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Katowice25012 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-19 17:58:45
May 19 2013 15:22 GMT
#1
The Pitchfork Preserver

Twitter At The Speed Of Print

Volume I, Issue 2


Time Traveler from 2007 Appalled At Artosis' Use of DTs

Appearing on the TeamLiquid forums today, a user known as FurtadoFan1 posted that, unwilling to wait out the long StarCraft 2 development time, traveled 6 years to the future to see the finished version of the game and the surrounding community.

"It's disgusting," his message opened, "I find out that one of my favorite American Terrans is still playing, only to see him make some invisible bullshit unit." The post went on to describe how Artosis was one of the last true defenders of truth and justice, willing to put up with "god damn Protoss 1a2a3a" and "fucking 2 hatch asshattery," making him among an elite few that play with honor. "At least we still have IdrA," the message concluded, "don't tell me he's given up early too."

Upon seeing a video of Artosis interacting with his girlfriend and daughter, the man responded only with "bnhjyubnhjyubnhjyubnhjyubnhjyubnhjyubnhjyubnhjyu" and has not since continued correspondence.

TLPD, Aligulac Adopt Hellbat Based Rating System


The StarCraft II pro-game databases TLPD and Aligulac.com unveiled their new player rating systems based on the newly devised HELO. Aligulac.com creator TheBB said "it's clear that Glicko and Elo are no longer a valid way to measure player skill in the new HotS environment. After discussing the issue with TLPD admins, we have both decided to convert to HELO, an advanced system based entirely on hellbats." When asked for details on the new HELO system, TheBB responded "Hellbats produced is the primary variable, but we make sure to account for other important factors, such as 'time of first Hellbat' and 'number of Hellbats dropped.'"

Many progamers voiced their approval of the system. "TLPD and Aligulac were more of a gimmick before, because they didn't account for a lot of complications." said Acer's Nerchio. "Seeing ForGG, Strelok, Bunny, and Dayshi on top of the HELO rankings, I know for sure that it's a very accurate system."

28 Year Old Man Yells At Video Game

Today in Dayton, Ohio, Hunter Reinke was heard raising his voice and shaking his fists violently while watching a recent World Championship Series match. Neighbors mentioned that Hunter, an adult male, can often be seen in front of his computer forcefully telling players on the screen to "scout his idiotic tech" or "hit a god damned fungal".

"Sometimes my landlord mentions how loud I'm being," Hunter admitted to the press. "This is actually a thing our grown child does" said Susan Reinke, "he's a good kid, I am so happy he has something in his life he can express himself with," before reminding her son to tone down the obscenities.

At time of print the man was reported to be cleaning his room, to ensure house cleanliness before the Reinke Sunday cribbage game.


MarineKingPrime Victorious in Life-Long Battle Against Good Fashion Sense


At A Glance

· Mike Morhaime Disappointed To See Americans in WCS America

· Incontrol Pours Out Can of Monster For Fallen Homie

· "How The Hell Was I Once Relevant?" Ponders Destiny While Awaiting Surrender Timer.

· Disfigured DreamHack Admin Shoots Lucifron After Coin Flip


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Commentary

I Am So, So Sorry About Shakuras Plateau

By Sean Mitchell, Team 1



Really, I am. You know when your boss comes to you and says he needs one more 2v2 map for a beta pool? That's what happened, really. I swear, I never expected it to become a 'thing', the team just needed a big map to see what happened in a game with four players.

People kind of liked it and someone said, 'hey how about we see what happens in 1v1' and that seemed good, you know? Like, maybe people could find some cool stuff to do with the weird symmetry. I'm so sorry, I didn't know what I was unleashing on the world. Honest.

But it was good for a while, right? You enjoyed it for a few months? I know it got used for nearly another two years, and I'm sorry, but we had some good time didn't we? It was in TSL3! You remember that tournament, it was fun wasn't it? Sometimes you just need to remember the good times. Maybe it wasn't the best by the time 2012 WCS Finals rolled around, but we all liked it when NaNiwa proxied GoOdy at the DreamHack a year and a half earlier!

And hey, at least when we disabled two of the spawns it let people know they could do that. That's a good thing, isn't it? You got maps that have cross-positions only thanks to that! Some good came of it, I think we all learned something important about maps, and maybe ourselves.

I'm glad I finally got that off my chest. Now let's all have a good time on Daybreak now and forget this whole thing.




This update brought to you by me, WaxAngel, Shindigs, Ibrahim Awwal, and probably some other people I ripped ideas from.


