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Yorkie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States12612 Posts
October 01 2014 15:02 GMT
#21
This wouldn't be some clever scheme to catch your son in the act of eating pussy would it?
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Hwang Kang Hooooooooooo. Follow mah boy Shellshock @Shellshock1122
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
October 01 2014 15:38 GMT
#22
On October 01 2014 16:26 Shock710 wrote:
will u serve duck vaginas? also does it come in a barrel?
happy birthday


In retrospect, there are so many more jokes I could've done. I actually watched a clip of that Louis C.K. stand-up show a few weeks ago. I thought of way more stuff like

"Try our blueberry waffles"

"We also serve fish. Just fish. But this begs the question: does pussy taste like fish, or does fish taste like pussy?"

"We do not serve any cat meat."
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
October 01 2014 17:02 GMT
#23
ahaha I thought the title was more figurative that it is
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ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
October 01 2014 18:48 GMT
#24
On October 01 2014 23:22 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
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On October 01 2014 22:50 The_Templar wrote:
On October 01 2014 21:55 Epishade wrote:
This...this is not what I expected...

5/5

How could you not expect this? It's nina..


Nina is nose deep in pu$$y

That isn't very deep
nunez
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Norway4003 Posts
October 01 2014 21:03 GMT
#25
good luck, running a restaurant is very stressful.
i doubt you will have time to post on tl anymore.
conspired against by a confederacy of dunces.
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 01 2014 21:54 GMT
#26
I just go the pho place and eat pho twenty-pho seven.

5/5 just for this pun.
liftlift > tsm
Jett.Jack.Alvir
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Canada2250 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-02 00:07:43
October 02 2014 00:06 GMT
#27
lol 5/5.

So I was reading this at a Second Cup (that is Canada's Starbucks) and started laughing really loud, like tearing and gasping for air loud. People were staring at me because I was laughing so crazy; a girl near me asked "What's so funny?".

I wasn't sure if I should show her, but I thought "fuck it". She read the disclaimer and continued reading. She was laughing so hard she had to go to the washroom.

ninazerg, you also could have used oysters and mussels. We all know you slurp oysters, and mussels already looks like a vagina, but that might be too obvious.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
October 02 2014 01:47 GMT
#28
I read this right after I woke up, and I don't dare read it again. I remember it being quite disturbing though...
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Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12970 Posts
October 02 2014 01:53 GMT
#29
If certain extremist actions are committed will I receive 72 vaginas?
Pontius Pirate
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
United States1557 Posts
October 02 2014 01:58 GMT
#30
Might need some marketing to make everything go down smoothly.
"I had to close the door so my parents wouldn't judge me." - ZombieGrub during the ShitfaceTradeTV stream
Cele
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Germany4016 Posts
October 02 2014 02:19 GMT
#31
hahaha 5/5, go for the pussy salad ^^
Broodwar for life!
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
October 02 2014 05:42 GMT
#32
On October 02 2014 09:06 Jett.Jack.Alvir wrote:
lol 5/5.

So I was reading this at a Second Cup (that is Canada's Starbucks) and started laughing really loud, like tearing and gasping for air loud. People were staring at me because I was laughing so crazy; a girl near me asked "What's so funny?".

I wasn't sure if I should show her, but I thought "fuck it". She read the disclaimer and continued reading. She was laughing so hard she had to go to the washroom.

ninazerg, you also could have used oysters and mussels. We all know you slurp oysters, and mussels already looks like a vagina, but that might be too obvious.


That is the best thing I could ask for, just putting a bit of joy into a couple of people's day
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
October 02 2014 06:56 GMT
#33
could have added 'suck a geoduck' somewhere in there too
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virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3599 Posts
October 02 2014 11:52 GMT
#34
Something is wrong on the internet.
first we make expand, then we defense it.
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
October 02 2014 12:50 GMT
#35
On October 01 2014 19:31 boxerfred wrote:
whats wrong with you

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5/5 though


You never read a nina blog ? Go read the others
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hoby2000
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States918 Posts
October 03 2014 00:26 GMT
#36
On October 01 2014 14:18 ninazerg wrote:



New Restaurant

Cafe de la Vagina BBQ, the premiere place for delicious vagina meat! BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY.

HEY KIDS, DO YOU LIKE EATING PUSSY? DO YOU LIKE EATING PUSSY LITERALLY? AT CAFE DE LA VAGINA BBQ, WE OFFER A WIDE VARIETY OF THE FINEST PUSSY-BASED DISHES IN THE WORLD, AND WE ARE WORLD FAMOUS. OUR CUISINE IS FUCKING AWESOME, AND YOU WILL FIND YOURSELVES CRAVING PUSSY AFTER TRYING OUR NEW PIG-VAGINA W/ HONEY BBQ SAUCE SERVED WITH A BAKED POTATO THAT IS CUT IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A SLIT IN A VULVA.

OR MAYBE YOU'RE IN THE MOOD TO EAT A BEAR'S VAGINA, WE GOT THAT.

RABBIT VAGINA? WE COOK THAT.

ALLIGATOR VAGINA? WE MAKE THAT.

OUR ENTIRE RESTAURANT IS MADE OF MEAT. SO IF YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN, FUCK OFF.





My head sees that mexican dude from that movie From Dusk Till Dawn who advertises the girls in his strip joint.
A lesson without pain is meaningless for nothing can be gained without giving something in return.
DarkNetHunter
Profile Joined October 2012
1224 Posts
October 03 2014 07:12 GMT
#37
This was mindblowing, and hilarious, also I'm hungry..

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
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