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Porcelain Gods got their sacrifice.

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NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
November 15 2012 19:15 GMT
#1
Did my first strength and conditioning class in nearly 6months this morning, holy shit my ass has gotten out of shape, ended up making a sacrifice of last night's dinner to the porcelain gods but came back and finished strong, before getting smashed by the morning jiujitsu class afterwards. Best way to start a morning off ^ ^

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Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-15 21:16:47
November 15 2012 19:20 GMT
#2
I'm sorry, what? Do I really want to know about your ass?

So one of your dinner plates broke before you were finished eating, then the next morning you get exhausted due to jiujitsu. Am I comprehending this right? I just don't see how it's so important that it deserves a blog post... seems like this should be on Twitter instead.

EDIT: Oh... toilets are made of porcelain. Don't know how I forgot that.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
November 15 2012 19:24 GMT
#3
Man. I didn't want to know that. Nobody wants to know that.
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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18856 Posts
November 15 2012 19:40 GMT
#4
Every 6 months or so, I'll find myself overcome by nausea during training. I just calmly walk to the bathroom, throw up (it's always painless), and then continue on with my day. Ain't nobody got time for that.
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DomiNater
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States527 Posts
November 15 2012 19:43 GMT
#5
He didn't shit in the toilet, he threw up his dinner. Apparently you guys have never heard that expression before "Porcelain God"....
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45467 Posts
November 15 2012 19:56 GMT
#6
On November 16 2012 04:43 DomiNater wrote:
He didn't shit in the toilet, he threw up his dinner. Apparently you guys have never heard that expression before "Porcelain God"....


Pretty sure that just means "Toilet".

The OP is rather ambiguous as to which end gave up the sacrifice.
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
November 15 2012 20:55 GMT
#7
I used to do this about once a year.

And who has diarrhea after an intense work out?
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NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-15 22:30:02
November 15 2012 22:25 GMT
#8
yes it refers to vomiting from over exertion, never heard of it referred to about taking a shit. The image I always get when which someone refers to porcelain gods is someone on their knees in a pray position vomiting, generally after drinking too much.
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
November 16 2012 01:00 GMT
#9
Grats? I guess....
:)
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-16 01:58:47
November 16 2012 01:58 GMT
#10
so would you describe your sacrifice as chunky or pasty? or perhaps just mainly liquid?
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
November 16 2012 02:12 GMT
#11
what the heck
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Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
November 16 2012 02:20 GMT
#12
? in what context would you guys think hes talking about shitting....
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ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
November 16 2012 05:40 GMT
#13
On November 16 2012 11:20 Rice wrote:
? in what context would you guys think hes talking about shitting....


Haha yea. Although, that's a pretty horrific thought - rolling around doing Jiujitsu with a guy that needs to diarrhea.
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TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28100 Posts
November 16 2012 05:49 GMT
#14
Hmm, weird blog, but entertaining at least.
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Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10366 Posts
November 16 2012 05:59 GMT
#15
The OP and first response in this thread are awesome xD
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
November 16 2012 05:59 GMT
#16
Yeah I'm pretty sure he threw up, his dinner lol, wouldn't make sense to get explosive diarrhea after a heavy workout.
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UmbraaeternuS
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile476 Posts
November 16 2012 06:02 GMT
#17
On November 16 2012 14:59 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
The OP and first response in this thread are awesome xD


That pretty much sums up my thoughts, too.
I lol'ed after reading the OP xD
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Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10366 Posts
November 16 2012 06:25 GMT
#18
On November 16 2012 15:02 UmbraaeternuS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 16 2012 14:59 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
The OP and first response in this thread are awesome xD


That pretty much sums up my thoughts, too.
I lol'ed after reading the OP xD


haha i love how we are like, analyzing the OP. literature ftw
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MasterCynical
Profile Joined September 2012
505 Posts
November 16 2012 07:02 GMT
#19
Well, you said "last nights dinner" and "this morning", which could be interpreted as shit as that's how long it would take for it to go through your digestive tracks.
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
November 16 2012 19:50 GMT
#20
On November 16 2012 10:58 B.I.G. wrote:
so would you describe your sacrifice as chunky or pasty? or perhaps just mainly liquid?

clear and watery with blobs of green slime almost like a tissue after blowing a really running nose
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
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