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Pulling Out = Ee Han Timing? - Page 4

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See.Blue
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2673 Posts
April 20 2011 00:11 GMT
#61
lmfao
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
April 20 2011 00:13 GMT
#62
spotlight this
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
April 20 2011 00:35 GMT
#63
Definitely spotlight this.

Much more unfunny stuff (that's intended to be funny) has been spotlighted before....and this is very funny.
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
henreiman
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States407 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-20 01:45:13
April 20 2011 01:44 GMT
#64
Rofl most disturbing thing ever. I'm going to be thinking about this when I absolutely should not be -_-
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
April 20 2011 02:00 GMT
#65
You just sparked an idea for my birthday celebration... muhahahahahahaha
[TLMS] REBOOT
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
April 20 2011 02:19 GMT
#66
On April 20 2011 11:00 OpticalShot wrote:
You just sparked an idea for my birthday celebration... muhahahahahahaha


Happy birthday!! :DDD

Wait, don't tell me you'll......
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
Absolutionn
Profile Joined October 2010
United States512 Posts
April 20 2011 04:09 GMT
#67
LOL!!!!! This thread is so win
Jinro | Idra | Qxc | Select
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
April 20 2011 08:17 GMT
#68
On April 20 2011 11:00 OpticalShot wrote:
You just sparked an idea for my birthday celebration... muhahahahahahaha


happy birthday! ^^

(also bumping this great blog)
Writer
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
April 20 2011 08:43 GMT
#69
Be sure to say "gg" if you miss your timing and can't salvage the match.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
April 20 2011 09:34 GMT
#70
So I guess Starcraft-related sex would go something like:

+ Show Spoiler [NSFW?] +
Guy spawns at 12 o'clock, Girl at 6 o'clock.

Guy: gl hf.
Girl: Mmm, gl hf baby. nr10 minutes.

Guy expands in Girl's base. The bed starts creeking, dae bak, dae bak, dae bak.

Girl: Ohh!

The girl moans, gosu, gosu, gosu.

Guy attempts to talk dirty.

Guy: Yeah you like that don't you, chobo?

9 minutes and 55 seconds have passed.

Nuclear Launch Detected

Guy: Oh fuck.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

Guy pulls out.

Guy: PLAAAAAAAAAAYGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Girl gets hit by Plague. Panting and physically exhausted, she whispers.

Girl: That was such great ee han timing...
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GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
April 20 2011 16:47 GMT
#71
I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as Ee han timing lol~!
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
AppleTart
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1261 Posts
April 20 2011 19:24 GMT
#72
I've done ee han timing many many times... trust me its still risky. Build a bunker to be safe.
always tired -_-
Vain
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Netherlands1115 Posts
April 21 2011 16:01 GMT
#73
On April 20 2011 10:44 henreiman wrote:
Rofl most disturbing thing ever. I'm going to be thinking about this when I absolutely should not be -_-


Carved in my memory
Battle.net 2.0 is a waiter and he's a dick
annul
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2841 Posts
April 21 2011 19:41 GMT
#74
its only good if, after you pull out, you shoot on her face while yelling AHHHH PLAYGUUUUUUUU
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 21 2011 19:43 GMT
#75
On April 19 2011 22:37 bonifaceviii wrote:
You know some aspiring porn producer in Korea is reading this thread and is frantically writing a script.

i really hope so. id buy that in a heartbeat
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Dandy4
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States493 Posts
April 21 2011 21:24 GMT
#76
Okaaaaay that's enough of the blogs for tonight, I am out.
Who let the dogs out?
ChrisXIV
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Austria3553 Posts
April 21 2011 21:28 GMT
#77
On April 22 2011 04:41 annul wrote:
its only good if, after you pull out, you shoot on her face while yelling AHHHH PLAYGUUUUUUUU


Since the jokes are getting low I might as well give my input: Isn't it more like "Spawn Broodling"?

Great blog, btw.
"Just stay on 1 base, make a lot of shit, keep attacking. It doesn't work? Keep attacking." -Chill
TALegion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1187 Posts
May 18 2011 16:22 GMT
#78
I have a new goal in life.
A person willing to die for a cause is a hero. A person willing to kill for a cause is a madman
pStar
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
996 Posts
May 18 2011 16:34 GMT
#79
i don t even what is this
number1gog
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1081 Posts
May 18 2011 16:56 GMT
#80
On April 20 2011 00:04 Chill wrote:
This isn't even remotely funny. Meme + sex = instant classic I guess...

Aw come on. I know you have a sense of humor somewhere down in there.
5sz6sz7sz1a2a3a4a kwanrollllllled
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