• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 08:55
CET 13:55
KST 21:55
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt1: New Chaos0Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy7ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT30Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book19Clem wins HomeStory Cup 289
Community News
Weekly Cups (March 16-22): herO doubles, Cure surprises3Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool43Weekly Cups (March 9-15): herO, Clem, ByuN win42026 KungFu Cup Announcement6BGE Stara Zagora 2026 cancelled12
StarCraft 2
General
Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool Weekly Cups (March 16-22): herO doubles, Cure surprises Weekly Cups (August 25-31): Clem's Last Straw? Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy What mix of new & old maps do you want in the next ladder pool? (SC2)
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament World University TeamLeague (500$+) | Signups Open RSL Season 4 announced for March-April WardiTV Team League Season 10 KSL Week 87
Strategy
Custom Maps
Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026]
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 518 Radiation Zone Mutation # 517 Distant Threat Mutation # 516 Specter of Death
Brood War
General
ASL21 General Discussion mca64Launcher - New Version with StarCraft: Remast Soulkey's decision to leave C9 BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ JaeDong's form before ASL
Tourneys
[ASL21] Ro24 Group B [ASL21] Ro24 Group A ASL Season 21 LIVESTREAM with English Commentary [Megathread] Daily Proleagues
Strategy
Fighting Spirit mining rates Simple Questions, Simple Answers Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2
Other Games
General Games
General RTS Discussion Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile Dawn of War IV
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
G2 just beat GenG in First stand
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine US Politics Mega-thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread YouTube Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Cricket [SPORT] Formula 1 Discussion Tokyo Olympics 2021 Thread General nutrition recommendations
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Laptop capable of using Photoshop Lightroom?
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Money Laundering In Video Ga…
TrAiDoS
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
FS++
Kraekkling
Shocked by a laser…
Spydermine0240
Unintentional protectionism…
Uldridge
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 2649 users

Kim Jong-il Plays Poker Online! - Page 2

Blogs > sky_slasher
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 All
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
June 30 2011 21:29 GMT
#21
On July 01 2011 05:32 rolfe wrote:
isn't one of his sons very into starcraft? i'm sure i read that sometime ago


That would be really funny if it were true. :p

I can imagine some drama of him trying to secretly cross the border, and make his way to the GSL qualifiers all while trying to keep his identity secret. Then he makes it to the finals, and his identity becomes revealed, and it's a battle of the North and South Korean Terrans!!!

(I bet he likes to use ghosts and mass nukes too, probably his standard build)
you gotta dance
AxelTVx
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada916 Posts
June 30 2011 21:39 GMT
#22
Don't they have retarded OS Red Star?
Axel 145 Masters Protoss
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
June 30 2011 21:56 GMT
#23
On July 01 2011 06:29 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 05:32 rolfe wrote:
isn't one of his sons very into starcraft? i'm sure i read that sometime ago


That would be really funny if it were true. :p

I can imagine some drama of him trying to secretly cross the border, and make his way to the GSL qualifiers all while trying to keep his identity secret. Then he makes it to the finals, and his identity becomes revealed, and it's a battle of the North and South Korean Terrans!!!

(I bet he likes to use ghosts and mass nukes too, probably his standard build)


Masses nukes and then talks shit all game about how he'll use them, never does.
^-^
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
June 30 2011 21:59 GMT
#24
On July 01 2011 06:56 Equinox_kr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 06:29 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
On July 01 2011 05:32 rolfe wrote:
isn't one of his sons very into starcraft? i'm sure i read that sometime ago


That would be really funny if it were true. :p

I can imagine some drama of him trying to secretly cross the border, and make his way to the GSL qualifiers all while trying to keep his identity secret. Then he makes it to the finals, and his identity becomes revealed, and it's a battle of the North and South Korean Terrans!!!

(I bet he likes to use ghosts and mass nukes too, probably his standard build)


Masses nukes and then talks shit all game about how he'll use them, never does.


Probably supply blocked all the time aswell.
WriterXiao8~~
nemo14
Profile Joined January 2011
United States425 Posts
June 30 2011 22:08 GMT
#25
On July 01 2011 06:59 Kipsate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 06:56 Equinox_kr wrote:
On July 01 2011 06:29 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
On July 01 2011 05:32 rolfe wrote:
isn't one of his sons very into starcraft? i'm sure i read that sometime ago


That would be really funny if it were true. :p

I can imagine some drama of him trying to secretly cross the border, and make his way to the GSL qualifiers all while trying to keep his identity secret. Then he makes it to the finals, and his identity becomes revealed, and it's a battle of the North and South Korean Terrans!!!

