On December 07 2011 03:42 OpticalShot wrote:
Happy Birthday!

For your present, here is a shameless self-promotion of my $25M budget movie outline (that you approve of, right?).
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On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote:
Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?

Core features:
- vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!)
- corny and cliche love plot
- this is TL, movie must be eSports!

Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...

Summary:
0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls.
13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire.
13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out.
16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar.
16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood.
17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently).
19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn.
32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her.
32:05 Drama ensues.
36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama.
38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces.
47:00 Bisu slays Shine in the OSL semi-finals on his way to the finals playing with only his middle fingers. (added by sGs.Kal_rA)
50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic.
52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS
52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a bisu(dagger) in her skirt to kill Bisu.
56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget.
---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth --->
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75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so
77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and
79:00a Stork eventually loses.
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75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so
77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood.
79:00b Bisu eventually wins.
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80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement.
80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu.
81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but
81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again.
81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<)
85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.

The End.

Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.

Movie title can be something like "The only way Bisu can win an OSL." (suggestion by empty.bottle)

Disclaimer: I am straight.

Presumably approved by:
BisuDagger (yes, you, sir!)
Kiett
sGs.Kal_rA
flamewheel
Kipsate (except the part where Bisu actually wins the OSL)
empty.bottle

Wait... vampires can die to bullets?
And the OSL girl couldn't kill a vampire with a knife....
Since when has a DT ever died to the hands of a "gun" wielding foe..... maybe a tank barrel tho.

The script has serious potential, but needs to be manned up a tad..

Happy Birthday BisuDagger! I expect more Bisu fanboyism from you in the coming years.