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WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
December 09 2011 10:08 GMT
#1
My name is Whiskyneat. You don't know me, in fact, no one knows me. But one day you hopefully will. This isn't another "BrOnZe 2 MaStEr" Blog. This also isn't another "I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST A PROGAMER" Blog either. This is me, wanting to have fun playing SC2 and hopefully get to know some people and have fun with them along the way.

The first thing you should know is I am not good at this game. I am in silver. I forget pylons and accidentally rally immortals into my opponents base. I lose to 8 pools and I can't cannon rush. These things aside, I am getting better. I have only been playing for around a month, and I've gone from screaming at my screen when 5 roaches show up at the 11 minute mark and all I have is 90 probes on one base because I didn't know how to build a gateway to being able to execute nice openings and follow them up, albeit sloppily.

I got into SC2 after stumbling upon day[9]'s and Husky's channels on Youtube. I loved how intricate and complex the game could be, and just how much of a community was behind it. I dabbled in Broodwar and WC3, but only in a very minor way. I have played a lot of competitive TF2 (disgusting, I know) and LoL. I love gaming, and have done it all my life, but have only recently gotten into SC2.

If you're Australian like I am, you would have understood the title of this post, but if not I'll elaborate. An Australian drink driving TV ad was famous for saying "If you drink and drive you're a bloody idiot". As brilliant as this ad was in appealing to the Australian culture of swearing, alcohol and insulting each other, I feel it made a good point. That being said however, and me being Australian, I love to drink. Not to say I drink and drive, mostly because I don't drive at all, but drinking is a large part of where I come from and my culture. This has lead me onto an interesting conclusion. Playing SC2 becomes harder in direct proportion to how drunk you are. It's not like darts of pool where you go downhill to a certain point, then suddenly skyrocket in new found drunken confidence and skill. When you drink and craft, at first it's not so bad. Your micro gets sloppy and you forget to macro here and there but nothing major.

Then you hit a wall.

I remember once trying to split my probes, and by the time I had gotten all 5 onto mineral patches it seemed like my opponent had already 6 pooled me, killed the probes and was waiting for me to leave the game. That day I swore never to drink and craft again! Well, get drunk and craft again. I still enjoy a beer or two, a pink moscarto or even a fine scotch while I am playing.

I intend to create a stream within the next couple of weeks, which would involve me playing SC2, discussing current events, and just trying to entertain the good people of the Team Liquid community.

While I don't expect to really get any fans from this, if you'd enjoy watching a stream of me playing and talking shit while getting progressively drunker from start to finish leave me a rating or a comment and if I get enough positive feedback I'll look into getting a stream up and running as fast as possible!

Thank you very much for reading this, whoever you are!

-Whiskyneat.

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Ezkaton
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Japan416 Posts
December 09 2011 10:21 GMT
#2
haha I read the title and thought 'A fellow Australian' XD

Having seen the effects first had of drinking and craft(ing) I think your stream is a great idea.
One of my favorite drinking and crafting moments was when I was trying to show some mates the game, but I was so wasted I had to play with one eye closed so I wasn't seeing 2 computer screens. Needless to say I lost a bunch and they still don't understand why I love this game so much
gl in your adventures !
Pondo
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia283 Posts
December 09 2011 10:24 GMT
#3
My drunken starcraft experience involved me (diam) cannon rushing, six pooling and proxy marines on my m8s silver account. I'm not ashamed to say I had more fun doing that than at the actual party where we got drunk =D
FuRong
Profile Joined April 2010
New Zealand3089 Posts
December 09 2011 10:39 GMT
#4
I didn't know you guys had the same ad in Australia too.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Netsky
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia1155 Posts
December 09 2011 11:01 GMT
#5
On December 09 2011 19:39 FuRong wrote:
I didn't know you guys had the same ad in Australia too.


When I was in New Zealand a few years ago I saw an add that said "Don't drink and fry" instead of "Don't drink and drink". Apparently people hurting themselves cooking while drunk is a big issue over there? Or are they leaving the gas on and burning the house down maybe? :o
WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
December 09 2011 11:06 GMT
#6
Thanks for the replies guys!

I had no idea they had that ad in New Zealand. I feel you have one up on us in the field of anti-drink driving ads though, purely because of this;

Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-09 11:13:42
December 09 2011 11:12 GMT
#7
On December 09 2011 19:08 WhiskyNeat wrote:
My name is Whiskyneat. You don't know me, in fact, no one knows me.

This is not true, i shared a train ride with you from ibisq to flinders street. You were a kind and nice individual.

edit: on second thought, that guy was "neatnoice" or something, i just assumed you were him, after reading more of your blog you're not him.