(I bet he likes to use ghosts and mass nukes too, probably his standard build)


Masses nukes and then talks shit all game about how he'll use them, never does.


Probably supply blocked all the time aswell.


Kills off the first six scvs because they were not working when he walked into the room.
brazenraven
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Romania122 Posts
June 30 2011 22:10 GMT
#26
On July 01 2011 06:59 Kipsate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 06:56 Equinox_kr wrote:
On July 01 2011 06:29 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
On July 01 2011 05:32 rolfe wrote:
isn't one of his sons very into starcraft? i'm sure i read that sometime ago


That would be really funny if it were true. :p

I can imagine some drama of him trying to secretly cross the border, and make his way to the GSL qualifiers all while trying to keep his identity secret. Then he makes it to the finals, and his identity becomes revealed, and it's a battle of the North and South Korean Terrans!!!

(I bet he likes to use ghosts and mass nukes too, probably his standard build)


Masses nukes and then talks shit all game about how he'll use them, never does.


Probably supply blocked all the time aswell.



my theory is it's his son, simply because old people don't use computers.
Zerg definitely does have responses to FFs pre-hive tech. Infestors, baneling drops, burrowed roaches, and mutas are all options
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
June 30 2011 22:32 GMT
#27
On July 01 2011 06:15 Br3ezy wrote:
isnt democratic thingy south korea?


The most authoritarian states tend to label themselves as things like "People's Democratic Republic of _______." Dictators are not genre savvy enough to realize that most people already know this trope.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
June 30 2011 22:40 GMT
#28
On July 01 2011 07:08 nemo14 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 06:59 Kipsate wrote:
On July 01 2011 06:56 Equinox_kr wrote:
On July 01 2011 06:29 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
On July 01 2011 05:32 rolfe wrote:
isn't one of his sons very into starcraft? i'm sure i read that sometime ago


That would be really funny if it were true. :p

I can imagine some drama of him trying to secretly cross the border, and make his way to the GSL qualifiers all while trying to keep his identity secret. Then he makes it to the finals, and his identity becomes revealed, and it's a battle of the North and South Korean Terrans!!!

(I bet he likes to use ghosts and mass nukes too, probably his standard build)


Masses nukes and then talks shit all game about how he'll use them, never does.


Probably supply blocked all the time aswell.


Kills off the first six scvs because they were not working when he walked into the room.


If a marine dies scouting, he kills off all the marines related to him and the barracks that spawned him.
you gotta dance
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
June 30 2011 22:45 GMT
#29
On July 01 2011 07:40 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 07:08 nemo14 wrote:
On July 01 2011 06:59 Kipsate wrote:
On July 01 2011 06:56 Equinox_kr wrote:
On July 01 2011 06:29 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
On July 01 2011 05:32 rolfe wrote:
isn't one of his sons very into starcraft? i'm sure i read that sometime ago


That would be really funny if it were true. :p

I can imagine some drama of him trying to secretly cross the border, and make his way to the GSL qualifiers all while trying to keep his identity secret. Then he makes it to the finals, and his identity becomes revealed, and it's a battle of the North and South Korean Terrans!!!

(I bet he likes to use ghosts and mass nukes too, probably his standard build)


Masses nukes and then talks shit all game about how he'll use them, never does.


Probably supply blocked all the time aswell.


Kills off the first six scvs because they were not working when he walked into the room.


If a marine dies scouting, he kills off all the marines related to him and the barracks that spawned him.

But in a Happiness survey, all of the units loved him the most, or at least second most, first was china.
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
windzor
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark1013 Posts
June 30 2011 23:08 GMT
#30
On July 01 2011 05:41 Tatari wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 05:29 Loser777 wrote:
More than one person has internet access in North Korea... a while ago someone on 4chan posted an IP where you could telnet into a North Korean Linksys router. Someone even remote-desktoped and started messing with a North Korean computer that was running Windows XP.


And here I was expecting North Koreans to be running Windows 95/2000. o_O

What kind of files did they have on the computer?


NK has access to torrents too I'm pretty sure they haven't paid MS for it. Like most software in those kind og contryes..
Yeah
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
June 30 2011 23:12 GMT
#31
I hope OP is joking, otherwise he should be banned.