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Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-19 15:31:27
May 19 2013 15:29 GMT
#2
This is 100% accurate - Artosis should be ashamed

Edit: the Thing picture is awesome
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teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
May 19 2013 15:34 GMT
#3
i just checked if there was a user on tl named furtadofan1 but there isnt, i smell bad journalism
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StarVe
Profile Joined June 2011
Germany13591 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-19 15:41:46
May 19 2013 15:40 GMT
#4
The Thing! Fucking awesome, hahaha.

I thought they already had Cutter, that should've been enough.
solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
May 19 2013 15:45 GMT
#5
These are hilarious ahaha

5/5 more please!
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YourGoodFriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2197 Posts
May 19 2013 15:58 GMT
#6
"How The Hell Was I Once Relevant?" Ponders Destiny While Awaiting Surrender Timer.



This right here did it for me hahaha so good
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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
May 19 2013 16:26 GMT
#7
On May 20 2013 00:34 teddyoojo wrote:
i just checked if there was a user on tl named furtadofan1 but there isnt, i smell bad journalism

It was made back in 2020 as a time travel account.
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Race is Terran
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
United States382 Posts
May 19 2013 16:27 GMT
#8
heh all that I can think of is, the hell is that guy complaining about artosis using dts? Hes TERRAN NOW. I think cloaked banshees are a lot scarier than dts coz they can fly
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9152 Posts
May 19 2013 16:45 GMT
#9
yessss
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leo23
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3075 Posts
May 19 2013 16:52 GMT
#10
it was alright 3/5
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Badfatpanda
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States9719 Posts
May 19 2013 17:05 GMT
#11
· Mike Morhaime Disappointed To See Americans in WCS America

Ahahahaahah.
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Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom424 Posts
May 19 2013 17:06 GMT
#12
Disfigured DreamHack Admin Shoots Lucifron After Coin Flip


this made me laugh a lot.
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TheDougler
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada8302 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-19 17:16:42
May 19 2013 17:15 GMT
#13
Loved the Daybreak joke.
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Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
May 19 2013 17:18 GMT
#14
even better than the first one.
very enjoyable
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Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3805 Posts
May 19 2013 17:29 GMT
#15
Hellbat-ELO.

Oh Wax. <3

5/5 would read again.
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Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
May 19 2013 17:31 GMT
#16
qxc made 10 hellbats at the same time at one point in shoutcraft america yesterday. how far did that boost him up the rankings?
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Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Germany767 Posts
May 19 2013 17:37 GMT
#17
Brilliant, loving this
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Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24417 Posts
May 19 2013 17:38 GMT
#18
Great read, lol
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Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Australia9580 Posts
May 19 2013 17:43 GMT
#19
Pitchfork Preserver is the greatest thing I've ever read on TL. Easily.

Hellbat-ELO made me spit mountain dew on my screen. <3
Long live the King of Wings
TheBB
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Switzerland5133 Posts
May 19 2013 17:47 GMT
#20
On May 20 2013 02:31 Shellshock1122 wrote:
qxc made 10 hellbats at the same time at one point in shoutcraft america yesterday. how far did that boost him up the rankings?

About 1000.
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Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
May 19 2013 17:49 GMT
#21
Haha, I'm loving this.
Please keep it up^^
Kommatiazo
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States579 Posts
May 19 2013 17:50 GMT
#22
The "At a Glance" section really killed me. Everything had me giggling, but that section almost had me in tears. lolol

WP Wax and team!
5/5
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Dundron2000
Profile Joined October 2011
Sweden1140 Posts
May 19 2013 17:56 GMT
#23
i give you all the thumbs up i can muster, two
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Carbonyl
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
United States334 Posts
May 19 2013 18:09 GMT
#24
Well done guys, lol. Mixing satire with anything always produces good results.
It takes quite a long time of playing and watching a video game before you realize how bad at it you really are.
Zaphid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic1860 Posts
May 19 2013 18:20 GMT
#25
First one was better I think, but don't let that discourage you
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_Puppies
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
24 Posts
May 19 2013 18:41 GMT
#26
I'd like to apply for an openings at The Pitchfork Preserver. Please find attached examples of my investigative journalism and reporting.

Fans Dismayed by Delay of HuskyStarcraft Video

The recent press release by Mike "Husky" Lamond, prolific Youtube commentator, which expressed his sincerest apologies for the delay of the 24th installment of his Starcraft series, “Bronze League Heroes,” inspired severe outcry from many fans and personalities in the Starcraft scene. In the statement, Mr. Lamond explains that “I want to release a quality, finished product and by no means want to rush this out, so I hope everyone understands why it is delayed.”