Nobody knows you, carry on.
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
December 09 2011 11:15 GMT
#8
On December 09 2011 20:12 Ftrunkz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2011 19:08 WhiskyNeat wrote:
My name is Whiskyneat. You don't know me, in fact, no one knows me.

This is not true, i shared a train ride with you from ibisq to flinders street. You were a kind and nice individual.

edit: on second thought, that guy was "neatnoice" or something, i just assumed you were him, after reading more of your blog you're not him.

Nobody knows you, carry on.


While I am from the same area, that was in fact not me! Although good to know there are people in this community from the Melbourne area.
Felo
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Germany392 Posts
December 09 2011 11:22 GMT
#9
When I read the title I thought about building up muscles and drinking at the same time :<

Sounds like a fun idea - have fun, stay healthy!
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Asrathiel
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Australia377 Posts
December 09 2011 11:27 GMT
#10
I played Amnesia drunk, that was an interesting experience... wouldn't be game to try laddering like that!

Anyway, huzzah for fellow Australians! Cheers
for science... you monster
MilAgro
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Germany102 Posts
December 09 2011 11:28 GMT
#11
a silver getting drunk and playing like bronze...ill tune in and try out
http://www.youtube.com/user/Sc2MilAgro
Black[CAT]
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Malaysia2589 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-09 11:35:53
December 09 2011 11:35 GMT
#12
This isn't another "BrOnZe 2 MaStEr" Blog.


So you're bronze?
You mean ESPORTS isnt a synonym for SC2? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -Proud owner of a Filco Majestouch 2 with Cherry Blue Switches- BW or SC2? Why not both?
WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
December 09 2011 11:38 GMT
#13
On December 09 2011 20:35 Black[CAT] wrote:
Show nested quote +
This isn't another "BrOnZe 2 MaStEr" Blog.


So you're bronze?


No, I am silver! I mean, I hopefully one day will be in master league, but that's not why I play and why I intend to share what I do with the community. I play for fun, and to have fun with others, not purely to get better. If that happens as a side effect though, I will not complain.
Deleted User 61629
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1664 Posts
December 09 2011 11:46 GMT
#14
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BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
December 09 2011 11:53 GMT
#15
On December 09 2011 19:21 Ezkaton wrote:
haha I read the title and thought 'A fellow Australian' XD


Same!
BabyToss!
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Czech Republic588 Posts
December 09 2011 11:54 GMT
#16
On December 09 2011 20:46 Inori wrote:
Most awesome thing about playing sc2 while drunk is watching replays over the next day.

I'd not call that 'awesome'... Makes for some facepalming time though ^.^
2v2's are actually funny when drunk.... doing weird stuff & having laughs about it with your teammate on skype...
Nowadays a Filthy Casual | Follow your dreams |
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
December 09 2011 12:55 GMT
#17
Thats a great ad, wish we had some of those on our commercial breaks and billboards. Drunk driving should be taken a lot more seriously. Hope your stream goes well.
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
heha
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia425 Posts
December 09 2011 13:07 GMT
#18
OH GOD, that kiwi ad is hilarious HAHAHHA, "I was just internalising a complex situation bro", ahhhh, I'll be 70 and a New Zealander trying will still be able to make me laugh just with their accent XD
Random for life! phoneheha
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
December 09 2011 14:42 GMT
#19
I know of you whiskyneat. I've been watching you for some time now.....
JesusOurSaviour
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Arab Emirates1141 Posts
December 09 2011 15:03 GMT
#20
nice read, got straight into your story once I saw you were aussie
Logo
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States7542 Posts
December 09 2011 15:43 GMT
#21
Hah nice piece of advice.

My APM actually goes up when I drink (about 10-20% higher), but my chances of winning go way down.
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Mazaire
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia217 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-09 15:56:41
December 09 2011 15:45 GMT
#22
HAHA!! that Ad is amasing "Bro, Monique say's you're dumb"

(not that i am a massive cadbury or anything) but even one beer down you can start to feel the difference. played pissed once, 4 gate hit at 12 minutes

AAAWWW YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!
"No matter what event you go to there are so many koreans, like a swarm. Even if you beat three or four, there are like 10 others waiting." - Socke
DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
December 09 2011 15:48 GMT
#23
On December 09 2011 21:55 FinestHour wrote:
Thats a great ad, wish we had some of those on our commercial breaks and billboards. Drunk driving should be taken a lot more seriously. Hope your stream goes well.


More seriously in the US? Because everyone i know takes it pretty seriously, none of my friends ever let each other drive if we all know we've been drinking.

But on topic that AD was pretty fucking hilarious.

The only games i every play drunk are FPS, suddenly CoD becomes more interesting as you try to knife a guy a full second after your dead. Halo becomes a drunk driving course while i drive the hog and my friend shoots lol.

