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Glossary
voluptuous : Having strong sexual appeal
Ok. I bought diablo 3 yesterday. I received the original starcraft II exactly a year ago. ( 8th nov my b-day ). I recall opening starcraft II and.. well maybe the packaging is different in other countries but I don't think so. So I open SC II and read 'War is coming.. In all it's glory' ... & then on the next page depicting Kerrigan 'and all it's horror'. And for the first time the true horror of kerrigan was conveyed to me. Now I've never found infested kerrigan attractive.. I didn't even find Terran kerrigan attractive. Sure.. she had these lovely desirable purple lips in the SC II cutscene with the engagement with zeratul.. but for the most part it she never distracted me from the task at hand.
In Diablo III's packaging.. it's 'And at the end of days..' Open the next page.. 'Justice will fall'..
now before you even get there, and first of all "justice" is lame.. you see a lovely voluptuous cleavage of a girl.. and yore like "Heeey.. what's this???".. before you even hit the punchline..
Anyway.. don't have time to over-articulate and over-analyse.. converse soon my friends
  
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I find your brief and terse syntax fairly interesting and your decision to put the glossary first ever perplexing. I am, however, left unfulfilled.
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wtf does this have to do with diablo III?
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This is what blogs are about guys.
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I...uh what
Poll: jameswatts, 7th grader or English as second language? 7th Grade (45) 75% ESL (15) 25% 60 total votes Your vote: jameswatts, 7th grader or English as second language? (Vote): 7th Grade
(Vote): ESL
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On November 09 2012 15:24 sob3k wrote:I...uh what Poll: jameswatts, 7th grader or English as second language? 7th Grade (45) 75% ESL (15) 25% 60 total votes Your vote: jameswatts, 7th grader or English as second language? (Vote): 7th Grade
(Vote): ESL
Most excellent use of the poll I've seen to date
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What?
Ok, so to start things off, I recieved the original StarCraft II exactly one year ago. On the outside of the box there is a foldout slide which shows some of the features of the game. I open the slide, and am greeted with the words "War is coming...in all its glory...."
I then flip to the next panel, and read the words "and all its horror," overlaid on a picture of infested Kerrigan. Now I've never found infested Kerrigan attractive. It is true that I found her lips desirable in the cutscene where she duels Zeratul, but for the most part I was never distracted by her sexually when I played StarCraft II's campaign.
Now, here's what really confuses me. For reference, I bought Diablo III yesterday.
I open D3's foldout slide, and read "And at the end of days..." On the next panel: "...justice will fall..."
And then I flip to the third panel, and am hit full on in the face with the voluptuous, smooth-skinned cleavage of a girl...
And I didn't even read the punchline.
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i hate reading things like this when im high takes awhile to figure out if its me to them
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I'm obviously joking and in my haste didn't have time to think of a better word than page. Panel.. thank you!!
The point is gaming is about power. Sex is power. In the sense, after 'release' you experience a momentary surge of passive annihilation of the self. After inducing natural heroin you arise anew and embrace your former reality. Starcraft II is a demonstration of your individual power within the framework of nature. The computer. You're kind of literally projecting your will via the interface. Directing electrons only to coherently defeat your opponent by.. comparisons and deduction. Desire is something which causes most disposition, and makes one 'become something' in order to satisfy that desire.. I don't really know what I'm trying to convey.. until now I'd given thought to my former posts. THIS done on impulse was a relative mistake..
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I should have added a "high as fucking kite" option
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On November 09 2012 16:06 jameswatts wrote:You're kind of literally projecting
Yes, this sounds right. But what?
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On November 09 2012 16:07 sob3k wrote:
I should have added a "high as fucking kite" option
aaah.. atleast we could excuse my idiocy lending credit to intoxication!
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@farvacola
Your will. Your deliberation. But you're limited to the Starcraft II environment and only your intellectual cunning can adapt. Why do you think Pro players get so angry while losing? It's frustrating. You can't batter your computer or attack your opponent in person.. whatever
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your name makes so much sense
James wat
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Stop trying to over-articulate your sentences. You just sound inarticulate. Try using one 'word of the day' in each paragraph instead of failing to wrap your sentences around needlessly rich vocabulary. If you had a more developed artistry in crafting sentences you would sound pretentious. As it stands you just sound like a 7th grade student as described in that succinct poll.
Homework:
Strunk, William, Jr. 1918. The Elements of Style
King, Stephen. On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft. New York City: Scibner, 2000
The latter will be more enjoyable but the former is a richer source of information.
Mandatory Princess Bride reference
+ Show Spoiler +
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On November 09 2012 16:58 Probe1 wrote:
Stop trying to over-articulate your sentences. You just sound inarticulate. Try using one 'word of the day' in each paragraph instead of failing to wrap your sentences around needlessly rich vocabulary. If you had a more developed artistry in crafting sentences you would sound pretentious. As it stands you just sound like a 7th grade student as described in that succinct poll.
Absolutely this. There's not much that annoys me more than people trying to make themselves sound intelligent through their vocabulary and word choice, when in reality it's just a bunch of convoluted bullshit.
"I'm obviously joking and in my haste didn't have time to think of a better word than page. Panel.. thank you!!
The point is gaming is about power. Sex is power. In the sense, after 'release' you experience a momentary surge of passive annihilation of the self. After inducing natural heroin you arise anew and embrace your former reality. Starcraft II is a demonstration of your individual power within the framework of nature. The computer. You're kind of literally projecting your will via the interface. Directing electrons only to coherently defeat your opponent by.. comparisons and deduction. Desire is something which causes most disposition, and makes one 'become something' in order to satisfy that desire.. I don't really know what I'm trying to convey.. until now I'd given thought to my former posts. THIS done on impulse was a relative mistake.."
That was one of the most nonsensical pieces of writing I have ever read...especially considering it was made to explain the point of the original post and instead branches off into something else entirely. Instead of trying to sound thought provoking or whatever you were aiming for, just try to focus on getting a single idea across clearly.
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OOH NO.. It's over! I've lost my audience! Spare me the defeat. But of course this is only because my post, inadvertently released the sexual repression, so consciously banished from our minds.. which tends to surface bringing out grudge and hatred unprecedented. I recall the old days of youth, unable to focus, distracted from war by the Dungeon Keeper II mistress and Lara Croft. So beyond the grasp, unreachable in my state of feeble mortality. Trying to convince my self that the deed at hand shall avail itself.. and eventuate into result of desired purpose... OK OK YOU WIN!! It was stupid to write this, I'm so sorry.. I'm a terrible SC II player.. but if only I'd concentrated on starcraft one back in the day instead of dedicating time to the ego of the Diablo II character. Something that later in time it would lose the credibility engendered... hardly relevent beyond high school. BUT your starcraft skills, will follow you forever
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5/5 for mentioning dungeon keeper II and because I can't stop laughing : D
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I'm going to choose to believe this is a great troll, as it will help me maintain a good attitude about humanity.
well done mate
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