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fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
April 14 2015 01:42 GMT
#1
One time when my sister Emily was 8 years old, she had seen a scary movie with her friends the day before, and she was afraid to sleep alone in her own room. So she loved and trusted me as her big brother (I am 7 years older) and came to my room. I have a twin size bed and I told her to bring her pillow and blanket. But even after she wasn't scared anymore, she would continue to come and sleep in my bed whenever she wanted. I could have put a stop to it by telling our parents, but I didn't want to lose her trust. I would always carry her asleep in my arms back to her room around 5:30 before my parents woke up.

She is now 11 years old, and I am 18 about to graduate high school and (for better or worse) going to live away from my family from next year at college. She still sleeps in my bed at least 4 nights every week. No one has ever found out because I have an alarm on my phone set to 5:30 which is when I wake her up and tell her to go to her room before mom and dad suspect anything. When she doesn't wake up, I carry her to her room like I used to when she was younger.

The weird thing (maybe) is that I am a virgin and never had a girlfriend in my life, but having such a close relationship with my sister makes me feel that things are going to be okay for me, that at least I have some form of female companionship. She comes to me with all her stories about school and I listen and offer my best advice or brighten her day whenever I can. She is really my best friend and I would give my life to protect her and keep her safe and lead her down the right path.

I have never done anything inappropriate in my relation with my sister. I love her in a strictly platonic way. She is growing into a beautiful young lady and it brings joy to my heart to see her mature from a shy caterpillar to be a wonderful and spectacular butterfly. I want to offer her the very best opportunities to grow and discover herself and the world. I want to be there for her every moment to experience the joy of her spreading her wings and flying, soaring high above the skies.

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Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States14003 Posts
April 14 2015 01:45 GMT
#2
motherfucker fluffy
Engage, Zero target Engage, Engage, Kagari target Engage, Engage.
Just_a_Moth
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1971 Posts
April 14 2015 01:59 GMT
#3
Is this really true? It seems kind of unbelievable that this much semi strange stuff happens to you.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 14 2015 02:02 GMT
#4
You sure share a bed with a lot of people
fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
April 14 2015 03:06 GMT
#5
On April 14 2015 10:59 Just_a_Moth wrote:
Is this really true? It seems kind of unbelievable that this much semi strange stuff happens to you.

yes, i dont see why this is so unbelievable
On April 14 2015 11:02 Chairman Ray wrote:
You sure share a bed with a lot of people

pure coincidence
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
April 14 2015 03:10 GMT
#6
Kind of sweet, kind of weird?

Your blogs make me reflect on my own life. Do this many weird things happen in everyone's life, but we just aren't as self-observant as you are? O.o
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
April 14 2015 05:19 GMT
#7
fluffy your blogs are better when you space them apart. You gotta keep us wanting, man.

Otherwise the novelty is gone.
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fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
April 14 2015 05:35 GMT
#8
that's the most underhanded compliment i've ever received, btw.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
April 14 2015 05:53 GMT
#9
On April 14 2015 10:42 fluffy_pylon wrote:
I have never done anything inappropriate in my relation with my sister. I love her in a strictly platonic way.


Glad you decided to randomly throw that in there, just to let us know.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Blisse
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada3710 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-14 07:04:33
April 14 2015 06:04 GMT
#10
On April 14 2015 10:42 fluffy_pylon wrote:. I want to be there for her every moment to experience the joy of her spreading her wings and flying, soaring high above the skies.


I thought this was an elaborate troll and had to re-read this like 5 times to make sure you weren't saying "spreading her legs" ...........

Awkward.

Fun blog otherwise. That's some super personal information lol
There is no one like you in the universe.
FyRe_DragOn
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada2056 Posts
April 14 2015 06:50 GMT
#11
dont you get morning wood? if it was me that would b awkward as fuck carrying my sister out lol
aka DragOn[NaS]
Phredxor
Profile Joined May 2013
New Zealand15076 Posts
April 14 2015 08:09 GMT
#12
Not as entertaining as your usual blogs.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
April 14 2015 08:31 GMT
#13
yeah i think ur trying too hard with these blogs, who cares if people were disappointed with the last one, space them apart more
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9175 Posts
April 14 2015 08:34 GMT
#14
It's gonna be super awkward if she gets her first period on your sheets.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
showstealer1829
Profile Blog Joined May 2014
Australia3123 Posts
April 14 2015 09:57 GMT
#15
Fluffys blogs are like the worst fan fiction. You don't want to look but yet like a car crash you can't turn away...
There is no understanding. There is only Choya. Choya is the way. Choya is Love. Choya is Life. Has is the Light in the Protoss Dark and Nightmare is his chosen Acolyte
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
April 14 2015 12:28 GMT
#16
On April 14 2015 10:45 Cricketer12 wrote:
motherfucker fluffy


At least we have been ostensibly assured that he is not a sisterfucker
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
April 14 2015 20:54 GMT
#17
On April 14 2015 21:28 opisska wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2015 10:45 Cricketer12 wrote:
motherfucker fluffy


At least we have been ostensibly assured that he is not a sisterfucker

hahah you reminded me of that stepmotherfucker joke from Entourage.
"When seagulls follow the troller, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much" - King Cantona | STX 4 eva
brickrd
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
United States4894 Posts
April 14 2015 21:58 GMT
#18
im not saying it was a totally "unweird" read but i think all the suggestive comments about his sister say as much about the people replying as they do about the story, just sayin
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parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
April 16 2015 02:29 GMT
#19
fluffy man. I have no words for you.
GreenHorizons
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States24354 Posts
April 16 2015 03:40 GMT
#20
I can't believe the parents would be that oblivious. Think them avoiding an awkward conversation makes more sense.
"People like to look at history and think 'If that was me back then, I would have...' We're living through history, and the truth is, whatever you are doing now is probably what you would have done then" "Scratch a Liberal..."
parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
April 17 2015 16:53 GMT
#21
why do you have to wake up early to do this in secret if you feel like there's nothing sexual with what you do, and 'love her platonic way"?
fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
April 17 2015 18:21 GMT
#22
On April 18 2015 01:53 parkufarku wrote:
why do you have to wake up early to do this in secret if you feel like there's nothing sexual with what you do, and 'love her platonic way"?

so that my actions cannot be misinterpreted as anything else
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
April 17 2015 21:51 GMT
#23
On April 18 2015 03:21 fluffy_pylon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2015 01:53 parkufarku wrote:
why do you have to wake up early to do this in secret if you feel like there's nothing sexual with what you do, and 'love her platonic way"?

so that my actions cannot be misinterpreted as anything else


Your parents won't understand; they are from the era of forbidden love and taboo. We will accept you in this generation though. It's okay if you tell us the truth.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
April 18 2015 01:46 GMT
#24
On April 18 2015 03:21 fluffy_pylon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2015 01:53 parkufarku wrote:
why do you have to wake up early to do this in secret if you feel like there's nothing sexual with what you do, and 'love her platonic way"?

so that my actions cannot be misinterpreted as anything else

it's ada or ardor all over again, nabokov would be proud
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
c3rberUs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Japan11776 Posts
April 18 2015 04:15 GMT
#25
I gotta admit I was expecting something more in line with your previous posts. ^^
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