Plays against every MU with nexus first.
Treemonkeys
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2082 Posts
December 09 2011 15:48 GMT
#24
I love to drink and craft and watch the replays the next morning, it's hilarious.
http://shroomspiration.blogspot.com/
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
December 09 2011 16:01 GMT
#25
On December 10 2011 00:48 Treemonkeys wrote:
I love to drink and craft and watch the replays the next morning, it's hilarious.

Negative SIR, I once came back from a night out and decided to hit up the ladderz... The next morning I hop on to bnet to see i went 2-10 and lost 140 points lolol. I went to the first game and it was a pvp where i went nexus first lol.... Good times
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Azerbaijan
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States660 Posts
December 09 2011 16:30 GMT
#26
Not sc2 but applicable I think.


Iranon
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States983 Posts
December 09 2011 16:47 GMT
#27
On December 10 2011 01:30 Azerbaijan wrote:
Not sc2 but applicable I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muitsly5t6M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG70wf2Zqw4


EVERYONE WATCH THIS. If you hadn't, I was going to post it.
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
December 09 2011 18:28 GMT
#28
I too, as an Australian, was drawn in by the title. Knew you had to be aussie ahaha.
rUiNati0n
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1155 Posts
December 10 2011 00:09 GMT
#29
Oh man that New Zealand ad was hilarious.
eating corn while thinking about eating more corn
WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
December 10 2011 04:49 GMT
#30
On December 09 2011 23:42 Roe wrote:
I know of you whiskyneat. I've been watching you for some time now.....


Well, that's either flattering or creepy...

Thanks everyone, and especially the Australian readers!

I feel watching replays the morning after drinking can only be bad, it's better to gauge your performance off your ladder ranking rather then forcing your likely hungover self to watch painful replays to you losing players much worse than yourself. That being said I'll likely cast some replays if I get too drunk to remember them, and try and explain my thinking behind my play!

Again thanks for the support! I'm looking into setting up a stream relatively soon, but with Christmas just around the corner I doubt there will be many people around to watch, not to mention I won't have much time to stream. I'll still try and get at least one session up, with a lot more coming in mid January!
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
December 10 2011 05:23 GMT
#31
i actually drink and craft quite often. I feel bad for the teammates i end up with haha.
DropBear
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia4393 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-10 06:59:44
December 10 2011 06:59 GMT
#32
On December 09 2011 20:06 WhiskyNeat wrote:
Thanks for the replies guys!

I had no idea they had that ad in New Zealand. I feel you have one up on us in the field of anti-drink driving ads though, purely because of this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIYvD9DI1ZA

I was going to post this as soon as I saw the title, but I didn't want to look dumb in front of Monique

Also, if you are drunk play team games it's hilarious
Sucker for nostalgia
WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-11 04:38:45
December 11 2011 04:33 GMT
#33
[image loading]

Target advertising strikes again!
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
December 11 2011 10:04 GMT
#34
Speaking of
The first thing you should know is I am not good at this game. I am in silver. I forget pylons and accidentally rally immortals into my opponents base.


I once played a 2v2 where my buddy dropped and his Robo was rallied to opponent's base (via an intricate series of points) for Warp Prism play, then I started making Colos on there and they just walked all the way over there and killed all his workers. XD

But drunk gaming is hilarious, up to a point. If you stop functioning then you are obviously gonna die to any and everything, but some drink actually makes me get "in the zone".
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
December 11 2011 10:51 GMT
#35
On December 11 2011 19:04 Mobius_1 wrote:
Speaking of
Show nested quote +
The first thing you should know is I am not good at this game. I am in silver. I forget pylons and accidentally rally immortals into my opponents base.


I once played a 2v2 where my buddy dropped and his Robo was rallied to opponent's base (via an intricate series of points) for Warp Prism play, then I started making Colos on there and they just walked all the way over there and killed all his workers. XD

But drunk gaming is hilarious, up to a point. If you stop functioning then you are obviously gonna die to any and everything, but some drink actually makes me get "in the zone".


Hahaha, that is awesome! I tend to do it with immortals, and more often then not I'll look over and they'll be in the opponents mineral line killing workers. It's unintentional, but I like to think that my sub conscious is a SC2 mastermind.

Oh of course, I mean you don't want to be vomiting and not being able to see the screen your vision is so blurred, but if you can still see and think semi-straight it certainly makes the game more entertaining.
WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
December 17 2011 08:08 GMT
#36
[image loading]

Is there a better way to spend a night?
WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
April 16 2012 11:14 GMT
#37
After about 3 months of many unexpected events, I'm finally getting this going. Spending tonight setting up a stream and might even get some recorded. Keep an eye out!
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