On March 05 2017 04:07 GeckoXp wrote:Since you wrote what you want, I just leave something far better here. The programme of DIE PARTEI. It's the best party, people always tell us. It's tremendous. You should totally read it.
YES to Europe, NO to Europe!Since enough maniacs are promoting Europe (Schulz! Seehofer!) and as much numbnuts oppose it (Lucke! Seehofer!) we decided to fill the vacant position „we don't care about Europe“. This should satisfy about 72% of the voters.
Introduction of the Lazy QuotaThe PARTEI demands that 17% of all leading positions in the European economy have to be taken by qualified slackers, idlers and sloths. Profound studies in the South have shown that focused antecedents of ineffectiveness lead to a more relaxed working atmosphere.
In dependence on the women's quota the PARTEI demands that 20 or 40 or 17 percent have to be women or something.
Abolishment of the Daylight-saving TimeThe PARTEI demands the abolishment of the daylight-saving time (summer) – while continueing with the daylight-saving time (winter). According to the evaluations of leading scientists this meassure provides you with an hour per year you can sleep longer.
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If you vote for someone else, somewhere a small bunny dies!We have the intention to build a wall...The PARTEI demands the construction of new wall-ins, for example one around Switzerland (The Swiss deserved it). Also, walls are a symbol of refusal of globalisation, futher europeanisation and uncontrollable cash flows.
Existential Maximum: 1.000.000It doesn't matter how you invested, horses, houses, bonds, wodka, jewelry, we add up and cut at the one million mark. Everything above will be redistributed. For which currency the one million holds true will be determined by a comittee once we ceased control. The favourite so far is the Ostmark.
Markus Lanz...… should moderate child pornography. So nobody will ever watch this kind of content ever again.
Merkel has to go!The PARTEI demands that Angela Merkel – just like her colleague Mubarak of Egypt in his time – has to be put to a public trial and take responsibility for everything, of course. Naturally, the trial should be held from the Olympia stadion with Merkel being shown in a cage.
Fracking? Oh yeah!Sigmar Gabriel and Peter Altmaier will be fracked.
It would be irresponsible to let this chance pass by. Tremendous amounts of energy would be lost, that could otherwise satisfy the demand of our country.
Limitation of Manager SalariesThe PARTEI demands the limitation of manager salaries to the 25.000fold of an ordinary worker: no German manager is worth 25.000 times more than any ordinary worker.
Fuck the Freihandelsabkommen
We are strictly against an agreement, which was discussed excluding the public and in which we couldn't add things, that cater US copmanies (aka. Europe – quote by Bernd Lucke) only. Instead, we invite the USA to join our „comittee for Anti-American turnovers“.
G1 School SystemPreperation courses and Abitur tests became way too protracted and bothersome, which is why we demand the re-introduction of the Emergency-Abitur: Pupils are to be tested at the blackboard for half an hour in July, with the solutions being pre-released online. After that: chilling.
Promotion of ElitesBologna, Bachelor, Master – this academical nonsense is to be abolished. Students should finally have the opportunity again to study for at least 15 semesters and to take an interest in politics and society. Remember: under the age of 30 one should avoid regular work!
Foreign and East-PoliticsThe EU acts nonsensical in general and towards the East in particular just ignores the past. Before any decisions are made a person older than 70 has to be questioned and heared (e.g. Egon Bahr, Peter Scholl-Latour, Claudia Roth). (Claudia Roth is meant as a joke)
Species conservation for the GrünenThe Grünen (Hofreiter-Anton and speaking Kebab Cem Özdemir) will receive a wildlife protection. In face of the death of political parties (Piraten, FDP, AfD) we can not let go of the „FDP of the small [del]stupid[/del] man“.
Changes for Voting AgeIn schools and with U-18 elections the PARTEI regularly records moderate two digit values, in homes for the elderly our quota is 0 percent.
The PARTEI thus demands an expansion of the voting age while also limitating: allowed to vote is anyone in between 12 and 52.
EPT
