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phiinix
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1169 Posts
September 24 2011 00:14 GMT
#61
Why would you bm tyler, so mean. T_T
RageOverdose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States690 Posts
September 24 2011 00:17 GMT
#62
I agree with Chill, but I did enjoy the story anyway.
Toadily
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States837 Posts
September 24 2011 00:20 GMT
#63
lmao, im not gonna lie that i got a laugh out of this one xD
accordion
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada58 Posts
September 24 2011 00:23 GMT
#64
Major case of sandy vagina if this isn't funny to you.
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
September 24 2011 00:45 GMT
#65
Can't the guy be a idiot and the story still be funny? I think so!!
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
Thorn Raven
Profile Joined November 2010
United States126 Posts
September 24 2011 00:46 GMT
#66
On September 24 2011 04:36 Orpheos wrote:
OMG I fuckin hate this. its funny because one of the tips for interviews is that you give a firm handshake. I had this interview where the interviewER gave me the limp fish handshake. and she even presented her hand palm down like a princess. and i was like WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS. RAGEEEE. /rant



LOL
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6566 Posts
September 24 2011 00:52 GMT
#67
Typical 2010ism!

I'm surprised that the OP, knowing what tyler doesn't like, doesn't know how serious he takes his mental state. I bet you planned this silly blog before you even did that handshake. IF IT EVEN HAPPENED
dun dun dun
get rich or die mining
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Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
September 24 2011 00:54 GMT
#68
The fact that over half of the posters here don't find this funny makes me sad. For shame.
`Zapdos
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States935 Posts
September 24 2011 03:28 GMT
#69
On September 24 2011 09:52 Alejandrisha wrote:
Typical 2010ism!

I'm surprised that the OP, knowing what tyler doesn't like, doesn't know how serious he takes his mental state. I bet you planned this silly blog before you even did that handshake. IF IT EVEN HAPPENED
dun dun dun


I don't understand why your so upset over this, it's a story about a girly handshake and you freak out and demand scorn upon me! Rofl, kids like you are really funny to me. Lighten up, he won't remember it, it didn't affect him in the slightest, and I'll always be a nony fan and i'll do it again next MLG Dallas too.
www.twitch.tv/thezapdos come watch me :]
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27177 Posts
September 24 2011 04:09 GMT
#70
On September 24 2011 07:19 radscorpion9 wrote:
This is hilarious...I'm glad you shared this with us. I guess the ~85% of people approving of your sense of humor must all be idiots, right Chill and co.?


I would say a 17:3 ratio of idiots to people I would have a beer with is about right.
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jonathan1
Profile Joined October 2010
United States395 Posts
September 24 2011 05:23 GMT
#71
well played haha
acrimoneyius
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States983 Posts
September 24 2011 05:45 GMT
#72
The only thing funny about this is how stupid you are.
guN-viCe
Profile Joined March 2010
United States687 Posts
September 24 2011 05:56 GMT
#73
This is hilarious. The people hating on you don't really understand different types of humor.

It's so funny because only jackasses judge people based on the strength of their handshake(no offense to Nony, hes cool).

I mean, seriously? Judging someone off of how hard they grasp your hand?

The fact that he stared you down is even funnier, like you offended him in some deep way.
Never give up, never surrender!!! ~~ Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence -Sagan
DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
September 24 2011 06:18 GMT
#74
Hilarious. Trying to annoy one of the most laid back members of the community in such a ridiculous fashion is right up my alley. :D
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
September 24 2011 06:54 GMT
#75
Haha I think its kinda a silly, harmless troll Cute.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-24 17:42:17
September 24 2011 17:42 GMT
#76
On September 24 2011 06:41 niteReloaded wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2011 04:25 Chill wrote:
You're an idiot.

Luckily for you, you're the admin and I'm the user.

IMO, OP did a pretty ballsy troll move. Moreover, he didn't do it in a clowny manner to look funny in front of the crowd, he did it for his own inner humor and I respect that.

Main point is, you guys(Chill + bandwagoners) have a rigid sense of humor.


It's not bandwagonning, it's common sense. As for your first sentence, why not go full martyr?
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
September 24 2011 18:17 GMT
#77
5/5 should shake again.
I <3 Plexa.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
September 24 2011 18:38 GMT
#78
People need to lighten up. You should have curtsied, lol.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 24 2011 18:42 GMT
#79
Should have given him a limp hug as well
djcube
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States985 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-24 18:58:12
September 24 2011 18:55 GMT
#80
5/5 - Imagining Nony cringing at the feel of your dead hand made me chuckle (I hate weak handshakes too, though).

You definitely could have played that better. Like gone up to him all bright and cheery and put out your hand energetically. Then right when he's about to shake your hand, just release tension.
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