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The Great Torrent War

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NexUmbra
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Scotland3776 Posts
November 08 2011 23:04 GMT
#1
So I awoke this morning, the day before my birthday. However it pretty much is my birthday because I got one of my two presents today—the new COD. with the other one being Skyrim— so I came home today and put on the new COD, halfway through my first game I get disconnected. I try to connect again and to no avail I get disconnected again and again and again. So I go through to my room where my dad's PS3 is located—its a long story :p—and find about 30 downloads all queue'd up. I hear the front door shut and go out to see my dad, I ask him WTF is up with so much downloading and he tells me to ask my mum.

So I walk into the house and go to see my mum, she tells me that she gave the neighbor our WPA password, my dad changed it and my mum just gave him the new one... and basically this 19 year old kid above this who spends 50% of the night boning his girlfriend as hard as possible—which isn't useful if you are trying to get to sleep— has decided to torrent half of the internet. our internet. So what was my dads plan? To just respond by downloading half of PSN using the internet... MY INTERNET!. My good friend decided to buy me C'thulu Saves the World and Breath of Death VII for my birthday. Which I am currently downloading at a dizzying 4kilobytes per second.

So I tried to play some other games like LoL, WoW, SC and in all the games my ping is killing me so I just decided to play Oblivion—to hype me for Skyrim!!— and fuck around with a load of console commands :p. So I end this blog with a question TL

What is the colour of the night?

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Life has won two GSLs and a Blizzard Cup. NOT three GSLs.
LoliKuma
Profile Joined June 2010
United States237 Posts
November 08 2011 23:08 GMT
#2
Uhhh why in the world would your mom give away your WPA password? Not only does your internet connection get sodomized, but he can also access your private networks, potentially change your router settings to lock you guys out, and it's just generally a bad practice...
The End DOES Justifiy the Means
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
November 08 2011 23:08 GMT
#3
Good god. I've had some bad torrenting moments, but this takes the cake.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Sega92
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States467 Posts
November 08 2011 23:10 GMT
#4
dammmn that really sucks also I super hyped for skyrim as well, i played all the elder scrolls from 1-4 all the way and 5 is looking great

oh and to answer the question
Sanguine, my Brother.
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
November 08 2011 23:12 GMT
#5
On November 09 2011 08:08 LoliKuma wrote:
Uhhh why in the world would your mom give away your WPA password? Not only does your internet connection get sodomized, but he can also access your private networks, potentially change your router settings to lock you guys out, and it's just generally a bad practice...


Older people so silly rofl.
green.at
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Austria1459 Posts
November 08 2011 23:14 GMT
#6
Cthulu saves the world was pretty good, worth to keep downloading at 4kb/s
Inputting special characters into chat should no longer cause the game to crash.
SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-08 23:15:53
November 08 2011 23:15 GMT
#7
this is such a 1st world problem/story. I remember when I used to download pictures of porn on 56k and they took like a minute to load each and were pretty ghetto quality.


BoT, just go over and tell the guy to only torrent at night while he sleeps or something and reduce the upload bandwidth to almost nothing.
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
NexUmbra
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Scotland3776 Posts
November 08 2011 23:19 GMT
#8
On November 09 2011 08:08 LoliKuma wrote:
Uhhh why in the world would your mom give away your WPA password?

Yeah but she thinks everyone on this world is Lawful Good! She doesn't even know how to turn on my computer ;p

Also even if I said "THE SECURITY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she would just say that he's a nice person and would never do such a thing


...even though he has only been living above us for a week -______________-
Life has won two GSLs and a Blizzard Cup. NOT three GSLs.
liam33
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada192 Posts
November 08 2011 23:23 GMT
#9
happy birthday
Advocado
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
November 08 2011 23:30 GMT
#10
At this point you go: You downloading illegal shit on our internet? That makes us criminals. GTFO MY INTERNET.
http://www.twitch.tv/advocadosc2
Sprungjeezy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States1313 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-08 23:34:58
November 08 2011 23:32 GMT
#11
Can you not explain how bandwidth works? Internet line is wide enough for 3 cars to drive through, hes clogging up the highway with 1 and a half cars, dad has another car and this only leaves me with half a car, I can't go anywhere with half a car. He needs to get his own highway and stop stealing from us, don't tell him the password to our highway.

Or just get the admin password to your router (in most cases the password is blank, password, pass, or admin or another default password) and set the password to the network yourself.

edit: Above post has a good point, it is YOUR internet being used to illegally download stuff, another valid reason to not let a neighbor use your internet.

I'm pretty confused about how you can't convince your mother to disallow his internet use.
ryndaris
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
263 Posts
November 08 2011 23:33 GMT
#12
Sanguine, my Brother.

Dammit. I can't wait for Skyrim.
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
November 08 2011 23:47 GMT
#13
Damn. I already hated sharing it with people I know and are generally responsible (speed, usage limits etc). Hope you resolve it and it doesn't become a larger long term issue. Otherwise, Happy birthday!
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
T.O.P. *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Hong Kong4685 Posts
November 08 2011 23:53 GMT
#14
Tell your mom if the neighbor downloads illegal shit, it's you who would get sued, not the neighbor.
Oracle comes in, Scvs go down, never a miscommunication.
Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-09 00:00:22
November 08 2011 23:59 GMT
#15
Ok... you can learn one lesson from this: Keep your mother the hell away from all things internet related. That woman is only going to get your internet sodomized even further at this rate. Does your mom not realize that if shit hits the fan and the cops are alerted some illegal stuff was being torrented, your house is the one that's going to come under fire?

Sorry, sharing internet connection is something that gets me really irritated. I love hogging it all though x)

You got any single player games?

EDIT: Just read your mom doesn't even know how to turn on a computer. Let's turn that into "she doesn't even know what a computer is" from now on.
A fed jungler is no longer a jungler, but a terrorist.
ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-09 00:03:56
November 09 2011 00:01 GMT
#16
Block his mac address on your router so he can't access your internet anymore even though he has your password. or simply change the wpa password...

Alternatively, you can start blocking any port on your router that he uses for his torrent programm. This will make him wonder and rage why his browser is working but can't download any torrents Might be somewhat time consuming though...
Hikari
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
1914 Posts
November 09 2011 00:03 GMT
#17
Do you have a router where you can just ban your neighbor's mac address?
Soleron
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1324 Posts
November 09 2011 00:04 GMT
#18
Show her the $1.5m filesharing judgement on an 'ordinary' person.
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
November 09 2011 00:15 GMT
#19
I hope he's not torrenting porn. How embarrassing would that be.
Advocado
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
November 09 2011 00:36 GMT
#20
On November 09 2011 09:15 ClysmiC wrote:
I hope he's not torrenting porn. How embarrassing would that be.


Hahaha! Do it.
http://www.twitch.tv/advocadosc2
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