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With Obama's poll numbers drooping, and an election nearing, it was decided that something monumental must be done. An adviser from the Bilderberg Group offered the president a compelling idea: Osama Bin Laden, the ex-CIA operative who we had paid off to attack us on 9/11, was still safely living in the American financed compound in Pakistan. We didn't really need him alive anymore, they said. He could be killed and it would make for a great story, and would energize the brainwashed and dumb American people for at least a few days.
Obama listened to the reports. So Osama was in Pakistan. They might not like us invading into their territory for an assassination, but this is 'Merica damnit, and we do what we want. Obama turned to his chief of staff and said, "I don't care if he is in the Vatican. You go kick in some doors and kill the bastard. I don't want him taken alive."
When the seals bust in, they found Osama laying in a hospital bed, hooked up to medical devices, with his family standing near him and holding his hand. A girl turned to the intruder and begged, "Please, Mr. American, my father is very sick. He needs medicine quickly. Can you help us?"
The seal snickered for a moment, pointed his sights at the old man, and put a shot right into his stomach.
"He ain't gettin' away now boys."
The family gasped in horror. Somewhere, an infant began to scream.
"No, what have you done?! He was unarmed! He wasn't a threat to anyone!" the girl yelled.
The seal slowly walked towards the old man with a grin, saying "Osama, I'm gonna kill you. But first I'm gonna watch your belly bleed."
The seal flicked his burning cigarette away, lifted his rifle, and shot Osama point blank in the head. "Well, looks like our work is done here boys. Time to report to Obama that the kill-order has been fulfilled." Before leaving, the seal turned around and shot an unarmed woman, just for good measure. Then they hopped in the helicopter and flew away, leaving a scene of devastation.
As a young Pakistani child watched the helicopters fly off into the night, his face grew a look of determination. He whispered to himself, "I will avenge the tragedy that has occurred today." And in that spot, and hundreds others like it, America had created another terrorist and made the world less safe.
Meanwhile, in Alabama, a redneck hopped off his lawnmower, took a big swig of his Budweiser, and yelled "WOO! We killed another A-rab! USA, USA!" Obama received an overnight jump in the polls, assuring his election in a year and a half. Now, nothing would stop the American corporations from achieving their New World Order.
 
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On May 05 2011 02:01 jdseemoreglass wrote:
With Obama's poll numbers drooping, and an election nearing, it was decided that something monumental must be done. An adviser from the Bilderberg Group offered the president a compelling idea: Osama Bin Laden, the ex-CIA operative who we had paid off to attack us on 9/11, was still safely living in the American financed compound in Pakistan. We didn't really need him alive anymore, they said. He could be killed and it would make for a great story, and would energize the brainwashed and dumb American people for at least a few days.
Obama listened to the reports. So Osama was in Pakistan. They might not like us invading into their territory for an assassination, but this is 'Merica damnit, and we do what we want. Obama turned to his chief of staff and said, "I don't care if he is in the Vatican. You go kick in some doors and kill the bastard. I don't want him taken alive."
When the seals bust in, they found Osama laying in a hospital bed, hooked up to medical devices, with his family standing near him and holding his hand. A girl turned to the intruder and begged, "Please, Mr. American, my father is very sick. He needs medicine quickly. Can you help us?"
The seal snickered for a moment, pointed his sights at the old man, and put a shot right into his stomach.
"He ain't gettin' away now boys."
The family gasped in horror. Somewhere, an infant began to scream.
"No, what have you done?! He was unarmed! He wasn't a threat to anyone!" the girl yelled.
The seal slowly walked towards the old man with a grin, saying "Osama, I'm gonna kill you. But first I'm gonna watch your belly bleed."
The seal flicked his burning cigarette away, lifted his rifle, and shot Osama point blank in the head. "Well, looks like our work is done here boys. Time to report to Obama that the kill-order has been fulfilled." Before leaving, the seal turned around and shot an unarmed woman, just for good measure. Then they hopped in the helicopter and flew away, leaving a scene of devastation.
As a young Pakistani child watched the helicopters fly off into the night, his face grew a look of determination. He whispered to himself, "I will avenge the tragedy that has occurred today." And in that spot, and hundreds others like it, America had created another terrorist and made the world less safe.
Meanwhile, in Alabama, a redneck hopped off his lawnmower, took a big swig of his Budweiser, and yelled "WOO! We killed another A-rab! USA, USA!" Osama received an overnight jump in the polls, assuring his election in a year and a half. Now, nothing would stop the American corporations from achieving their New World Order.
Cleverly done or typo?
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5/5 would read again! Its always fun to read some good fiction. Or maybe its non-fiction and the government is lying to us.....
AHHHHHHHHHHHH ! I see the silent black helicopters! they are coming to get me! I know too much!
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On May 05 2011 02:04 Kipsate wrote:Show nested quote +On May 05 2011 02:01 jdseemoreglass wrote:
With Obama's poll numbers drooping, and an election nearing, it was decided that something monumental must be done. An adviser from the Bilderberg Group offered the president a compelling idea: Osama Bin Laden, the ex-CIA operative who we had paid off to attack us on 9/11, was still safely living in the American financed compound in Pakistan. We didn't really need him alive anymore, they said. He could be killed and it would make for a great story, and would energize the brainwashed and dumb American people for at least a few days.
Obama listened to the reports. So Osama was in Pakistan. They might not like us invading into their territory for an assassination, but this is 'Merica damnit, and we do what we want. Obama turned to his chief of staff and said, "I don't care if he is in the Vatican. You go kick in some doors and kill the bastard. I don't want him taken alive."
