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Okay so we're going out to dinner in (late) celebration of my birthday. We're at a semi nice italian restaraunt and while teasing my girlfriend by counting the layers in my 15 layer lasagna I suddenly feel something WEIRD fall on the back of my exposed neck. I freeze and turn to look at her wondering what it is and suddenly a small black bird hops off my neck down to my outstretched elbow before flying away while I sit there thinking WTF?
Now this isnt the end of it of course, it flies back LANDS ON OUR TABLE hops around then flies away again. Then about 5 minutes later it starts walking down the aisle of tables stops and looks straight up at me.
I had a bird stalker or some weird shit like that seriously that's pretty fucked up. I have to ask has anything remotely like this ever happened to anyone else? And I dont mean a bird shitting on you that's common. How often do wild birds just fly up land on you then keep coming back? Seriously wtf
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Happens to me daily actually.
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On June 08 2008 12:48 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Happens to me daily actually.
Wtf Snow White posts at TL?
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I ad a squirrel run up on to my shoulder and sit there for about a hour
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joo is liek aquamanz for birdz. LUL~
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One time I was eating a sandwich outside and a fucking pigeon flew into my face and snatched a piece of lettuce from it.
Apparently the city put a ban on feeding pigeons so they began getting desperate (at least that's what a friend explained to me).
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
ahaha, you should have caught it and told the chef to kill it and roast it.
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lol. back in high school, we had pigeons and seagulls in the yard and they always target one kid by shitting on him.
it's hilarious because it happened every summer for 6 years.
we thought it was karma striking back because he kicked a bird that was too fat to fly in year 7
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I got chased by a raccoon once, don't know if that counts...
Damn things are fast too...
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On June 08 2008 13:14 haduken wrote:
lol. back in high school, we had pigeons and seagulls in the yard and they always target one kid by shitting on him.
it's hilarious because it happened every summer for 6 years.
we thought it was karma striking back because he kicked a bird that was too fat to fly in year 7
Wow, it was the same guy every year?
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Your responses are disturbing me rofl I know half of you are lying but still lol, this is serious I kept looking around the restaraunt paranoid that it would come back
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wtff?? that's pretty weird. were you sitting outdoor??
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On June 08 2008 13:58 Descent wrote:
It's a robotic spy. =O
mindcontrolled kakaru
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There's a small cafe out in the east side of my city where the sparrows are all really friendly, and they'll hop onto your table and attempt to steal your food if you let them. It's quite funny to watch
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
bye~~ bye~~ blackbirdddddddddddddd
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why would you be scared of a bird? just wondering O_o i'd take it home and make a cage for it
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Melbourne5338 Posts
Bird Mafia, it wanted protection food.
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I was walking to school one day and a bird landed on my head. I thought it was a person with nails digging into my head, so I turned around to see who it was (and then punch them). Then the bird flew off. Very weird moment.
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