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I've realised.
You thought you could all fool me for so long, and it's disgusting; but finally I know the truth:
At first I wondered: how come everytime I 1rax FE, and skip a bunker, I get allin'd?
How come every time I threw down 2 tech labs, my opponent would VR rush?
The one time I decide not to scout for proxies, there are 2 gates in my base?
The plot thickened.
"perhaps this cheese thing is just more robust than I'm giving it credit for!" I thought.
-game starting in 3, 2, 1-
Game 1;
"Okay, I'll throw down a Proxy barracks"
5 seconds pass. An overlord flies over it.
2 minutes pass. I throw down a reactor.
2 minutes 20 seconds pass. Banelings roll up my ramp.
gg
Game 2;
Random... on Tal'darim Altar... as usual. Only do I ever roll random on ladder on Tal'darim. Random players must get bored of only playing on Tal'darim!? or maybe it's just against me...
I send out an early scout - who knows what could be coming my way!
Position 1: empty
Position 2: empty
Position 3: ...scout denied by a stalker
As my bunker finished at my natural, a zealot and stalker coming running past... and 4 stalkers are warped in by my CC...
gg
Game 3;
TvZ on Tal'darim altar.
I decide to go for a marine BFH hellion timing. My opponent doesn't scout. No overlords come near my base. I poke his with 2 hellions, so he has no idea what's coming! A host of spines, and no third - looks familiar: 2hatch muta. I move forward for my push.
"The spines are covering the ramp, I'll run round the side to catch him on the blindside!"
As I edge forward onto the creep, his spines have all moved to face me; baffled, I barely hear "unsere Basis wird angegriffen!" (Our base is under attack)...
40 Roaches.
In my main.
having walked straight down his natural ramp.
After I scanned it.
And walked past it.
After he scouted no BF.
And no hellions
Have you ever noticed that every time you forget a turret at one of your bases, 1345876193875 infested terrans get spewed all over the place, but the infestors conveniently never go into turret range?
Have you ever experienced, that one time you go for a fast ghost push, your opponent goes 1base collosus (not kidding, this has happened [in Masters League {yes, 1base collosus}])?
Or that when you scout ultra cavern, and have built 1359713957 marauders, and scanned their army, they arrive with pure BL corrupter?
Or scouted no gas FE, and suddenly there are 3 cloaked banshees in your base?
Or the one time (ONE time) you look way from your army for a second, the banelings come rolling in?
Or the moment you unsiege your tanks, his marauders stim forward from the shadows?
Or when you finally win a game, your internet drops?
No; you probably haven't, because your life isn't the Truman show.
It's like stream sniping, but with life, and it makes me sad that you guys have to ruin my ladder experience. Can't you just leave me presents instead?
Yours angrily,
CluEleSs
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Do you have an NA account? I'll naniwa you if we ever get matched. ^^
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LOL I ALWAYS get randoms on Tal'Darim, I think Blizzard is trolling us with that. As for the "one time I didn't scout I got all inned" yeah I learned that the hard way, now I always scout.
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On February 14 2012 11:04 CluEleSs_UK wrote:
Have you ever experienced, that one time you go for a fast ghost push, your opponent goes 1base collosus (not kidding, this has happened [in Masters League {yes, 1base collosus}])?
Yours angrily,
CluEleSs
Lol, you must have played me! I was one base collosusing terrans all day for like a week or 2.
+ Show Spoiler +before i realized its unstable play, but fun nonetheless + Show Spoiler +rage + confusion is the best
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On February 14 2012 11:08 EatThePath wrote:
Do you have an NA account? I'll naniwa you if we ever get matched. ^^
You'll do it! THE ONE TIME HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY WORKERS!!!! :O!!!!
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On February 14 2012 11:30 Angel_ wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2012 11:08 EatThePath wrote:
Do you have an NA account? I'll naniwa you if we ever get matched. ^^ You'll do it! THE ONE TIME HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY WORKERS!!!! :O!!!!
Double CC on 6 supply is definitely the new go-to build for TvP.
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On February 14 2012 11:30 Angel_ wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2012 11:08 EatThePath wrote:
Do you have an NA account? I'll naniwa you if we ever get matched. ^^ You'll do it! THE ONE TIME HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY WORKERS!!!! :O!!!!
>:D!!!!!!!!!
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On February 14 2012 11:36 Mobius_1 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2012 11:30 Angel_ wrote:On February 14 2012 11:08 EatThePath wrote:
Do you have an NA account? I'll naniwa you if we ever get matched. ^^ You'll do it! THE ONE TIME HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY WORKERS!!!! :O!!!! Double CC on 6 supply is definitely the new go-to build for TvP.
Hold on there, eager McBeaver. Who do you think you are?  Flash? One does not simply double expand on 6 supply
Triple expanding is the way to go.
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I just wanna say that I really enjoyed umm..your intimate moments with that girl the other night. Great moves!
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On February 14 2012 11:22 ReketSomething wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2012 11:04 CluEleSs_UK wrote:
Have you ever experienced, that one time you go for a fast ghost push, your opponent goes 1base collosus (not kidding, this has happened [in Masters League {yes, 1base collosus}])?
Yours angrily,
CluEleSs Lol, you must have played me! I was one base collosusing terrans all day for like a week or 2. + Show Spoiler +before i realized its unstable play, but fun nonetheless + Show Spoiler +rage + confusion is the best
One base colossus all ins work a surprising amount at high levels just because of the fact that you never see them anymore. Just around a month ago I saw drewbie lose to one on stream just because he had no clue what toss was doing the whole time and ended up doing a "drewbie is confused" build after his 1 rax cc.
Also, triple expand on 6 is op, they should totally nerf that build.
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On February 14 2012 11:11 AegonC wrote:
LOL I ALWAYS get randoms on Tal'Darim, I think Blizzard is trolling us with that. As for the "one time I didn't scout I got all inned" yeah I learned that the hard way, now I always scout.
haha yeah I only ever play random on TA -_- Also, everytime I scout on 13 I get proxied. 100% of the time. I know because I always did 9 scout since back in silver when cheese was so dominant. A few weeks ago, I decided to start doing 13 scout because I hadn't run into proxies in probably over a year. 5 games of 13 scout. 5 proxies. Also I scout them last everytime wtf?! I still get 6 pooled a lot, but never proxied until then. After that, I went back to 9 scout and haven't gotten proxied since. how do they know!?
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