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ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
September 20 2007 00:16 GMT
#1
haha pun intended

anyway, it seems like wiping after taking a dump right before you plan to get in the shower is a waste of time.

what do you think?

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statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
September 20 2007 00:20 GMT
#2
only if you think getting shit all over ur washcloth is cool.

u nasty nasty person.
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Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
September 20 2007 00:30 GMT
#3
If you're looking for something to do for the rest of the day you will be served as you will need to scratch your ass all the time.
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istealhotelsoap
Profile Joined February 2007
United States514 Posts
September 20 2007 00:41 GMT
#4
it would seem logical that if prior to taking a shower you are taking a dump that you could just jump right in and wash yourself, But.. .. i find that highly unsanitary and never dared to do it.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 20 2007 02:07 GMT
#5
hahahah omg

well if u wana get ur hands full of shit that didnt get washed away by the hot water whne u decide to clean ur ass properly ....
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Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
September 20 2007 02:16 GMT
#6
I had a shower head you could take off, so wiping before I was going to have a shower seemed pointless to me. I don't know though, I was always paranoid a shit chunk would get stuck on my leg hairs, so I'd usually end up soaping my legs and ass area like 5 times.
Not bad for a cat toy.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 20 2007 03:09 GMT
#7
A few years ago a coworker of mine ran out of toilet paper at home and was too lazy/broke/cheap to buy more. He would often hold it in until he got to work. If he had already gotten off work for the day he would wait until he was about to take a shower before dropping a deuce. I haven't seen or heard from him in about 3 years though.

I guess it worked for him, but I think I'll maintain a stockpile of toilet paper and continue wiping my ass after I shit.
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statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
September 20 2007 03:21 GMT
#8
On September 20 2007 12:09 semioldguy wrote:
A few years ago a coworker of mine ran out of toilet paper at home and was too lazy/broke/cheap to buy more. He would often hold it in until he got to work. If he had already gotten off work for the day he would wait until he was about to take a shower before dropping a deuce. I haven't seen or heard from him in about 3 years though.

I guess it worked for him, but I think I'll maintain a stockpile of toilet paper and continue wiping my ass after I shit.


shoulda just told him to grow his nails out
SCC-Caliban
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
September 20 2007 07:58 GMT
#9
Yup, it's a waste of toilet paper and time to wipe your ass after taking a dump if you're gonna take a shower right after. I never wipe my ass in those situations.
I mean, what's the point? You use the shower head to clean your asshole in the shower. With toiletpaper you just wipe shit all over your hole. It's much more clean to use water and soap instead of just paper.
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