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Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-02 02:52:38
June 23 2012 06:30 GMT
#1
welp

*****
http://talk-to-stimey-please.1324083.n2.nabble.com/
SometimesIworkout
Profile Joined June 2012
Cambodia75 Posts
June 23 2012 07:32 GMT
#2
my cousin convinced this girl from his school to go to the clubbing with him, and he interpreted it as her agreeing to being the centerpiece of some free-for-all orgy, even though she was a relative shut-in. We got a table and he ordered this thing where you mix whiskey with green tea, spending the least amout of money possible. She spluttered up the first drink because it was shitty whiskey, but it was apparently amateur hour so he kept trying to force them on her. After a while we hit the dancefloor and I was dancing with my girlfriend, and I noticed he pulled her up on the stage and was dancing 'no-touching' style, which she enjoyed. Then, with no transition at all, he started grinding with her very hardcore, and she looked very harassed, and when he bent over to kiss her she pushed him off the stage and he broke his elbow.

"my upper chest is weak" "you have no upper chest"
Cramsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia1100 Posts
June 23 2012 15:56 GMT
#3
There was two girls waiting at the bar for some drinks. I'm talking pretty attractive and kind of approachable looking girls (you know the ones) Anyway, fucking drunkest guy I've ever seen decides it's time to try his luck. Having very clearly lost whoever he was with at the start of the night so it's clear the level of fucks given is at an all time low. Now, these girls were on the corner of the bar and there's an empty spot on their left (the other side of the corner). Drunky Mc Drunkson saunters up looking pretty chilled for someone who was struggling to walk 5 meters ago. Dude leans up on the bar, slurs out a "heyy gurlsss" with one arm on the bar. Slips off, no attempt to stop from him or anyone else. Face straight into the ground. Girls walk away. Absolutely fantastic.
"give me 20 minutes and I'll make them quiet" - MVP
Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
June 23 2012 21:07 GMT
#4
On June 24 2012 00:56 Cramsy wrote:
There was two girls waiting at the bar for some drinks. I'm talking pretty attractive and kind of approachable looking girls (you know the ones) Anyway, fucking drunkest guy I've ever seen decides it's time to try his luck. Having very clearly lost whoever he was with at the start of the night so it's clear the level of fucks given is at an all time low. Now, these girls were on the corner of the bar and there's an empty spot on their left (the other side of the corner). Drunky Mc Drunkson saunters up looking pretty chilled for someone who was struggling to walk 5 meters ago. Dude leans up on the bar, slurs out a "heyy gurlsss" with one arm on the bar. Slips off, no attempt to stop from him or anyone else. Face straight into the ground. Girls walk away. Absolutely fantastic.


Dude, you should have helped him up and asked what his name is and such so you make it clear you aren't his friend but rather a good person. That'll get those bitches thinkin' "wow, that guy is really kind, I sort of want his dick". Then you introduce yourself to them and WHAM next thing you know you got a 3 way (with the two girls, not the dude).
http://talk-to-stimey-please.1324083.n2.nabble.com/
Mellowman
Profile Joined May 2012
30 Posts
June 23 2012 22:06 GMT
#5
Why 5/5
This story isnt funny.
Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
June 23 2012 22:13 GMT
#6
On June 24 2012 07:06 Mellowman wrote:
Why 5/5
This story isnt funny.


Well, I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it. You are free to rate it however you would like.
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