I correct the statements previously made in your blog as follows:
Yo momma not so fat, when she jumped in the air, she did not get stuck.
Yo grandpa so sexy, when he dressed up as santa in the mall, all the cute girls wanted to sit on his lap.
You're so smart, my dark archon will never have enough energy to mind control you.
Your brother is not really fat. My arbiter has no problem recalling him all at once.
And lastly, your sister is not like chinese food at all.
So please, if you could unban me from your beautiful blog, the penguins in Antarctica would definitely benefit from your generosity.