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[BW]Sayle vs XsebT Battle Report!

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Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-18 16:22:40
June 18 2011 15:36 GMT
#1
So yesterday, I decided to do some streaming and ended up playing a bunch of all-matchups grudgematches against various people. One of those people was XsebT. The results are not for the faint of heart.

+ Show Spoiler [lots of pictures!] +

XsebT lost the previous game in the series, so he picked PvT on Neo Medusa for this game. My TvP is pretty terrible, so I had to come up with a devious plan to defeat him (read: cheese).

I spawn as the blue terran in the top left, he spawns as the green protoss at the right.
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Handsome nerd
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What country is he from again?

I go for a standard wall-in while XsebT's probe gets lost around the temples.
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Pro
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Noob

Afraid of getting 10/15 gated, I throw down a preemptive bunker. But wait, what's that blue dot in the back of XsebT's base?
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Prevention is the best cure

Blast! The plan has been revealed!
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Is that a base in my base?

The factory barely finishes in time.
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Whew...

XsebT has some tricks up his sleeve...
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Like a wizard

With my devious plan revealed, I decide to cut my losses and run away.
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Or do I?

Meanwhile at home, my base is on fire.
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SCV's got a busy day ahead of him.

However, at XsebT's base I decided to heed Leonardo DiCaprio's wisdom and 'go deeper' with my factory.
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When at first you don't succeed...

XsebT tries to be fancy again. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't realize that units pop out of the bottom left not the bottom right of buildings.
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No, your other left

Unfazed by the factory in his base, XsebT harasses my front.
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Boy am I glad I made that bunker...

Perhaps he should have been a little more fazed...
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The first of many to come

XsebT decides to follow the teachings of Day[9] and "just go kill him"
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ruh roh

Good thing Day[9] never made a daily about rally points.
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Two probes wandering off together into the wild...I wonder what they could be doing...

Meanwhile, XsebT decides it's a good time to expand.
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Expanding while attacking. Artosis would be proud.

A fierce battle commences at the Terran base!
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I am victorious!

The terran losses were great, but the protoss overlooked the factory in his base!
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At the top you can see a dragoon shooting a vulture shooting a probe shooting a vulture

XsebT decides that it's not the time to expand after all
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By the transitive property, this means my vultures killed a nexus.

Unable to gain a solid advantage, I decide to make my vultures imbalanced.
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Nukes in the ground

XsebT continues to pursue the "go kill him" style of warfare.
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This doesn't look good...

Fortunately for me, SCVs hard counter dragoons.
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Yes, that SCV has 2 dragoon kills.

The imbalance upgrade finishes, so I mine up XsebT's gateways.
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Every protoss's nightmare

It's super effective!
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Did I mention the mines are free?

XsebT keeps up the pressure at my front.
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That vulture had a family

After the previous attack, however, I have learned an effective method for dealing with dragoons.
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ATTAAAAAACK!!!!

Hey look, it's the three stooges
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The geyser looked at them funny

I considered sending the scvs back to mine, but then I had a better idea.
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Don't worry guys, somebody won GSL with this

In XsebT's main, the constant vulture production has taken its toll:
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Is that probe couple still going at it?

XsebT manages to get an impressive 12 kill dragoon
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On Aiur, he was constantly overshadowed by Tempest goon

Alas, even hero dragoon will not save you now
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All your base...

XsebT makes an insightful remark on the state of the current metagame.
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wtf indeed...

GG
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Here's the replay: http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=42484

Hope you enjoyed! ^^

Edit: And here's the FPVOD: + Show Spoiler +
There's some profanity so don't watch if that offends you o.o

****
Herro_Korea
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
310 Posts
June 18 2011 15:43 GMT
#2
sad sad dodger.....
(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)
ghrur
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3786 Posts
June 18 2011 15:43 GMT
#3
You said blue protoss at the beginning.
That aside, WELL PLAYED GOOD SIR. WELL PLAYED!
darkness overpowering
nbaker
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1341 Posts
June 18 2011 15:46 GMT
#4
I saw this live. Changed my life.
Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
June 18 2011 15:47 GMT
#5
On June 19 2011 00:46 nbaker wrote:
I saw this live. Changed my life.


Maybe I should upload the VOD :D
alypse
Profile Joined May 2010
2771 Posts
June 18 2011 15:47 GMT
#6
LOL hilarious. I want more BRs
KT Violet 1988 - 2012
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
June 18 2011 15:48 GMT
#7
Anytime xsebt feels fit to try and insult my play i will simply link him to this.
thanks sayle ^_^
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corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
June 18 2011 15:49 GMT
#8
You forgot to say that Xsebt can't do a 10/15 right, that you started to research mines like 10 min into the game, that your macro was beyond aweful, and that Kiante 4 pooled you and failed 3 times in a row and considers that knowing a wall-in on Fighting spirit as being proficient at offrace.
+ Show Spoiler +
Your stream was beyond epic last night =)
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
femputer
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom29 Posts
June 18 2011 15:52 GMT
#9
"Don't worry guys, somebody won GSL with this" Awesome just awesome write up.
Herro_Korea
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
310 Posts
June 18 2011 15:58 GMT
#10
Your stream lacked balls, with dodging certain high level players + playing vs Ds/ intoxicated blindfolded Xsebt.

