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Valhalla18444 Posts
got home today and my front door was wide open - i guess i didn't close it properly when I left this morning, and it's windy as a motherfucker outside, so it blew open.
I have four pets, so naturally I fucking panicked and ran around the house searching for them. Both dogs greeted me at the door, because they are dogs. okay, two down, check. One cat was just sitting on the porch outside the door, okay, no problem. Three down. One cat, who goes by the name Tucker, is a gigantic fat maine coone, weighing in at just over 35 pounds in all his tubby, orange glory. He was the only one missing.
I fucking love Tucker because he's a total suck. He'd be helpless out in the wild. Fortunately I found him passed out (and snoring!) under my bed.
WHEW
 
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Yay for pets that are safe \o/
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A happy ending 
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You are one lucky bastard! I have 2 labs and I foster sometimes and a losing a dog if fucking scary! Glad everything turned out alright. I'd be worried about robbery too.
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Phew... good thing nothing happened. Get that cat on a diet though if you havent already
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Similar thing happened to me, my sister left for work one morning and left the door open because it wasn't latching properly and I didn't notice for a few hours. When I noticed, our cat was sitting about 5 inches out the door in the sun, probably too afraid to venture out into the world.
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35 pounds? holy shit
happy ending yay!
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I'd have been more concerned about being robbed !
Glad to hear it ended well though.
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35 pounds? How the fuck did he get so fat?!?!
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Blazinghand
United States25563 Posts
On January 23 2014 10:09 Zealos wrote:
I'd have been more concerned about being robbed !
Glad to hear it ended well though.
this is how you know fakesteve has a good heart
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Hong Kong9183 Posts
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
i have a friend who owns a bunch of cats that fat, they look ridiculous but adorable
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ALLEYCAT BLUES51730 Posts
so tucker tucked himself under your bed.
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On January 23 2014 11:31 BLinD-RawR wrote:
so tucker tucked himself under your bed.
He was tuckered out so he needed a nap.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
mspaint or it didn't happen
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On January 23 2014 12:22 Rekrul wrote:
mspaint or it didn't happen
Oh god I laughed. I don't know if that makes me a bad person, or just been around this website for a bit too long now.....
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On January 23 2014 12:26 Shock710 wrote:
turn it into a rap
yes please
also the picture on your tl profile is worrying
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ALLEYCAT BLUES51730 Posts
On January 23 2014 12:33 Aerisky wrote:yes please also the picture on your tl profile is worrying
thats eddie
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On January 23 2014 11:02 itsjustatank wrote:
35lb cat what
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Maine coons are like mini-tigers.
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