It's pretty obvious that lots of people in NK have internet. Obviously they are not available to commoners, though.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 30 2011 23:46 GMT
#32
Why you stealin' from North Korea bro? That country needs every cent they can get ):
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Naeroon
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada166 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-01 00:19:43
July 01 2011 00:19 GMT
#33
Ganfei2
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
473 Posts
July 01 2011 00:19 GMT
#34
On July 01 2011 08:12 Sufficiency wrote:
I hope OP is joking, otherwise he should be banned.

It's pretty obvious that lots of people in NK have internet. Obviously they are not available to commoners, though.


Agreed with this poster. I think the OP should be banned. Jokes about the Great Leader are unacceptable. TL needs to show the Great Leader that they are loyal to the cause before the Great Leader is forced to take actions of his own.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 01 2011 00:50 GMT
#35
Sufficiency is taking the topic too seriously.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
sky_slasher
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States328 Posts
July 01 2011 18:14 GMT
#36
On July 01 2011 05:47 GunSec wrote:
which position did he reraise you with TT? seems pretty standard to me

haha I forgot!

Arnstein
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Norway3381 Posts
July 01 2011 22:49 GMT
#37
Haha, best blog post EVER.
rsol in response to the dragoon voice being heard in SCII: dragoon ai reaches new lows: wanders into wrong game
Prev 1 2 All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Sparkling Tuna Cup
10:00
Weekly #124
herO vs ClassicLIVE!
CranKy Ducklings216
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Lowko441
SortOf 150
ProTech135
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 47656
Calm 9519
Bisu 3363
GuemChi 811
firebathero 553
BeSt 523
EffOrt 418
Stork 364
Larva 297
Light 291
[ Show more ]
Snow 290
Shuttle 254
actioN 242
Mini 213
Soma 206
Zeus 195
ZerO 190
Leta 151
Pusan 138
Rush 129
ggaemo 97
sSak 92
HiyA 90
Mind 80
Killer 74
ToSsGirL 70
Sea.KH 66
Sharp 52
PianO 46
Barracks 34
Free 29
Nal_rA 27
Hm[arnc] 23
[sc1f]eonzerg 22
Shinee 21
sorry 20
GoRush 19
Bale 18
yabsab 18
IntoTheRainbow 17
Terrorterran 15
soO 14
Noble 11
Movie 8
Backho 7
ivOry 6
Dota 2
Gorgc4702
BananaSlamJamma164
Counter-Strike
olofmeister1988
x6flipin516
zeus495
markeloff63
edward63
Other Games
singsing2116
B2W.Neo845
XBOCT436
shoxiejesuss406
hiko368
crisheroes303
Sick180
QueenE58
Livibee52
ArmadaUGS39
Trikslyr22
Rex21
Hui .14
ZerO(Twitch)2
Organizations
StarCraft: Brood War
StarCastTV_EN60
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream57
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• CranKy Ducklings SOOP17
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• HerbMon 14
• iopq 4
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Upcoming Events
PiGosaur Cup
11h 5m
Replay Cast
20h 5m
Afreeca Starleague
21h 5m
hero vs YSC
Larva vs Shine
Kung Fu Cup
22h 5m
Replay Cast
1d 11h
KCM Race Survival
1d 20h
The PondCast
1d 21h
WardiTV Team League
1d 23h
Replay Cast
2 days
WardiTV Team League
2 days
[ Show More ]
RSL Revival
3 days
Cure vs Zoun
herO vs Rogue
WardiTV Team League
3 days
Platinum Heroes Events
4 days
BSL
4 days
RSL Revival
4 days
ByuN vs Maru
MaxPax vs TriGGeR
WardiTV Team League
4 days
BSL
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
Afreeca Starleague
5 days
Light vs Calm
Royal vs Mind
Wardi Open
5 days
Monday Night Weeklies
6 days
OSC
6 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
Afreeca Starleague
6 days
Rush vs PianO
Flash vs Speed
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-03-23
WardiTV Winter 2026
Underdog Cup #3

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
BSL Season 22
CSL Elite League 2026
CSL Season 20: Qualifier 1
ASL Season 21
Acropolis #4 - TS6
RSL Revival: Season 4
Nations Cup 2026
NationLESS Cup
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual

Upcoming

2026 Changsha Offline CUP
CSL Season 20: Qualifier 2
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.