Disappointed fans took to reddit, Teamliquid, and Youtube to express their angry and resentment. As Youtube commenter Gdr501071 explained, “as a member of the very punctual Starcraft community, I believe I speak for the entire Starcraft audience when I say that we, as a whole, have come to expect schedules to be kept, promises to be fulfilled, and deadlines to be met when considering all things Starcraft.” Furthermore, one reddit user made the comparison to Blizzard, Team Liquid, and Evil Genuises stating, “look at these organizations who, despite ambitious release dates, manage to put out quality content that exceeds everyone’s highly unachievable expectations.”

David Kim, who contributes at least 5 views towards each episode of “Bronze League Heroes,” stated, “I am extremely unsatisfied by the postponement because I rely on this series to keep to me informed about the game balance at the bronze level.” Though he did not announce a new released date, Mr. Lamond ensured that episode 24 of “Bronze League Heroes” will be released before the 4th quarter of 2015.

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At a Glance: Man Concerned that White-Ra is Everywhere may be Big Brother

slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
May 19 2013 19:20 GMT
#27
Great work, once again! I have to say the Nerchio part was one of my favorites. _Puppies, I also like your article!
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emanresU
Profile Joined November 2012
Germany393 Posts
May 19 2013 19:51 GMT
#28
"At least we still have IdrA," 10/10 would read again I lol'd so hard.
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faiza
Profile Joined June 2012
United States451 Posts
May 19 2013 19:55 GMT
#29
I didn't think you could top 'Incontrol pours out a can of Monster for his fallen homie', but then:
Disfigured DreamHack Admin Shoots Lucifron After Coin Flip


Ahahaahahaha holy shit I can't breathe

The 'at a glance' section is genius, better the actual articles.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
May 19 2013 20:37 GMT
#30
LOL just beautiful on so many levels.
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Vei
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2845 Posts
May 19 2013 20:43 GMT
#31
the shakuras part hahahaha 10/10 thank you
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shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
May 19 2013 20:50 GMT
#32
time travel is never a bad choice
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eieio
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States14512 Posts
May 19 2013 21:19 GMT
#33
This entire article is on point, 5/5 keep it up plz
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arcHoniC
Profile Joined January 2011
United States141 Posts
May 19 2013 21:48 GMT
#34
shout-out to dayton woohoo!
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aJackztheRipper
Profile Joined November 2011
United States2 Posts
May 19 2013 22:30 GMT
#35
With the amount of funny photoshops I see around TL you guys should consider adding a "Photo Finish" section that pairs these pictures with funny captions.
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Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
May 19 2013 23:09 GMT
#36
lol these are so good. Reminds me of The Onion.
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Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37003 Posts
May 19 2013 23:09 GMT
#37
LOL! Oh heyoka
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Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Guam5609 Posts
May 19 2013 23:36 GMT
#38
Another great issue. I laughed so hard at the blurb about the disappointment at Americans being in WCS America.
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Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
May 19 2013 23:55 GMT
#39
More informative than Pony Tails.
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Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States606 Posts
May 20 2013 00:04 GMT
#40
Looks like I have a new favorite blog! Well done! 5/5
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Profile Joined April 2012
United States65 Posts
May 20 2013 01:31 GMT
#41
This is hilarious. I love these. Can't wait until the next one comes out :D
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Profile Joined June 2011
China1530 Posts
May 20 2013 01:32 GMT
#42
I'm enjoying these way more than I thought I would. Good work.
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Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 20 2013 01:42 GMT
#43
Haha! I loved this more than the last!
Lunchador
Profile Joined April 2010
United States776 Posts
May 20 2013 02:34 GMT
#44
I'm disappointed to see Americans in WCS America as well. :|

lol
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 20 2013 04:13 GMT
#45
I feel like after that interview with drunkenboii the hellbat elo system is a necessary installment LOL.
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Profile Joined January 2011
United States1967 Posts
May 20 2013 04:54 GMT
#46
This one was so good. Loved the Artosis bit!
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LuckyMacro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
May 20 2013 05:59 GMT
#47
The zenex "thing" bit and the destiny surrender timer part were my favorites
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Profile Joined July 2011
Micronesia1338 Posts
May 20 2013 06:01 GMT
#48
Hmmm... not as good as the first but still funny keep 'em comin'
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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
May 20 2013 06:35 GMT
#49
lol, so good. I enjoy these more than I probably should
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
May 20 2013 06:40 GMT
#50
On May 20 2013 07:30 aJackztheRipper wrote:
With the amount of funny photoshops I see around TL you guys should consider adding a "Photo Finish" section that pairs these pictures with funny captions.


