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WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
December 09 2011 10:08 GMT
#1
My name is Whiskyneat. You don't know me, in fact, no one knows me. But one day you hopefully will. This isn't another "BrOnZe 2 MaStEr" Blog. This also isn't another "I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST A PROGAMER" Blog either. This is me, wanting to have fun playing SC2 and hopefully get to know some people and have fun with them along the way.

The first thing you should know is I am not good at this game. I am in silver. I forget pylons and accidentally rally immortals into my opponents base. I lose to 8 pools and I can't cannon rush. These things aside, I am getting better. I have only been playing for around a month, and I've gone from screaming at my screen when 5 roaches show up at the 11 minute mark and all I have is 90 probes on one base because I didn't know how to build a gateway to being able to execute nice openings and follow them up, albeit sloppily.

I got into SC2 after stumbling upon day[9]'s and Husky's channels on Youtube. I loved how intricate and complex the game could be, and just how much of a community was behind it. I dabbled in Broodwar and WC3, but only in a very minor way. I have played a lot of competitive TF2 (disgusting, I know) and LoL. I love gaming, and have done it all my life, but have only recently gotten into SC2.

If you're Australian like I am, you would have understood the title of this post, but if not I'll elaborate. An Australian drink driving TV ad was famous for saying "If you drink and drive you're a bloody idiot". As brilliant as this ad was in appealing to the Australian culture of swearing, alcohol and insulting each other, I feel it made a good point. That being said however, and me being Australian, I love to drink. Not to say I drink and drive, mostly because I don't drive at all, but drinking is a large part of where I come from and my culture. This has lead me onto an interesting conclusion. Playing SC2 becomes harder in direct proportion to how drunk you are. It's not like darts of pool where you go downhill to a certain point, then suddenly skyrocket in new found drunken confidence and skill. When you drink and craft, at first it's not so bad. Your micro gets sloppy and you forget to macro here and there but nothing major.

Then you hit a wall.

I remember once trying to split my probes, and by the time I had gotten all 5 onto mineral patches it seemed like my opponent had already 6 pooled me, killed the probes and was waiting for me to leave the game. That day I swore never to drink and craft again! Well, get drunk and craft again. I still enjoy a beer or two, a pink moscarto or even a fine scotch while I am playing.

I intend to create a stream within the next couple of weeks, which would involve me playing SC2, discussing current events, and just trying to entertain the good people of the Team Liquid community.

While I don't expect to really get any fans from this, if you'd enjoy watching a stream of me playing and talking shit while getting progressively drunker from start to finish leave me a rating or a comment and if I get enough positive feedback I'll look into getting a stream up and running as fast as possible!

Thank you very much for reading this, whoever you are!

-Whiskyneat.

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Ezkaton
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Japan416 Posts
December 09 2011 10:21 GMT
#2
haha I read the title and thought 'A fellow Australian' XD

Having seen the effects first had of drinking and craft(ing) I think your stream is a great idea.
One of my favorite drinking and crafting moments was when I was trying to show some mates the game, but I was so wasted I had to play with one eye closed so I wasn't seeing 2 computer screens. Needless to say I lost a bunch and they still don't understand why I love this game so much
gl in your adventures !
Pondo
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia283 Posts
December 09 2011 10:24 GMT
#3
My drunken starcraft experience involved me (diam) cannon rushing, six pooling and proxy marines on my m8s silver account. I'm not ashamed to say I had more fun doing that than at the actual party where we got drunk =D
FuRong
Profile Joined April 2010
New Zealand3089 Posts
December 09 2011 10:39 GMT
#4
I didn't know you guys had the same ad in Australia too.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Netsky
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia1155 Posts
December 09 2011 11:01 GMT
#5
On December 09 2011 19:39 FuRong wrote:
I didn't know you guys had the same ad in Australia too.


When I was in New Zealand a few years ago I saw an add that said "Don't drink and fry" instead of "Don't drink and drink". Apparently people hurting themselves cooking while drunk is a big issue over there? Or are they leaving the gas on and burning the house down maybe? :o
WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
December 09 2011 11:06 GMT
#6
Thanks for the replies guys!