+ Show Spoiler +
-_-
(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
June 18 2011 16:01 GMT
#11
On June 19 2011 00:49 corumjhaelen wrote:
You forgot to say that Xsebt can't do a 10/15 right, that you started to research mines like 10 min into the game, that your macro was beyond aweful, and that Kiante 4 pooled you and failed 3 times in a row and considers that knowing a wall-in on Fighting spirit as being proficient at offrace.
+ Show Spoiler +
Your stream was beyond epic last night =)

What about Kiante's random gg on La Mancha? I'm still laughing at that.
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
June 18 2011 16:03 GMT
#12
On June 19 2011 01:01 Djagulingu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2011 00:49 corumjhaelen wrote:
You forgot to say that Xsebt can't do a 10/15 right, that you started to research mines like 10 min into the game, that your macro was beyond aweful, and that Kiante 4 pooled you and failed 3 times in a row and considers that knowing a wall-in on Fighting spirit as being proficient at offrace.
+ Show Spoiler +
Your stream was beyond epic last night =)

What about Kiante's random gg on La Mancha? I'm still laughing at that.

Oh my, when he discovered he couldn't BBS in the middle of this map ? So gosuuuuuuuuuuu
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
Chimpalimp
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1135 Posts
June 18 2011 16:18 GMT
#13
While I had already seen this live, the flavor text was delightful, especially the use of the transitive property.
I like money. You like money too? We should hang out.
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10354 Posts
June 18 2011 16:22 GMT
#14
loved the comments. AWESOME!!!!
Writer#1 KT and FlaSh Fanboy || Woo Jung Ho Never Forget || Teamliquid Political Decision Desk
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Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
June 18 2011 16:23 GMT
#15
Updated the OP with the FPVOD ^^
Existential
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia2107 Posts
June 18 2011 16:24 GMT
#16
Haha, nice BR. SCVs attack!!
Jaedong <3 | BW - The first game I ever loved
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
June 18 2011 16:32 GMT
#17
Vulture imbalance saved your goddamn life. One proxy factory>entire protoss goon army.
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9799 Posts
June 18 2011 16:59 GMT
#18
Haha, very entertaining, wish I caught this on stream :S
boomer hands
legaton
Profile Joined December 2010
France1763 Posts
June 18 2011 17:05 GMT
#19
Oh, i miss this? I will certainly see the Vod, awesome write-up
No GG, No Skill - Jaedong <3
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
June 18 2011 17:33 GMT
#20
I'm convinced that when Boxer left broodwar, his essence transferred itself into Sayle's soul. Also, Xsebt's country tag was [DK], so I'm assuming that he lives in Donkey Kong Country, so these losses to Sayle's offrace probably drove him bananas. HA HA HA. No? okay...

I hope I get Yellow's essence now...
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
June 18 2011 17:36 GMT
#21
On June 19 2011 01:03 corumjhaelen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2011 01:01 Djagulingu wrote:
On June 19 2011 00:49 corumjhaelen wrote:
You forgot to say that Xsebt can't do a 10/15 right, that you started to research mines like 10 min into the game, that your macro was beyond aweful, and that Kiante 4 pooled you and failed 3 times in a row and considers that knowing a wall-in on Fighting spirit as being proficient at offrace.
+ Show Spoiler +
Your stream was beyond epic last night =)

What about Kiante's random gg on La Mancha? I'm still laughing at that.

Oh my, when he discovered he couldn't BBS in the middle of this map ? So gosuuuuuuuuuuu


i'm so gosu at offrace cheese


btw they were 5 pools >.>
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Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
June 18 2011 18:02 GMT
#22
lolz gg

I'ma play after I get back. Should get back to playing with like....Kiante or some shit.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
June 18 2011 20:49 GMT
#23
oh, didn't know you had finished this so fast.. lol.

Yeah, I played so awfully. Even messed up a simple 10/15. Fun game though.
화이팅
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
June 18 2011 20:57 GMT
#24
Your ID is MahouShoujo? Hahaha
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
June 18 2011 21:43 GMT
#25
On June 19 2011 02:33 ninazerg wrote:
I hope I get Yellow's essence now...


She wants his 'essence'
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
June 18 2011 21:43 GMT
#26
Hahaha. Watched the VOD then read the report. Both worth it.
En Taro Violet
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
June 23 2011 15:52 GMT
#27
On June 19 2011 02:33 ninazerg wrote:
I'm convinced that when Boxer left broodwar, his essence transferred itself into Sayle's soul. Also, Xsebt's country tag was [DK], so I'm assuming that he lives in Donkey Kong Country, so these losses to Sayle's offrace probably drove him bananas. HA HA HA. No? okay...

I hope I get Yellow's essence now...

Apparently I live in donkey kong country..

Along with all the other danes...
In the woods, there lurks..
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
June 23 2011 16:48 GMT
#28
Hilarious game :D

It was more fun to watch live ;p
DorF
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden961 Posts
July 02 2011 00:43 GMT
#29
That game was so good, I watched this live and everyone should watch the VOD since it much further entails how epic that proxy facory really was.
BW for life !
almond
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
115 Posts
July 02 2011 02:38 GMT
#30
Always nice to see some fun games once in a while.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
July 02 2011 02:43 GMT
#31
Oh my god I haven't watched broodwar in forever... and this makes me want to play it again. Amazing write up Lmfao.
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