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I've never told this story before, but felt enough time has passed that the events won't have been remembered by anyone from MLG Dallas.
This year I attended MLG Dallas with one goal in mind, piss off Liquid`Tyler. I had seen in a recent state of the game at the time that Tyler hates people who give handshakes with no muscle. I knew I had to replicate his worst nightmare at MLG by plaguing him with the worst girly handshake I could muster.
Anyways, when I finally got to MLG with my friend, we made it our goal to find noony. Within minutes of getting in, I saw him. We rushed over to where he and Incontrol were greeting fans, and in the most awkward of fashions I approached him without a word and just stuck out my hand. He relectunatly grabbed it but I didn't grab back, I just let it sit in his hand while he gave me this look of disgust. It was pure satisfaction. Then I stood there for five minutes by them while they talked to other people, and he would not stop staring at me like I had down syndrome. The end.
 
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Calgary25997 Posts
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HAHA oh I can picture this in my head so clearly, poor Tyler
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On September 24 2011 04:25 Chill wrote:
You're an idiot.
What he said.
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Pretty random story O.o
If you really wanted to give a girly handshake, you should have just let your hand hang limp, and looked all dainty.
On a side note, I don't get why you'd want to get nony to dislike you. Mission accomplished, I guess. :p
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On September 24 2011 04:25 Chill wrote:
You're an idiot.
Hrm.
i agree with Chill.
Why would you possibly want to piss off tyler 
people acting like this is one of the reasons i don't really want to go to many lans / live events etc
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If you didn't giggle, you didn't succeed.
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United States10365 Posts
On September 24 2011 04:25 Chill wrote:
You're an idiot.
I agree with Chill. Why?
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On September 24 2011 04:30 FlaShFTW wrote:I agree with Chill. Why?
Maybe you just can't comprehend how funny and awkward it was, but I assure you it was well worth it.
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what's wrong with you! why would you try to piss off the chilltoss, what did he ever do to you, thats right NOTHING! cuz he was too chill to do anything
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On September 24 2011 04:25 Chill wrote:
You're an idiot.
This. Soooooooo much.
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Oh i'm sorry - you really are a jerk.. but damn, i'd be a liar if i denied cracking up over this one. Excellently written, so awkward - second hand embarrassment almost reaches edwardstarcraft levels!
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OMG I fuckin hate this. its funny because one of the tips for interviews is that you give a firm handshake. I had this interview where the interviewER gave me the limp fish handshake. and she even presented her hand palm down like a princess. and i was like WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS. RAGEEEE. /rant
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So after you "have fun", did you apologize?
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On September 24 2011 04:40 Jindo wrote:
So after you "have fun", did you apologize?
No, couldn't look him in the eyes the rest of the weekend ^^"
Just avoided him after that
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This sounds like one of those stories that sounds great in your head.
Then when you write it out and people read it, they are in disgust of you.
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EPT
