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NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
March 28 2013 21:36 GMT
#1
So this morning some stupid fuck decided it was a good idea to rob some people at gun point. The cops were combing the area around my house for the last 2-3hours. Figured he was long gone, but I hear my dogs going fucking insane and I poke my head out the window to tell them to chill out and I see a man fitting the description climbing over my fence, my wife and kids are in the house so I picked up a stick I used to prop the sliding glass door and charge him, before he even touches the ground into my yard my dogs Asha and Kiera are all over his ass just fucking him up, he manages to throw himself over to the other side of the fence before I got to him, so I ran out to the street and flagged down the cops passing by and he was caught a few moments later. I'm so proud of my puppies for protecting my family.

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Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
March 28 2013 21:49 GMT
#2
your lucky you didnt get shot..
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24648 Posts
March 28 2013 21:50 GMT
#3
I wasn't there so I don't know what it looked like, but I'd think if the guy is climbing into your backyard you would not want to engage him unless he was like, trying to enter the house or something. Attacking him can get you stabbed, shot, or God knows what else.

I'm glad it worked out well for you, though.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-28 21:54:14
March 28 2013 21:52 GMT
#4
also you might want to retire the stick and invest in a gun if you plan on rushing up on armed felons.
metbull
Profile Joined April 2011
United States404 Posts
March 28 2013 21:59 GMT
#5
On March 29 2013 06:52 Coagulation wrote:
also you might want to retire the stick and invest in a gun if you plan on rushing up on armed felons.

Just make sure you only have 7 rounds loaded.
RoyGBiv_13
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1275 Posts
March 28 2013 22:18 GMT
#6
On March 29 2013 06:59 metbull wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2013 06:52 Coagulation wrote:
also you might want to retire the stick and invest in a gun if you plan on rushing up on armed felons.

Just make sure you only have 7 rounds loaded.

What if 8 robbers try to rob you?
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3291 Posts
March 28 2013 22:22 GMT
#7
double kill.... two birds one stone


LINE EM UP
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Eiii
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2566 Posts
March 28 2013 22:26 GMT
#8
Forget guns, what if three burglars jump over your fence?? Time to invest in more dogs.
:3
Eben
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States769 Posts
March 28 2013 22:35 GMT
#9
Glad your dogs are okay too!
feanor1
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1899 Posts
March 28 2013 22:53 GMT
#10
If there is a report about an someone who robbed people at gunpoint, I am going to want more than a club before I charge at him.
MaestroSC
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2073 Posts
March 28 2013 23:25 GMT
#11
only on the internet "fended off a robber with 2 dogs and a stick"

"wow you are stupid"

sometimes you can only shake your head and laugh to avoid losing even more faith in humanity lol.


Seriously cool story tho. And as someone who would also defend his family/home at any cost... nicely done. Buy your dogs some steaks imo.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24648 Posts
March 29 2013 00:04 GMT
#12
On March 29 2013 08:25 MaestroSC wrote:
only on the internet "fended off a robber with 2 dogs and a stick"

"wow you are stupid"

sometimes you can only shake your head and laugh to avoid losing even more faith in humanity lol.


Seriously cool story tho. And as someone who would also defend his family/home at any cost... nicely done. Buy your dogs some steaks imo.

What are you saying? That it's reasonable to run out of your house and charge a gunman who is cutting through your backyard? The OP is very fortunate.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
March 29 2013 00:26 GMT
#13
On March 29 2013 09:04 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2013 08:25 MaestroSC wrote:
only on the internet "fended off a robber with 2 dogs and a stick"

"wow you are stupid"

sometimes you can only shake your head and laugh to avoid losing even more faith in humanity lol.


Seriously cool story tho. And as someone who would also defend his family/home at any cost... nicely done. Buy your dogs some steaks imo.

What are you saying? That it's reasonable to run out of your house and charge a gunman who is cutting through your backyard? The OP is very fortunate.

Pretty much this, DON'T do that, ever. Motion the police over or something, or if you have a gun use it in that case, what the OP did here could have ended in disaster rather than in heroism.
User was warned for too many mimes.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
March 29 2013 00:39 GMT
#14
You guys are no fun at all.

Nice dogs, OP
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
March 29 2013 00:49 GMT
#15
Good thing it turned out like it did. Very risky decision making there op.
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Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
March 29 2013 01:17 GMT
#16
You sir, have titanium balls. Well done doggies!
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