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BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
December 05 2007 03:23 GMT
#1
What can you expect when you join a FFA on fastest map?

Clearly, you want to relax.

What can you expect when both opponents select zerg, a race that is so obviously inferior in FFA?

Now, in about 4 minutes, I've got two zergs with like 20 hatches each one going mass hydra and the other going mass ling. Fortunately, for the moment they are fighting each other. However, the moment one of them comes knocking at my door nears. Solution? Well, for every PvZ situation there is a solution even if it's a hacked FFA on fastest - corsairs. I can't express how I love those little ships. They do just like everything, and, most importantly, they pop oviez. Lots of oviez.

Result: 22.22 long game, a victory, 176 units produced, 1600 units killed. The last guy said I was using an "interesting tactic" he's never seen before. Well, what can I say?

Grab the game here if you want. Take notice that this game contains thrilling action of corsair vs overlord slaughter. I nearly fucking guarantee you haven't yet seen THAT many overlords being killed in a single game, and if you love popping overlords as much as I do (solely for the sake of it, strategy and tactics aside, I just love how they explode), you will find this game a piece of art.

Hackers never get any smarter though ^^

*****
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24745 Posts
December 05 2007 03:27 GMT
#2
Your icon is fitting. I want my corsair back

Yeah, nothing more satisfying than popping dozens of overlords within a few seconds of each other (a nuke doesn't provide the same sense of accomplishment.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Sigrun
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1655 Posts
December 05 2007 03:35 GMT
#3
Fastest players have the slowest reactions ever. You can pound away at their workers for a few seconds before they'll spread ALL their probes trying to fight back.
Graphics
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-05 03:48:31
December 05 2007 03:39 GMT
#4
You didn't understand apparently - they both mineral hacked, they don't need workers.

Upon further inspection, both used multicommand hack as well both to produce units and to order their 200/200 zerglings to attack.

Blizzard, watch the rep, this is what MBS essentially is.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
December 05 2007 03:44 GMT
#5
Mineral hackers that suck are like the next step in the facility:skill level ratio evolution.

Facility = Hunters => BGH => Fastest => SCD => Mineral Hack

Naturally, they all fucking suck.

Occassionaly you get those smart hackers that hack just because they aren't good enough to win, but are decent enough to use the hack "right". I hate those assholes.
Peace~
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
December 05 2007 03:49 GMT
#6
fanaticist, please don't derail the topic, it's not about hackers. It's about oviez.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24745 Posts
December 05 2007 03:51 GMT
#7
On December 05 2007 12:49 BluzMan wrote:
fanaticist, please don't derail the topic, it's not about hackers. It's about oviez.
You clearly made a comment about the evolution (or lack thereof) of hackers haha. BTW, do you want someone to make a cool video of ovie pwnage!? Might make a cool animated gif or something.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
December 05 2007 04:07 GMT
#8
On December 05 2007 12:39 BluzMan wrote:
Blizzard, watch the rep, this is what MBS essentially is.

quote for emphasis
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
December 05 2007 04:09 GMT
#9
ovie popping party haha!
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Brutalisk
Profile Joined February 2007
794 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-05 05:33:37
December 05 2007 05:32 GMT
#10
Yeah not long ago I also killed a Z mineral hacker in PvZ using a lot of sairs and reavers. It took a while but I won. It was "funny" (normally not, I hate hackers, I only stayed because I noticed that he sucks).

Sairs are my most hated unit ever when I play Z... and when I see Bisu with his awesome sair control killing 10+ overlords in early game (and even more later on, if number of sairs increased), it's really disgusting how powerful they are and how far they set the Z back.
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-05 06:30:01
December 05 2007 06:27 GMT
#11
sweet rep, i needed a cheering up after my loss to some random b.net player

p.s. nice split at the beginning
edit: 4 mins in your ahead in pop and they each have 4k in the bank with like 2 dozen hatchs lol
Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
December 05 2007 12:11 GMT
#12
On December 05 2007 15:27 ATeddyBear wrote:
sweet rep, i needed a cheering up after my loss to some random b.net player

p.s. nice split at the beginning
edit: 4 mins in your ahead in pop and they each have 4k in the bank with like 2 dozen hatchs lol

To your edit, most Zergs in fastest don't make many units early on. They mass hatch and then make a lot of units at once.
Peace~
byChris
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States99 Posts
December 05 2007 14:03 GMT
#13
fastest is the gayest map ever and i'm glad you pwned those morons and their extraneous bundles of overlords.
dang.
brambolius
Profile Joined January 2006
Netherlands448 Posts
December 05 2007 14:48 GMT
#14
On December 05 2007 13:09 RtS)Night[Mare wrote:
ovie popping party haha!


that sounds kinda wrong
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
December 05 2007 19:34 GMT
#15
On December 05 2007 23:48 brambolius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 05 2007 13:09 RtS)Night[Mare wrote:
ovie popping party haha!


that sounds kinda wrong

I think that was the point xD
Peace~
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
December 05 2007 22:17 GMT
#16
I love fastest because isn't really fun to play once in awhile? For me, it is =P

Damn one corsair had 41 kills....-.-
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
jngngshk321
Profile Joined April 2003
Korea (South)457 Posts
January 30 2008 23:38 GMT
#17
bisu on ilovestar?
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