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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
December 22 2016 06:11 GMT
#1
So I've worked and studied at my university for more than fifteen years. But when they banned the use of tobacco products on campus I couldn't take it any more.



I loaded my vape up with hash and 3.0% fluid, went to the library and recruited 2 young nerds. I played memory speed chess against them while I hot boxed the private study rooms.

By the end of it all I was so blazed I told them I was going to get my rape on with the colleagues.

Now I'm in danger of being suspended for two years.



i'm going to become a progamer. I'm done with this shit.


***
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FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10545 Posts
December 22 2016 07:58 GMT
#2
Lolwhat
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Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
December 22 2016 15:33 GMT
#3
I played memory speed chess against them while I hot boxed the private study rooms.

Well you have some multitasking ability going for you
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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
December 23 2016 05:34 GMT
#4
yeah i mean i lasted 10 minutes against flash on iccup back in the day which is more than most can say
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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
December 23 2016 05:34 GMT
#5
considering it was tvp...
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Nakajin
Profile Blog Joined September 2014
Canada8990 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-23 05:41:11
December 23 2016 05:40 GMT
#6
Were you also playing memory chest with Kasparov when you played against Flash? Its the only reason I could see you lose.
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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
December 23 2016 06:45 GMT
#7
On December 23 2016 14:40 Nakajin wrote:
Were you also playing memory chest with Kasparov when you played against Flash? Its the only reason I could see you lose.


doubt i would lose to flash if we were playing kasp on the second monitor
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thezanursic
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
5500 Posts
December 24 2016 22:11 GMT
#8
You should really stop posting these terrible blog posts.
http://i45.tinypic.com/9j2cdc.jpg Let it be so!
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-24 23:28:59
December 24 2016 23:27 GMT
#9
On December 25 2016 07:11 thezanursic wrote:
You should really stop posting these terrible blog posts.

uh whoa there champ i put like 10x more work into my blog posts than half of TL

these blogs tell a story and it's my story. i'm proud of my story and it'll continue as long as time permits.
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
December 25 2016 00:25 GMT
#10
On December 23 2016 14:34 YokoKano wrote:
yeah i mean i lasted 10 minutes against flash on iccup back in the day which is more than most can say


[image loading]

You need to get on biar's level.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
December 25 2016 01:06 GMT
#11
On December 25 2016 09:25 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2016 14:34 YokoKano wrote:
yeah i mean i lasted 10 minutes against flash on iccup back in the day which is more than most can say


[image loading]

You need to get on biar's level.


still haven't received my shield battery beta. will be boycotting bw until future notice.
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