When the seals bust in, they found Osama laying in a hospital bed, hooked up to medical devices, with his family standing near him and holding his hand. A girl turned to the intruder and begged, "Please, Mr. American, my father is very sick. He needs medicine quickly. Can you help us?"
The seal snickered for a moment, pointed his sights at the old man, and put a shot right into his stomach.
"He ain't gettin' away now boys."
The family gasped in horror. Somewhere, an infant began to scream.
"No, what have you done?! He was unarmed! He wasn't a threat to anyone!" the girl yelled.
The seal slowly walked towards the old man with a grin, saying "Osama, I'm gonna kill you. But first I'm gonna watch your belly bleed."
The seal flicked his burning cigarette away, lifted his rifle, and shot Osama point blank in the head. "Well, looks like our work is done here boys. Time to report to Obama that the kill-order has been fulfilled." Before leaving, the seal turned around and shot an unarmed woman, just for good measure. Then they hopped in the helicopter and flew away, leaving a scene of devastation.
As a young Pakistani child watched the helicopters fly off into the night, his face grew a look of determination. He whispered to himself, "I will avenge the tragedy that has occurred today." And in that spot, and hundreds others like it, America had created another terrorist and made the world less safe.
Meanwhile, in Alabama, a redneck hopped off his lawnmower, took a big swig of his Budweiser, and yelled "WOO! We killed another A-rab! USA, USA!" Osama received an overnight jump in the polls, assuring his election in a year and a half. Now, nothing would stop the American corporations from achieving their New World Order.
Clever done or typo?
Thanks, I thought I had covered them all 
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That typo might have brought us closer to the truth than ever .. what if Osama = Obama Dum Dum DuuuuUuUM !
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hahaha omg I have just been playing some GTA and this post sounds SO much like one of the radio stations.
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On May 05 2011 02:11 FourFace wrote:
That typo might have brought us closer to the truth than ever .. what if Osama = Obama Dum Dum DuuuuUuUM !
You're like, 6 years late? Hahaha.
Anyway, nicely written! I sincerely hope this was written with some sarcasm though.
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I've made that Obama/Osama typo a million times in recent days. I don't know, can you have a Freudian slip when typing?
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On May 05 2011 02:34 Kon-Tiki wrote:
I've made that Obama/Osama typo a million times in recent days. I don't know, can you have a Freudian slip when typing?
I do find it interesting that I made the slip in the sentence "Osama enjoyed a bump in the polls."
It's kind of ironic, given the post.
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you ought to be an author.
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On May 05 2011 02:40 frodoguy wrote:
you ought to be an author.
Thanks man! I've actually been working on a book for some time now. Getting it published one day would be a dream come true.
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I'm not a redneck, but I sure celebrated Osama's death. Never before have I been happier that someone was dispatched in such an efficient manner. You should become a fiction writer lol.
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You lost me when you made the implication that a seal could shoot at an old, sick man lying in a hospital bed surrounded by family...
... and actually hit him.
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On May 05 2011 02:49 jdseemoreglass wrote:Thanks man! I've actually been working on a book for some time now. Getting it published one day would be a dream come true.
don't count on it, please..
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On May 05 2011 03:24 Kaonis wrote:
You lost me when you made the implication that a seal could shoot at an old, sick man lying in a hospital bed surrounded by family...
... and actually hit him.
LOLLL
Better than the story imo
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Pleeeease, this story is completely bullshit, wtf? How can any of that be true where are your sources? Everyone knows that Obama = Osama, Osama never existed. Notice that no one has ever seen Obama and Osama in the same room together.
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On May 05 2011 03:43 ZeaL. wrote:
Pleeeease, this story is completely bullshit, wtf? How can any of that be true where are your sources? Everyone knows that Obama = Osama, Osama never existed. Notice that no one has ever seen Obama and Osama in the same room together.
... with evidence like this, who can refute your claim...
i must not exist since myself and obama have never been in the same room ><
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On May 05 2011 03:24 Kaonis wrote:
You lost me when you made the implication that a seal could shoot at an old, sick man lying in a hospital bed surrounded by family...
... and actually hit him.
Another blog that delivers, you just earned the writer a 5/5!
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On May 05 2011 03:25 Roe wrote:Show nested quote +On May 05 2011 02:49 jdseemoreglass wrote:On May 05 2011 02:40 frodoguy wrote:
you ought to be an author. Thanks man! I've actually been working on a book for some time now. Getting it published one day would be a dream come true. don't count on it, please..
lol why not? You've never actually read any of my real writing.
... or have you?
On May 05 2011 02:11 FourFace wrote:
Dum Dum DuuuuUuUM !
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Should have posted it in the osama thread, actually you should have not posted it at all, save everyone some time.
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On May 05 2011 02:01 jdseemoreglass wrote:
As a young Pakistani child watched the helicopters fly off into the night, his face grew a look of determination. He whispered to himself, "I will avenge the tragedy that has occurred today." And in that spot, and hundreds others like it, America had created another terrorist and made the world less safe.
They also killed Osama who was a terrorist so it renders that statement incorrect. It's balanced itself out.
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On May 05 2011 06:00 Megaliskuu wrote:
Should have posted it in the osama thread, actually you should have not posted it at all, save everyone some time.
Well I thought it would be a bad idea to post in the Osama thread, especially with the conspiracy references, even if they are tongue in cheek. But why didn't you like it? I guess if you hadn't been reading the Osama thread you wouldn't really get the point. Or maybe you do, and you disagree.
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