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Anacletus
United States733 Posts
On June 24 2012 00:56 Cramsy wrote: There was two girls waiting at the bar for some drinks. I'm talking pretty attractive and kind of approachable looking girls (you know the ones) Anyway, fucking drunkest guy I've ever seen decides it's time to try his luck. Having very clearly lost whoever he was with at the start of the night so it's clear the level of fucks given is at an all time low. Now, these girls were on the corner of the bar and there's an empty spot on their left (the other side of the corner). Drunky Mc Drunkson saunters up looking pretty chilled for someone who was struggling to walk 5 meters ago. Dude leans up on the bar, slurs out a "heyy gurlsss" with one arm on the bar. Slips off, no attempt to stop from him or anyone else. Face straight into the ground. Girls walk away. Absolutely fantastic. Dude, you should have helped him up and asked what his name is and such so you make it clear you aren't his friend but rather a good person. That'll get those bitches thinkin' "wow, that guy is really kind, I sort of want his dick". Then you introduce yourself to them and WHAM next thing you know you got a 3 way (with the two girls, not the dude). | ||
Mellowman
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Anacletus
United States733 Posts
On June 24 2012 07:06 Mellowman wrote: Why 5/5 This story isnt funny. Well, I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it. You are free to rate it however you would like. | ||
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