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9:00 pm, on a cold and snowy Saturday night. I enter my basement room that I'm currently living in, and just for context, I share the entire house with 9 other people.
I change into my pjs, and think, "I should probably wash my hands and whatnot". I walk out of room, and towards the wash basin. The living room is dimly lit, with none of the big lights on, just a simple small bulb lighting up the entire basement area. I freshen up, and as I walk out, I hear sounds of cutlery on plate, but I swore the living room was empty when I went in. I took a quick glance around, and saw them.
I saw what at first appeared to be a floating plate and a fork. And then. It dawned on me.
In the span of about 0.5 seconds, my brain went into hyper drive. My eyes went from the floating plate, to the fork, to the dark gray hoodie and sleeve, and finally, to my black housemate.
She hails from Trinidad. And I'm apparently a gigantic racist.
 
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It would have been freakier if she smiled.
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What does this have to do with beeing racist ? Its just a matter of fact that black things are harder to see in the dark. 0.5 seconds of uncertainty aren't that much and don't make you racist o_0.
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On January 27 2013 14:33 gaymon wrote:
What does this have to do with beeing racist ? Its just a matter of fact that black things are harder to see in the dark. 0.5 seconds of uncertainty aren't that much and don't make you racist o_0.
if you notice that people are different, that means you are a racist
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hahaha 5/5 
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Lol nice blog :D i enjoyed
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Was expecting a mediocre creepypasta type deal.
Pleasantly surprised. 5/5
Randomly calling yourself racist without a good reason -1 point.
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I'm far more racist than you. I almost ran over a black guy once. I was driving, and suddenly, I noticed that in front of my car was a black guy wearing all dark clothing. I jammed on the brakes and stopped in time. That's the story of how I failed my first driving test.
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On January 27 2013 17:22 Chairman Ray wrote:
I'm far more racist than you. I almost ran over a black guy once. I was driving, and suddenly, I noticed that in front of my car was a black guy wearing all dark clothing. I jammed on the brakes and stopped in time. That's the story of how I failed my first driving test.
thats not racist, thats normal can't-see-people-when-driving-at-night-because-they-wear-dark-clothing. Every person of every race should wear either light clothing or reflective clothing to avoid being hit, serious.
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On January 27 2013 17:41 GenesisX wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2013 17:22 Chairman Ray wrote:
I'm far more racist than you. I almost ran over a black guy once. I was driving, and suddenly, I noticed that in front of my car was a black guy wearing all dark clothing. I jammed on the brakes and stopped in time. That's the story of how I failed my first driving test. thats not racist, thats normal can't-see-people-when-driving-at-night-because-they-wear-dark-clothing. Every person of every race should wear either light clothing or reflective clothing to avoid being hit, serious.
No, I'm pretty sure it IS racist. You know, because he pointed out that people of different races have several different characteristics. We all know that everyone is equal and just the same as everyone else, to say otherwise is to go against innovation and modern society; you're a primitive backwards hillbilly for even suggesting that there might be a microscopic difference between people of different races or ethnicities, regardless of your intentions you're a klansman and "literally hitler".
+ Show Spoiler +I love how everything ever in this day and age is either racist, sexist, bigoted or otherwise offensive even when it's an objective, indisputable, neutral truth. + Show Spoiler +
No I don't, it makes me want to punch people in the face until they stop existing.
/endrant
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I like your signature.
I am hoping that is also satire.
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On January 27 2013 14:55 sam!zdat wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2013 14:33 gaymon wrote:
What does this have to do with beeing racist ? Its just a matter of fact that black things are harder to see in the dark. 0.5 seconds of uncertainty aren't that much and don't make you racist o_0. if you notice that people are different, that means you are a racist
to be fair he calls them things ^^
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LOL wasn't expecting that. Well played sir.
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There is a lot of meta, yet the potential is there for so much more.
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I actually expected it since my "favorite racist joke" is "What do you say if you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air?" "Drop the TV nigger!".
Not that I'm a racist, but I think it's a pretty funny concept since, just like you said in this blog, it can be hard to see black people in the dark.
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