I had no idea they had that ad in New Zealand. I feel you have one up on us in the field of anti-drink driving ads though, purely because of this;

Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-09 11:13:42
December 09 2011 11:12 GMT
#7
On December 09 2011 19:08 WhiskyNeat wrote:
My name is Whiskyneat. You don't know me, in fact, no one knows me.

This is not true, i shared a train ride with you from ibisq to flinders street. You were a kind and nice individual.

edit: on second thought, that guy was "neatnoice" or something, i just assumed you were him, after reading more of your blog you're not him.

Nobody knows you, carry on.
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
December 09 2011 11:15 GMT
#8
On December 09 2011 20:12 Ftrunkz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2011 19:08 WhiskyNeat wrote:
My name is Whiskyneat. You don't know me, in fact, no one knows me.

This is not true, i shared a train ride with you from ibisq to flinders street. You were a kind and nice individual.

edit: on second thought, that guy was "neatnoice" or something, i just assumed you were him, after reading more of your blog you're not him.

Nobody knows you, carry on.


While I am from the same area, that was in fact not me! Although good to know there are people in this community from the Melbourne area.
Felo
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Germany392 Posts
December 09 2011 11:22 GMT
#9
When I read the title I thought about building up muscles and drinking at the same time :<

Sounds like a fun idea - have fun, stay healthy!
EU GML P | Check my Stream (with commentary!) -> www.twitch.tv/xFelo
Asrathiel
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Australia377 Posts
December 09 2011 11:27 GMT
#10
I played Amnesia drunk, that was an interesting experience... wouldn't be game to try laddering like that!

Anyway, huzzah for fellow Australians! Cheers
for science... you monster
MilAgro
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Germany102 Posts
December 09 2011 11:28 GMT
#11
a silver getting drunk and playing like bronze...ill tune in and try out
http://www.youtube.com/user/Sc2MilAgro
Black[CAT]
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Malaysia2589 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-09 11:35:53
December 09 2011 11:35 GMT
#12
This isn't another "BrOnZe 2 MaStEr" Blog.


So you're bronze?
You mean ESPORTS isnt a synonym for SC2? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -Proud owner of a Filco Majestouch 2 with Cherry Blue Switches- BW or SC2? Why not both?
WhiskyNeat
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia12 Posts
December 09 2011 11:38 GMT
#13
On December 09 2011 20:35 Black[CAT] wrote:
Show nested quote +
This isn't another "BrOnZe 2 MaStEr" Blog.


So you're bronze?


No, I am silver! I mean, I hopefully one day will be in master league, but that's not why I play and why I intend to share what I do with the community. I play for fun, and to have fun with others, not purely to get better. If that happens as a side effect though, I will not complain.
Deleted User 61629
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1664 Posts
December 09 2011 11:46 GMT
#14
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BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
December 09 2011 11:53 GMT
#15
On December 09 2011 19:21 Ezkaton wrote:
haha I read the title and thought 'A fellow Australian' XD


Same!
BabyToss!
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Czech Republic588 Posts
December 09 2011 11:54 GMT
#16
On December 09 2011 20:46 Inori wrote:
Most awesome thing about playing sc2 while drunk is watching replays over the next day.

I'd not call that 'awesome'... Makes for some facepalming time though ^.^
2v2's are actually funny when drunk.... doing weird stuff & having laughs about it with your teammate on skype...
Nowadays a Filthy Casual | Follow your dreams |
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
December 09 2011 12:55 GMT
#17
Thats a great ad, wish we had some of those on our commercial breaks and billboards. Drunk driving should be taken a lot more seriously. Hope your stream goes well.
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
heha
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia425 Posts
December 09 2011 13:07 GMT
#18
OH GOD, that kiwi ad is hilarious HAHAHHA, "I was just internalising a complex situation bro", ahhhh, I'll be 70 and a New Zealander trying will still be able to make me laugh just with their accent XD
Random for life! phoneheha
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
December 09 2011 14:42 GMT
#19
I know of you whiskyneat. I've been watching you for some time now.....
JesusOurSaviour
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Arab Emirates1141 Posts
December 09 2011 15:03 GMT
#20
nice read, got straight into your story once I saw you were aussie
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