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As I was walking my dog I received a call from Blizz HQ and they informed me about the new arrivals. The first expansion set to the blockbuster FTP card game HEARTHSTONE will soon be upon us!
It's called Hearthstone: TL Edition. As I was on my phone they couldn't show me any of the new designs yet. I expect to receive the art via UPS tomorrow as the material is WAYYY too hot to be sent over the internet.
I list only partial stats. I hope to complete these as more information trickles from the HQ. Feel free to chip in and help me in the thread below if you feel like it!
Drama Wyrm: Gain 27 posts each time Naniwa plays in a tournament.
Raging Terran: Toss wins a tournament - Enrage: Gets banned.
Ancient Lurker: Can't post
Ironbark Caster: Taunt
Ironbeak GM: Silence a random below diamond player in the strategy forum.
Acidic Twitch Ooze: Battlecry: Deal 1 damage to everyone. Deal an additional 5 damage to casters and foreigners.
TotalBiscuit: Battlecry: Give a friendly caster divine shield.
Injured Teenager: Battlecry: [Girlblogs] 5 damage to HIMSELF! Overload: Can't post for two weeks out of shame.
Heartbreaker: Choose one: alienate a random girl poster with obnoxious PUA material or make an injured teenager lose his divine shield and his chances with some girl with it.
IdrA - Deathrattle: Kills ESPORTS!
 
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As soon as I saw IdrA at the bottom (capital A does that) I began to question what I am and what I am doing here.
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United States23455 Posts
This is kind of funny but
On March 18 2014 04:05 d00p wrote:
casualfag card game
not a great idea.
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On March 18 2014 04:15 Qwyn wrote:
As soon as I saw IdrA at the bottom (capital A does that) I began to question what I am and what I am doing here.
Ahh, so you are the one star blog ninja. It figures as all your blogs have 1 star. Glad I could help you with your soul searching.
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On March 18 2014 04:24 Darkhorse wrote:This is kind of funny but not a great idea.
No one will take that seriously right? It's too tongue in cheek for that RIGHT?
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United States23455 Posts
On March 18 2014 04:26 d00p wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2014 04:24 Darkhorse wrote:This is kind of funny but On March 18 2014 04:05 d00p wrote:
casualfag card game
not a great idea. No one will take that seriously right? It's too tongue in cheek for that RIGHT?
Probably no one will take it seriously. I wasn't super offended by it or anything I just think using that word for the hell of it is generally a bad idea.
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On March 18 2014 04:28 Darkhorse wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2014 04:26 d00p wrote:On March 18 2014 04:24 Darkhorse wrote:This is kind of funny but On March 18 2014 04:05 d00p wrote:
casualfag card game
not a great idea. No one will take that seriously right? It's too tongue in cheek for that RIGHT? Probably no one will take it seriously. I wasn't super offended by it or anything I just think using that word for the hell of it is generally a bad idea.
Using that word haphazardly is an honorable TL tradition but you have convinced me to edit it.
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United States23455 Posts
On March 18 2014 04:37 d00p wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2014 04:28 Darkhorse wrote:On March 18 2014 04:26 d00p wrote:On March 18 2014 04:24 Darkhorse wrote:This is kind of funny but On March 18 2014 04:05 d00p wrote:
casualfag card game
not a great idea. No one will take that seriously right? It's too tongue in cheek for that RIGHT? Probably no one will take it seriously. I wasn't super offended by it or anything I just think using that word for the hell of it is generally a bad idea. Using that word haphazardly is an honorable TL tradition but you have convinced me to edit it.
Haha thank you. Perhaps you are right about it being an old TL tradition -_- funny blog.
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Reminds me of the unglued Magic cards.
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On March 18 2014 04:26 d00p wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2014 04:15 Qwyn wrote:
As soon as I saw IdrA at the bottom (capital A does that) I began to question what I am and what I am doing here. Ahh, so you are the one star blog ninja. It figures as all your blogs have 1 star. Glad I could help you with your soul searching.
