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ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
April 05 2008 19:28 GMT
#21
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 05 2008 21:45 GMT
#22
On April 06 2008 04:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?

That's still cheating man, can't you see? T_T
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
April 05 2008 21:55 GMT
#23
On April 06 2008 04:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?

This topic is finally becoming interesting.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
April 05 2008 23:25 GMT
#24
Not doing it for a month is like saying "Hey, let's just not eat for a month"
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
April 05 2008 23:55 GMT
#25
she ''sat on your lap''? - Dude you need to get laid.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
April 05 2008 23:58 GMT
#26
On April 06 2008 06:45 Raithed wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2008 04:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?

That's still cheating man, can't you see? T_T


As long as your hands remain free of the job at hand your fapless streak remains unsullied.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 06 2008 00:29 GMT
#27
On April 06 2008 08:55 nofAcedAgent wrote:
she ''sat on your lap''? - Dude you need to get laid.

It was more than that, lawl.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 06 2008 00:30 GMT
#28
On April 06 2008 08:58 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2008 06:45 Raithed wrote:
On April 06 2008 04:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?

That's still cheating man, can't you see? T_T


As long as your hands remain free of the job at hand your fapless streak remains unsullied.

ROFL. So I could be humping a hole and it would work too? o_O
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-06 01:13:28
April 06 2008 00:40 GMT
#29
On April 06 2008 09:30 Raithed wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2008 08:58 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
On April 06 2008 06:45 Raithed wrote:
On April 06 2008 04:28 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
If your female friend comes over specifically to make you fap, maybe you should tell her that she can make it a lot easier for you by fapping you herself. That doesn't count, right?

That's still cheating man, can't you see? T_T


As long as your hands remain free of the job at hand your fapless streak remains unsullied.

ROFL. So I could be humping a hole and it would work too? o_O


Humping a hole is more of a "clunk" (if it's in a wall) or a "fwoosh" (if it's a mattress or something) than a fap.

This is assuming high velocity, of course.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-06 01:12:26
April 06 2008 01:11 GMT
#30
I'm sorry, you lose again Raithed.

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Do you really want chat rooms?
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 06 2008 01:22 GMT
#31
I'm starting a new blog, fuck you fight_or_flight, hope you get cancer and die.
Lhyviathan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Australia975 Posts
April 06 2008 03:13 GMT
#32
On April 06 2008 10:11 fight_or_flight wrote:
I'm sorry, you lose again Raithed.

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So... mesmerising...
Nal_rA = The Fourth Race
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