Not a bad idea! Right now our images are just stupid things that I make to amuse myself, which is why they're so terrible. At The Preserver we will strive for continued improvement.
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figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
May 20 2013 10:07 GMT
#51
YOLO is even better system than HELO.
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Sated
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
England4983 Posts
May 20 2013 11:38 GMT
#52
--- Nuked ---
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
May 20 2013 13:47 GMT
#53
On May 20 2013 20:38 Sated wrote:
HELO? What about HPM!? (Hellbats Per Minute)

HPM is a measure of part of one's gameplay, like its predecessor APM, while HELO is an actual rating used to estimate a player's skill level.
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kubiks
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
France1328 Posts
May 20 2013 17:11 GMT
#54
The first one was good, this one is even better !
Keep up the good work
By the way shouldn't it be in the featured news ?
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Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
May 20 2013 18:29 GMT
#55
Brilliant once again!

On May 20 2013 20:38 Sated wrote:
HELO? What about HPM!? (Hellbats Per Minute)


And I approve of this.
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Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3805 Posts
May 20 2013 21:38 GMT
#56
Why not PJTPM

Papa John Tweets Per Minute. Used to measure a players true value/marketability.
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y0su
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Finland7871 Posts
May 20 2013 22:01 GMT
#57
damn you! I was about to go to bed when I noticed this "innocent" blog
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
May 20 2013 22:06 GMT
#58
On May 21 2013 06:38 Grovbolle wrote:
Why not PJTPM

Papa John Tweets Per Minute. Used to measure a players true value/marketability.


Wow this is good, maybe you should be a reporter.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
IcedBacon
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada906 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-21 00:44:29
May 21 2013 00:42 GMT
#59
Whenever I see Artosis streaming I always think about his former hatred of DTs and wonder how he gave in and played Protoss in SC2. Great article

On May 21 2013 02:11 kubiks wrote:
The first one was good, this one is even better !
Keep up the good work
By the way shouldn't it be in the featured news ?


It's not news... spotlighted is where it belongs.
"I went Zerg because Artosis is a douchebag." -IdrA
GulpyBlinkeyes
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1449 Posts
May 21 2013 04:18 GMT
#60
Great job on the whole thing! Once again though, the At A Glance killed me.
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3805 Posts
May 21 2013 06:47 GMT
#61
On May 21 2013 07:06 heyoka wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2013 06:38 Grovbolle wrote:
Why not PJTPM

Papa John Tweets Per Minute. Used to measure a players true value/marketability.


Wow this is good, maybe you should be a reporter.

I'll take my payment in Papa John pizza sent across the atlantic. You know, for esports.
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
[F_]aths
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany3947 Posts
May 21 2013 10:30 GMT
#62
I think Marineking has an excellent fashion sense. Or he can just wear anything while looking good.
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Profile Joined August 2011
United States1837 Posts
May 21 2013 21:24 GMT
#63
lol good stuff
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Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
May 21 2013 23:30 GMT
#64
what happened to that satire thing back int he beta or whatever called the infestor news or something... this reminds me of that
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Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
May 22 2013 01:34 GMT
#65
Legendary
sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
May 22 2013 01:56 GMT
#66
The previous ones weren't that interesting, but this one is quite funny
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shizaep
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada2920 Posts
May 22 2013 02:52 GMT
#67
Artosis article is nothing less than gold. He really needs to see it, hopefully someone shows him.

Better yet, someone should go back in time and show his 2007 self a replay of him cheesing with dark templar in some ladder game against a Terran who clearly had the intention of going into a straight-up macro game.
You mean I just write stuff here and other people can see it?
Subversive
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2229 Posts
May 22 2013 18:42 GMT
#68
On May 22 2013 11:52 shizaep wrote:
Artosis article is nothing less than gold. He really needs to see it, hopefully someone shows him.

Better yet, someone should go back in time and show his 2007 self a replay of him cheesing with dark templar in some ladder game against a Terran who clearly had the intention of going into a straight-up macro game.

Artosis doesn't cheese though.
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Belgium716 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-22 20:05:33
May 22 2013 20:05 GMT
#69
When asked for details on the new HELO system, TheBB responded "Hellbats produced is the primary variable, but we make sure to account for other important factors, such as 'time of first Hellbat' and 'number of Hellbats dropped.'"


There, I lost it right there. This is pure bliss
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France79 Posts
May 23 2013 11:20 GMT
#70
This is golden ! 5/5 ! Keep it up
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Switzerland14 Posts
May 26 2013 03:50 GMT
#71
· Mike Morhaime Disappointed To See Americans in WCS America


I laughed, so hard right here.
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Denmark3805 Posts
June 07 2013 15:01 GMT
#72
HELO

ForGG showed that HPM and HELO are legit today.
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your Country52797 Posts
June 13 2013 13:42 GMT
#73
When is the next edition of the Preserver coming out?
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