during this case?". She stood up and said she would would have trouble dealing with drunk drivers because an incident when she was younger (lying btw) and she was allowed to leave right after. Fucking win.
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G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2906 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-18 02:12:28
July 18 2008 02:12 GMT
#10
My dad was once asked if he believed that a policemen could tell a lie. He promptly responded "is that a joke?".

He got dismissed and didn't have to do jury duty

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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11583 Posts
July 18 2008 02:22 GMT
#11
My grandfather was asked to go, and they asked if the jurors had any knowledge of laws etc... he was a retired cop. ez out
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BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
July 18 2008 02:36 GMT
#12
I wish I could believe in the legal system, so I could rant on about how jury duty really is what keeps the justice machine just, and how trying to dodge jury duty is low. But the system is pretty fucked and I don't know that good jurors would fix it.
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