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Yorkie
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On October 01 2014 16:26 Shock710 wrote: will u serve duck vaginas? also does it come in a barrel? happy birthday In retrospect, there are so many more jokes I could've done. I actually watched a clip of that Louis C.K. stand-up show a few weeks ago. I thought of way more stuff like "Try our blueberry waffles" "We also serve fish. Just fish. But this begs the question: does pussy taste like fish, or does fish taste like pussy?" "We do not serve any cat meat." | ||
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JieXian
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ThomasjServo
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That isn't very deep | ||
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nunez
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i doubt you will have time to post on tl anymore. | ||
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wei2coolman
United States60033 Posts
I just go the pho place and eat pho twenty-pho seven. 5/5 just for this pun. | ||
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Jett.Jack.Alvir
Canada2250 Posts
So I was reading this at a Second Cup (that is Canada's Starbucks) and started laughing really loud, like tearing and gasping for air loud. People were staring at me because I was laughing so crazy; a girl near me asked "What's so funny?". I wasn't sure if I should show her, but I thought "fuck it". She read the disclaimer and continued reading. She was laughing so hard she had to go to the washroom. ninazerg, you also could have used oysters and mussels. We all know you slurp oysters, and mussels already looks like a vagina, but that might be too obvious. | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On October 02 2014 09:06 Jett.Jack.Alvir wrote: lol 5/5. So I was reading this at a Second Cup (that is Canada's Starbucks) and started laughing really loud, like tearing and gasping for air loud. People were staring at me because I was laughing so crazy; a girl near me asked "What's so funny?". I wasn't sure if I should show her, but I thought "fuck it". She read the disclaimer and continued reading. She was laughing so hard she had to go to the washroom. ninazerg, you also could have used oysters and mussels. We all know you slurp oysters, and mussels already looks like a vagina, but that might be too obvious. That is the best thing I could ask for, just putting a bit of joy into a couple of people's day  | ||
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FFW_Rude
France10201 Posts
You never read a nina blog ? Go read the others | ||
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hoby2000
United States918 Posts
On October 01 2014 14:18 ninazerg wrote: New Restaurant Cafe de la Vagina BBQ, the premiere place for delicious vagina meat! BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY. HEY KIDS, DO YOU LIKE EATING PUSSY? DO YOU LIKE EATING PUSSY LITERALLY? AT CAFE DE LA VAGINA BBQ, WE OFFER A WIDE VARIETY OF THE FINEST PUSSY-BASED DISHES IN THE WORLD, AND WE ARE WORLD FAMOUS. OUR CUISINE IS FUCKING AWESOME, AND YOU WILL FIND YOURSELVES CRAVING PUSSY AFTER TRYING OUR NEW PIG-VAGINA W/ HONEY BBQ SAUCE SERVED WITH A BAKED POTATO THAT IS CUT IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A SLIT IN A VULVA. OR MAYBE YOU'RE IN THE MOOD TO EAT A BEAR'S VAGINA, WE GOT THAT. RABBIT VAGINA? WE COOK THAT. ALLIGATOR VAGINA? WE MAKE THAT. OUR ENTIRE RESTAURANT IS MADE OF MEAT. SO IF YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN, FUCK OFF. My head sees that mexican dude from that movie From Dusk Till Dawn who advertises the girls in his strip joint. | ||
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