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[Girl blog] What's next, TL?

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Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9043 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-11-22 11:11:42
October 19 2014 14:55 GMT
#1


*
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45856 Posts
October 19 2014 15:38 GMT
#2
I, sadly, have no experience with this kind of stuff


Evident by the fact that you're following a "Sex Guide" and thinking there's a three-step plan to always getting the girl...

Talk to her. Don't stalk her Facebook (that's creepy) unless you just want to see if she's in a relationship already (which could help you avoid a lot of embarrassment if you hit on her and she's already taken).

Talk to her.
Get to know her.
Ask her out on a date.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
October 19 2014 15:42 GMT
#3
On October 20 2014 00:38 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
I, sadly, have no experience with this kind of stuff


Evident by the fact that you're following a "Sex Guide" and thinking there's a three-step plan to always getting the girl...


it's an inside joke that you're not getting :p
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
sabas123
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Netherlands3122 Posts
October 19 2014 16:07 GMT
#4
On October 20 2014 00:42 lichter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 20 2014 00:38 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
I, sadly, have no experience with this kind of stuff


Evident by the fact that you're following a "Sex Guide" and thinking there's a three-step plan to always getting the girl...


it's an inside joke that you're not getting :p

that guide is probably the best guide ever made, would be such a shame if it was deleted:/

anyway just talk and ask for a date.

note you can ask to go on a date any time, even if you haven't talked at all.
The harder it becomes, the more you should focus on the basics.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45856 Posts
October 19 2014 16:07 GMT
#5
On October 20 2014 00:42 lichter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 20 2014 00:38 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
I, sadly, have no experience with this kind of stuff


Evident by the fact that you're following a "Sex Guide" and thinking there's a three-step plan to always getting the girl...


it's an inside joke that you're not getting :p


Is the whole blog a joke, or just the Sex Guide reference?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
sabas123
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Netherlands3122 Posts
October 19 2014 16:13 GMT
#6
On October 20 2014 01:07 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 20 2014 00:42 lichter wrote:
On October 20 2014 00:38 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
I, sadly, have no experience with this kind of stuff


Evident by the fact that you're following a "Sex Guide" and thinking there's a three-step plan to always getting the girl...


it's an inside joke that you're not getting :p


Is the whole blog a joke, or just the Sex Guide reference?

the guide afaik
The harder it becomes, the more you should focus on the basics.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
October 19 2014 18:13 GMT
#7
She wants the D.

You gotta give her the D.

The Date.
Useless wet fish.
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
October 19 2014 18:28 GMT
#8
This is pretty much all you need to know, courtesy of TL's #1 poster vGl-CoW

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/395285-my-girl-guide
<3
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
October 19 2014 21:49 GMT
#9
Try to focus on emotions.
Good luck!
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
jubil
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States2602 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-20 01:36:47
October 20 2014 01:36 GMT
#10
On October 19 2014 23:55 Garnet wrote:

It seems like she's still very childish, so I'm thinking of drawing a picture of her with hearts and stuff. How about that?


Damn man that seems real corny. I don't even think I'd be attracted to someone that actually responded favorably to something like that. I think it would only work if you are a really good artist. Also maybe she's different but I would not advise calling her "childish" to her face, haha.

If you're going with the "cool mysterious" approach where you studiously ignore her for a while in hopes that she starts falling for you, I'm afraid you're gonna have to bite the bullet and straight up ask her out, unless she's the upfront type that'll start openly flirting with you. (pretty rare, unfortunately)

Personally I'm a little shy myself so I don't think I could pull it off. In my opinion, it's prudent to lay the groundwork for a relationship first - just chat with her about school stuff first, you're in the same class so that's easy. Maybe next ask her to a study group session with you and some friends or some shit. All this stuff is good because you get a firmer sense of what she's actually like and hopefully get more hints if she does in fact like you or not. Then when she's comfortable around you, ask for a date.

If you don't normally use FB, don't start using it all of a sudden to stalk her as that's pretty creepy (but if you do start dating, you probably ought to use it more, to solidify the relationship).
Marineking-Polt-Maru-Fantasy-Solar-Xenocider-Suppy fighting!
Fighter
Profile Joined August 2010
Korea (South)1531 Posts
October 20 2014 01:46 GMT
#11
On October 20 2014 01:07 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 20 2014 00:42 lichter wrote:
On October 20 2014 00:38 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
I, sadly, have no experience with this kind of stuff


Evident by the fact that you're following a "Sex Guide" and thinking there's a three-step plan to always getting the girl...


it's an inside joke that you're not getting :p


Is the whole blog a joke, or just the Sex Guide reference?


The P.S. at the end makes me think the whole blog is a joke.
For Aiur???
Shebuha
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1335 Posts
October 20 2014 03:47 GMT
#12
usually when im interested in a girl i talk to her
Frolossus
Profile Joined February 2010
United States4779 Posts
October 20 2014 04:06 GMT
#13
why did they delete it?
saddaromma
Profile Joined April 2013
1129 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-20 04:31:30
October 20 2014 04:30 GMT
#14
On October 19 2014 23:55 Garnet wrote:
I'm 100% sure she's into me (no kidding).

Don't be delusional. Many young guys (if not all) think that a girl is into them whenever she acts nice. Girls, usually pretty ones, like teasing boys by giving false sense of hope, or just testing their "attractiveness". Never fall into that trap again.

Just be sure that she is acting nice and don't listen to your dick.

btw why sex guide was deleted?!
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
October 20 2014 04:38 GMT
#15
it was archived, it wasn't deleted.
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
DarkNetHunter
Profile Joined October 2012
1224 Posts
October 20 2014 05:55 GMT
#16
On October 20 2014 13:38 lichter wrote:
it was archived, it wasn't deleted.


wtf since when are TL threads archived?

Also, can you somehow revive it so that the newer generations can view it?

It was on this link:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95315

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
October 20 2014 08:57 GMT
#17
On October 20 2014 14:55 DarkNetHunter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 20 2014 13:38 lichter wrote:
it was archived, it wasn't deleted.


wtf since when are TL threads archived?

Also, can you somehow revive it so that the newer generations can view it?

It was on this link:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95315


Afaik it was archived because it was nsfw and against forum/google policy or something, I can't remember. There is a thread somewhere in website feedback about it, I just can't can't find it on my phone
<3
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
October 21 2014 05:28 GMT
#18
Yeah man make her a card with hearts, and kittens, and flowers. Girls love that stuff. Make sure you add some glitter too. Nothing says confident man like glitter.
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