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SomethingWitty
Profile Joined May 2013
Canada94 Posts
June 30 2013 09:13 GMT
#21
"my underwear outside my pants this day" that gave it away for the most part. It was well written, although some of the grammar mistakes and the odd jumping of 'tenses' detracted from it.
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." - James Joyce, Ulysses
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 30 2013 13:27 GMT
#22
On June 30 2013 15:44 Callynn wrote:
Why did you become a cop, you could have seen this coming you know.
When I decided to become a teacher I didn't have the illusion that kids would like me either... :D


I always fancied fighting for truth, justice, and the American way

On June 30 2013 16:19 Capped wrote:
...the amount of people who didnt grasp this blog is almost as hillarious as the blog itself.

Nice read, had me fooled untill the last paragraph :D


It's great though, now I can answer everyone in character!
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MaestroSC
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2073 Posts
June 30 2013 23:48 GMT
#23
On June 30 2013 04:48 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
You guys are making good points but... you realize the narrator is meant to be Superman right?

Show nested quote +
But the biggest reason I want to die is even when I'm doing my crappy job, people give me the worst possible shit they can muster. The next time I'm on my way to stop a crime, and some asshole points at me and says I'm a bird or a plane again, God as my witness, I will drop to the ground, find them, and shove my Kryptonian fist up their anus.


I can't say Metropolis without making it too obvious, so I just changed it to New York because that's what all the movies use anyway. It's also Gotham City once in a while.



not going to lie... it took me a while... but by ur 2nd response was like "ya so hes superman?"

wasnt too clear tho lolol

"its a bird its a plane" reference included... thought u were just alluding to u being tall..


but the more i thought about it... was like... i think this is superman demanding monetary compensation for being a super hero...
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 01 2013 00:14 GMT
#24
On July 01 2013 08:48 MaestroSC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2013 04:48 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
You guys are making good points but... you realize the narrator is meant to be Superman right?

But the biggest reason I want to die is even when I'm doing my crappy job, people give me the worst possible shit they can muster. The next time I'm on my way to stop a crime, and some asshole points at me and says I'm a bird or a plane again, God as my witness, I will drop to the ground, find them, and shove my Kryptonian fist up their anus.


I can't say Metropolis without making it too obvious, so I just changed it to New York because that's what all the movies use anyway. It's also Gotham City once in a while.



not going to lie... it took me a while... but by ur 2nd response was like "ya so hes superman?"

wasnt too clear tho lolol

"its a bird its a plane" reference included... thought u were just alluding to u being tall..


but the more i thought about it... was like... i think this is superman demanding monetary compensation for being a super hero...


I mean yeah he's technically an alien, but aliens still need to eat and poop, don't they? I don't think he just saves lives 24/7, he has to have some sort of down-time.
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Balgrog
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1221 Posts
July 01 2013 00:29 GMT
#25
Hahaha this is brilliant. Thank you for this, genuinely made a shitty day better.
The only way to attack structure is with chaos.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
July 01 2013 01:58 GMT
#26
what made me most suspicious was a cop playing sc, cops play call of duty
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 01 2013 01:59 GMT
#27
On July 01 2013 10:58 Frits wrote:
what made me most suspicious was a cop playing sc, cops play call of duty


Yes, but Superman plays League of Legends
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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-01 02:23:26
July 01 2013 02:22 GMT
#28
On July 01 2013 10:59 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 10:58 Frits wrote:
what made me most suspicious was a cop playing sc, cops play call of duty


Yes, but Superman plays League of Legends

I can only come to 2 conclusions from this:

1) You are Tassadar and you are spoilering the plot line for a future (custom?) protoss campaign in which Tassadar and Superman meet and must fight against/with the League of Legends.

or....

2) You are talking about yourself in the third person?
+ Show Spoiler +
and are spoilering the plot line for a future Superman comic/episode in which he must fight against/with the LoL.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 01 2013 10:32 GMT
#29
On July 01 2013 11:22 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 10:59 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On July 01 2013 10:58 Frits wrote:
what made me most suspicious was a cop playing sc, cops play call of duty


Yes, but Superman plays League of Legends

I can only come to 2 conclusions from this:

1) You are Tassadar and you are spoilering the plot line for a future (custom?) protoss campaign in which Tassadar and Superman meet and must fight against/with the League of Legends.

or....

2) You are talking about yourself in the third person?
+ Show Spoiler +
and are spoilering the plot line for a future Superman comic/episode in which he must fight against/with the LoL.


Well here's a secret
+ Show Spoiler +
The League of Legends is actually the Justice League crowdsourcing its evil-fighting techniques to the rest of the world, the champions are all lesser-heard members or major heroes under a different name
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