Ahaha.
No, in fact, I haven't even rated this.
Nor have I written a blog in a long time, and not since I was ignorant.
I'm sorry to have assaulted the bastion of your hopes and dreams.
Did you clean up the language since I read this last? I remember there being a lot of BHEARTHESTONE/b in there somewhere.
You, good sir, made me feel so bad that I rated the blog 5 stars. Perhaps, then, I am to be considered the opposite of the 1 star ninja? What do we call this phenomena? The 5 star unicorn? Angel? 5 star favor?
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One star ninja was confirmed to be some freak with 3+ accounts all talking to eachother.
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United States763 Posts
On March 18 2014 05:55 Qwyn wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2014 04:26 d00p wrote:On March 18 2014 04:15 Qwyn wrote:
As soon as I saw IdrA at the bottom (capital A does that) I began to question what I am and what I am doing here. Ahh, so you are the one star blog ninja. It figures as all your blogs have 1 star. Glad I could help you with your soul searching. Ahaha. No, in fact, I haven't even rated this. Nor have I written a blog in a long time, and not since I was ignorant. I'm sorry to have assaulted the bastion of your hopes and dreams. Did you clean up the language since I read this last? I remember there being a lot of BHEARTHESTONE/b in there somewhere. You, good sir, made me feel so bad that I rated the blog 5 stars. Perhaps, then, I am to be considered the opposite of the 1 star ninja? What do we call this phenomena? The 5 star unicorn? Angel? 5 star favor?
5 Star Pirate. Or maybe a Samurai.
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On March 18 2014 06:25 wongfeihung wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2014 05:55 Qwyn wrote:On March 18 2014 04:26 d00p wrote:On March 18 2014 04:15 Qwyn wrote:
As soon as I saw IdrA at the bottom (capital A does that) I began to question what I am and what I am doing here. Ahh, so you are the one star blog ninja. It figures as all your blogs have 1 star. Glad I could help you with your soul searching. Ahaha. No, in fact, I haven't even rated this. Nor have I written a blog in a long time, and not since I was ignorant. I'm sorry to have assaulted the bastion of your hopes and dreams. Did you clean up the language since I read this last? I remember there being a lot of BHEARTHESTONE/b in there somewhere. You, good sir, made me feel so bad that I rated the blog 5 stars. Perhaps, then, I am to be considered the opposite of the 1 star ninja? What do we call this phenomena? The 5 star unicorn? Angel? 5 star favor? 5 Star Pirate. Or maybe a Samurai.
Fitting, ahaha. I didn't think of that. Now, wonder why I didn't. 5 star pirate it is. Though samurai does flow a bit better.
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Yes I did clean up the language. PATCH 1.1: Toxic twitch chatter will now be known as Acidic Twitch Ooze! Much more fitting.
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On March 18 2014 06:25 wongfeihung wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2014 05:55 Qwyn wrote:On March 18 2014 04:26 d00p wrote:On March 18 2014 04:15 Qwyn wrote:
As soon as I saw IdrA at the bottom (capital A does that) I began to question what I am and what I am doing here. Ahh, so you are the one star blog ninja. It figures as all your blogs have 1 star. Glad I could help you with your soul searching. Ahaha. No, in fact, I haven't even rated this. Nor have I written a blog in a long time, and not since I was ignorant. I'm sorry to have assaulted the bastion of your hopes and dreams. Did you clean up the language since I read this last? I remember there being a lot of BHEARTHESTONE/b in there somewhere. You, good sir, made me feel so bad that I rated the blog 5 stars. Perhaps, then, I am to be considered the opposite of the 1 star ninja? What do we call this phenomena? The 5 star unicorn? Angel? 5 star favor? 5 Star Pirate. Or maybe a Samurai.
Not to be that guy but I had went with bandit
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Ok that's pretty cool. Hadn't seen that though and I just thought of this while walking my dog. I'm easily amused by my own antics so I threw this together in 10 minutes or so.
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