EPTI'm mostly a lurker at TL, occasionally posting, usually when I need help with something. I'm pretty terrible at Starcraft, just ask my good friend Pwntrucci. He hands my ass to me everytime we play to the point where he just captures all the expos while I sit at my nat and turtle like theres no tomorow. I've only ever won against him once, I think I 5 pooled him, he was T. I don't really have the motivation to get decent at the game, but I find it amusing sometimes, and Pwntrucci occasionally teaches me a few things.
Enough about my lack of Starcraft skillz and time for a story....WITH A LESSON!
I had a dream the other night. I posted about a dream I had a while ago, my 3rd blog entry. This one is similar, not sure if its worse. You be the judge.
I was at some party, with people from my younger brothers class. I was sitting down when someone in his class threw a cookie on my lap. It was a smill chocolate chip cookie. I picked it up intending to eat it when i noticed wierd long white cacoons coming out of it. Probably 3, shaped like fresh green beans. needless to say I was slightly freaked out. I threw the cookie on the floor and stomped on it frantically, acting like a sissy. As I stomped the cacoons, they burst open, and hundreds of tiny red spiders burst out and started crawling up my legs. Keep in my mind, this felt really realistic for a dream. I rolled around and screamed. The person that gave me the cookie informed me that the spiders bite you once and then go in your mouth. Thats exactly what they did. It was probably the worsts feeling ever. The bites were extremely painful and I kept having to spit out spiders,some made it down my throat etc. After maybe 30 seconds, I went into a blind rage and started viciously beating up everyone at the party as they laughed at my dilemma. I woke up during or right after the vicious beating, I'm not quite sure.
All this to say......If you find a cookie with strange cacoons on it...DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE STEP ON IT! Perhaps you could burn it or something.
