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Spinach and Ideology

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sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-05 04:42:40
January 05 2013 04:37 GMT
#1
Let's consider popeye the sailor, who grows stronger with spinach.



But it is not really the spinach. It is the can. Mass production, logistics. The rationalization of nature's most fundamental process, the acquisition of calories, the original burden (remember that it is only Fallen Man who must work to feed himself). The final triumph over postlapsarity. Suck it, God! No wonder You're dead You were never alive to begin with You old fuck.

The final triumph* over nature, our old adversary. Here, Man's quest to master his physical environment meets its symbolic conclusion. To be sure some puzzles remain, but these are but playthings beside our old nemesis.

And the can! The Industry whereby we rise from stupid dirty smelly old Nature. The metal, the cleanliness!

Save us, Industry!

And America found redemption. Dominance! We win! Hooray.

Now we have a wonderful can. What shall we put in it?
Into the can we shall put something which is good for you.

What is good for you?
Nature is good for you.

What is the thing that most contains the essence of Nature?
Our studies show that spinach most contains the essence of Nature. We believe this 86 percent.

We shall become chivalrous torpedoes of freedom.

1) Escape
2) Lack
3) Uplift
4) Now you understand Hegel!
5) Repeat

* lol

**
shikata ga nai
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
January 05 2013 04:59 GMT
#2
lol are you drunk again? :D

Interesting stuff to say the least lol~
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
January 05 2013 05:01 GMT
#3
sorry just my normal insane self
shikata ga nai
darthfoley
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States8004 Posts
January 05 2013 05:06 GMT
#4
shit i guess i'm stupid
watch the wall collide with my fist, mostly over problems that i know i should fix
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
January 05 2013 05:07 GMT
#5
you are absolutely not stupid. please don't say such slanderous things about yourself.

That is what THEY want you to think
shikata ga nai
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-05 05:36:31
January 05 2013 05:36 GMT
#6
On January 05 2013 14:07 sam!zdat wrote:
you are absolutely not stupid. please don't say such slanderous things about yourself.

That is what THEY want you to think


I thought THEY wanted us to think we're smart when we're actually not.

oh, and P.S. - wtf is this
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-05 08:20:17
January 05 2013 05:39 GMT
#7
On January 05 2013 14:36 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2013 14:07 sam!zdat wrote:
you are absolutely not stupid. please don't say such slanderous things about yourself.

That is what THEY want you to think


I thought THEY wanted us to think we're smart when we're actually not.


No. THEY want you to think that THEY want you to think that you're smart when you're actually not, but actually THEY want you to think that you're not when you actually are.


oh, and P.S. - wtf is this


This is actually a fairly clever point about popeye the sailor and American ideology, but I didn't feel like trying to explain all academic-like so I wrote a poem instead in order to try to provoke people into thinking about something.
shikata ga nai
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
January 05 2013 05:42 GMT
#8
I read a study earlier that said spinach only contains 13% essence of nature. That's a much more believable figure in my opinion. However the truth is, we don't know how much essence of nature is in spinach. it's really hard to isolate. It keeps squirming into experimental error, contaminating placebos and such. But if we can manage to study it or isolate it properly, I think essence of nature will revolutionize modern medicine.
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-05 06:25:56
January 05 2013 05:45 GMT
#9
Yes, that's right! All our beliefs are but sheets in the wind, there is no truth. Amen. Let us consume.

edit:
shikata ga nai
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-05 07:42:58
January 05 2013 07:42 GMT
#10
This was either an enormous mindfuck, or I think I just punked by symbolism in a children's show.
EDIT: OHHH This is where Hegellian dialectic comes from isn't it .
User was warned for too many mimes.
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
January 05 2013 07:49 GMT
#11
Yes, the Hegelian dialectic comes from spinach.
shikata ga nai
phantomfive
Profile Joined April 2010
Korea (South)404 Posts
January 05 2013 08:06 GMT
#12
They just wanted kids to eat spinach because it's good for you. They didn't put it in a can for symbolism, they did it because they didn't have nice refrigerated transportation from Argentina to bring farm-crisp spinach to your table in January. You had canned spinach because that's what would last through winter. No one ate that stuff because of the taste.

You might as well write a post about the colonial tyranny of Spam.
To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own - Lincoln
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-05 08:11:03
January 05 2013 08:10 GMT
#13
On January 05 2013 17:06 phantomfive wrote:
They just wanted kids to eat spinach because it's good for you. They didn't put it in a can for symbolism, they did it because they didn't have nice refrigerated transportation from Argentina to bring farm-crisp spinach to your table in January. You had canned spinach because that's what would last through winter. No one ate that stuff because of the taste.


Yes, we're both right!


You might as well write a post about the colonial tyranny of Spam.


Sounds good, have it to me by wednesday.
shikata ga nai
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
January 05 2013 08:16 GMT
#14
i think your posts are wonderful
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
January 05 2013 08:18 GMT
#15
Thanks so much I appreciate the compliment
shikata ga nai
Mstring
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia510 Posts
January 05 2013 09:18 GMT
#16
I'm too busy for clunky old cans. I'll take my essence of nature super concentrated and compacted thanks.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 05 2013 10:07 GMT
#17
On January 05 2013 14:39 sam!zdat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2013 14:36 ninazerg wrote:
On January 05 2013 14:07 sam!zdat wrote:
you are absolutely not stupid. please don't say such slanderous things about yourself.

That is what THEY want you to think


I thought THEY wanted us to think we're smart when we're actually not.


No. THEY want you to think that THEY want you to think that you're smart when you're actually not, but actually THEY want you to think that you're not when you actually are.



Who are they, by the way?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-05 10:10:22
January 05 2013 10:09 GMT
#18
i don't really know what i just read, but i was very amused by it
TranslatorBaa!
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
January 05 2013 11:25 GMT
#19
I'm not entirelly convinced, but at least that was an amusing read^^
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
January 05 2013 18:04 GMT
#20
On January 05 2013 19:07 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 05 2013 14:39 sam!zdat wrote:
On January 05 2013 14:36 ninazerg wrote:
On January 05 2013 14:07 sam!zdat wrote:
you are absolutely not stupid. please don't say such slanderous things about yourself.

That is what THEY want you to think


I thought THEY wanted us to think we're smart when we're actually not.


No. THEY want you to think that THEY want you to think that you're smart when you're actually not, but actually THEY want you to think that you're not when you actually are.



Who are they, by the way?


It's not important who THEY are, it's just important to know what THEY want from you. "Che voui?"
shikata ga nai
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