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Makankosappo
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Canada61 Posts
June 18 2008 06:35 GMT
#1
It's 2:30 AM in Shannon,Quebec and I have absolutely nothing to do. I'm just going to go to bed after this but I had the sudden urge to dust off the old TL.net blog and write something down.

I'm mostly a lurker at TL, occasionally posting, usually when I need help with something. I'm pretty terrible at Starcraft, just ask my good friend Pwntrucci. He hands my ass to me everytime we play to the point where he just captures all the expos while I sit at my nat and turtle like theres no tomorow. I've only ever won against him once, I think I 5 pooled him, he was T. I don't really have the motivation to get decent at the game, but I find it amusing sometimes, and Pwntrucci occasionally teaches me a few things.

Enough about my lack of Starcraft skillz and time for a story....WITH A LESSON!

I had a dream the other night. I posted about a dream I had a while ago, my 3rd blog entry. This one is similar, not sure if its worse. You be the judge.

I was at some party, with people from my younger brothers class. I was sitting down when someone in his class threw a cookie on my lap. It was a smill chocolate chip cookie. I picked it up intending to eat it when i noticed wierd long white cacoons coming out of it. Probably 3, shaped like fresh green beans. needless to say I was slightly freaked out. I threw the cookie on the floor and stomped on it frantically, acting like a sissy. As I stomped the cacoons, they burst open, and hundreds of tiny red spiders burst out and started crawling up my legs. Keep in my mind, this felt really realistic for a dream. I rolled around and screamed. The person that gave me the cookie informed me that the spiders bite you once and then go in your mouth. Thats exactly what they did. It was probably the worsts feeling ever. The bites were extremely painful and I kept having to spit out spiders,some made it down my throat etc. After maybe 30 seconds, I went into a blind rage and started viciously beating up everyone at the party as they laughed at my dilemma. I woke up during or right after the vicious beating, I'm not quite sure.

All this to say......If you find a cookie with strange cacoons on it...DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE STEP ON IT! Perhaps you could burn it or something.



grrrrrrrrrr.....SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
June 18 2008 07:08 GMT
#2
wat
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o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
June 18 2008 08:47 GMT
#3
lol
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
June 18 2008 08:53 GMT
#4
On June 18 2008 16:08 paper wrote:
wat

Puosu
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
7116 Posts
June 18 2008 12:46 GMT
#5
On June 18 2008 17:53 Ack1027 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2008 16:08 paper wrote:
wat


Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
June 18 2008 13:05 GMT
#6
yeah
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
June 18 2008 16:50 GMT
#7
your not supposed to drink the bong water
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32165 Posts
June 18 2008 17:32 GMT
#8
Whoa~
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
June 20 2008 04:07 GMT
#9
Haha, missed this. I think it's the shannon water. The millitary dumped nasty toxic shit in it and never told anyone.
bg
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 20 2008 04:33 GMT
#10
Haha, I think? :p
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
June 20 2008 23:42 GMT
#11
lol i would of woke up sooner.
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
June 21 2008 00:38 GMT
#12
?
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 22 2008 01:48 GMT
#13
god you guys spam so hard (and im not referring to the op) it hurts my brain
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
June 22 2008 02:27 GMT
#14
What do you think you're doing minus_human?
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
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