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DragonflySC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States146 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-20 21:40:37
November 20 2012 21:07 GMT
#1
ive had one hell of a morning LOL

EDIT: By the way im 19 turning 20 in January

Some guy pulls up to my house in a creepy ass white van unmarked and looked creepy as hell. No one answered the door so I saw him go back to the van. He then pulled out some weird key thing and sprinted towards my door and started furiously jiggling the knob. I thought he was going to break in so I set my alarm, ran out the back door, thus
setting the alarm off, and bolted jumping over my fence into my neighbor's yard. At this point, I heard his van peel out and my neighbor came out saying that was a "flower guy" coming to drop off flowers for my family that she ordered. WTF. I go around to my front door and see a flower notification on my door knob, hence the jiggling of the knob.

A few minutes later a cop comes and asks what went on. I was flustered as fuark so I barely even answered his questions, not to mention I had a yodel in my hand.

Then I went to class.


****
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meteorskunk
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada546 Posts
November 20 2012 21:09 GMT
#2
hilarious. five stars lmao
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Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
November 20 2012 21:20 GMT
#3
Yeah that's actually five stars - thank you for the laugh. The guy with the random kid mowing his lawn (repeatedly) is one of the best blogs i've read and this reminded me of it. Refrain from 'FML' in the future though, it strikes me as a bit yolo.
virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3599 Posts
November 20 2012 21:28 GMT
#4
okay, this one was actually funny.
first we make expand, then we defense it.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46134 Posts
November 20 2012 21:30 GMT
#5
not to mention I had a yodel in my hand.


I can't stop laughing.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
DragonflySC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States146 Posts
November 20 2012 21:38 GMT
#6
thanks guys lol glad you got a kick out of my crazy day xD
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solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
November 20 2012 21:51 GMT
#7
Haha hilarious 5/5
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
nooboon
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
2602 Posts
November 20 2012 22:43 GMT
#8
Made my class a lot more bearable. Thanks for the story.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
November 20 2012 23:21 GMT
#9
LOL. why was your neighbor ordering flowers for you?
:)
DragonflySC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States146 Posts
November 20 2012 23:46 GMT
#10
On November 21 2012 08:21 synapse wrote:
LOL. why was your neighbor ordering flowers for you?


They were for my mom I think lol I commute to college til next year.
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-21 02:14:41
November 21 2012 02:13 GMT
#11
Hilarious.

Though...what is a yodel? A long horn? I didn't know there was a physical object called a yodel, always thought you just yodeled with just your hands/mouth.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
DragonflySC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States146 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-21 02:36:41
November 21 2012 02:35 GMT
#12
On November 21 2012 11:13 Aerisky wrote:
Hilarious.

Though...what is a yodel? A long horn? I didn't know there was a physical object called a yodel, always thought you just yodeled with just your hands/mouth.


It's a sort of packaged baked good. I forget who it's made by maybe Hostess or something. It's similar to say a packaged brownie or something.

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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
November 21 2012 03:41 GMT
#13
Ohh okay.

LOL that's hilarious too. I was imagining a giant horn for no apparent reason (which is really funny) but so is holding a package of Yodels in your hand.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
November 21 2012 04:43 GMT
#14
hostess going out of business. gotta eat dem yodels while you can man.
DragonflySC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States146 Posts
November 21 2012 05:21 GMT
#15
On November 21 2012 13:43 Gene wrote:
hostess going out of business. gotta eat dem yodels while you can man.


Preach brotha.
Learn from your losses, parade your wins
DragonflySC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States146 Posts
November 21 2012 05:21 GMT
#16
On November 21 2012 12:41 Aerisky wrote:
Ohh okay.

LOL that's hilarious too. I was imagining a giant horn for no apparent reason (which is really funny) but so is holding a package of Yodels in your hand.


LOL yea xD
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